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Renault Amamiya

@cardinalrenault.bsky.social
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Mechanic by day, Phantom Rogue by night. Owner of Cardinal Motors. #sonicrp

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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I haven't seen my mom in decades. Hell, I don't even remember if I *have* a mom, or if I was just dumped fully grown into this world like some loser dipshit creating an OC."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Before taking my ADHD meds: Finally got my ADHD meds, now I can start acting like a normal person again After taking my ADHD meds: Wait, have I been acting more like an a--hole lately?)
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Metal City, 4:00 AM] Renault couldn't sleep, so he decided to roam the streets as the Phantom Rogue. As he sits on top of a rooftop, he hears a distant cry for help and perks up, immediately heading in the direction of the cry. However, as he gets closer, the cries for help sound...off.
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Sure you are, dear."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"And yet you work for a corporation which steals from others." "Guess it's ok if it's legal, right?"
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"...Putting aside the usual feeding of a blue hedgehog's ego by constantly claiming Jet is second best while refusing to back the claim up..." "I recently heard a conversation between two racers getting their cars fixed."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Random question: Which fate do you prefer more? A CEO getting Luigi'd, or a CEO getting fired?" "Personally, I'm partial to the CEO getting fired because it means he was so ass at his job that the Board of Directors threw him out onto the streets and he has to live with that shame."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Like that's anything new..." "...the fuck you mean Sonic's in Fortnite?! Who greenlit that?! Is Sonic that desparate for attention that he'd sellout like that?!"
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
(You're telling me you've doubled the game's content and you have the sheer BALLS to not ask for any extra money for it?!)
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Rick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In'
ALT: Rick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In'
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@jetthehawk.bsky.social "...Jet. I need the location of the nearest medical insurance office and the biggest heaviest tank of a car you have capable of creating the most expensive hole possible when I drive it into the wall of the CEO's office. Now."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Bold of you to assume anyone actually believed you ever get laid."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Fair enough, he's probably just wanting to make a bunch of videos made of clips of people getting fucked over by RNG bullshit during races, or 'karted' as the kids call it, so he can post them online." "I've learned that clout is a hell of a drug."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"I don't know what Dodon Pa is smoking, but it's clearly frying his brain something fierce if he thought that was a good idea for a competitive event."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"So, I just learned that that godawful Crossworlds racing whatever is having a new event where everyone gets a monster truck item at the start of each race." "So glad I decided to stay away from that trainwreck after the Rogues pulled out in protest."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(Ok, seriously? Limited Run Games: Trash, don't buy Rock-It: Trash, don't buy ModRetro: Trash, don't buy Are there *any* retro game cartridge makers that aren't trash?)
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
(Just did an entire playthrough of Sonic 06 through the indev recomp.) (Not exactly gonna do that again in a hurry.)
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"...Sonic, this is the most I've resonated with you in years, and I hate it."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Renault would be taking the day off from the auto shop, letting the assistant manager take care of it as he tries to drown out the festivities of Sonic's birthday.
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Wish granted. Enjoy the item Hell, you spiky pincushion."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Renault had just opened the door to his flat to find a hot Mobian fox woman claiming to be his new neighbor, despite the flat being above his auto shop. "..." "I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes." *slam*
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"I mean, yeah, but I'd rather not waste your tech on something as small as auto repairs, and I feel like getting a bike Extreme Gear would be an insult to you guys, so..." Shrug
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LakeFeperd (Feperd Games) @feperdgames.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#XFextremeFormula Has reached 1.0 and is out of Early Access! Can't believe it's finally done after all these years! Please help us by liking and retweeting this post, let everyone know the game is out there! Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lOw... STEAM: store.steampowered.com/app/2539910/...
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"I constantly tell Jet to go to bed, and yet here I am working on cars at 3 in the morning...Seems I've picked up a knack for projectile minerology inside of a glass house."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(No matter what you thought of Kyle Busch, you have to agree, 41 is way too early to go. RIP)
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 21/05/2026
NEWS: Kyle Busch, one of the purest racing talents NASCAR has ever seen and winner of more national series races than any driver in history, has died after falling severely ill, NASCAR announced. Busch was hospitalized this week and never recovered. He was 41. www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"That's sad when you're so insufferable you piss off the telepathic vixen who can sense the good in anyone."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"..." "Go to bed, Jet."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"...Excuse me?"
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Another dream I remember having was me watching a Sonic Underground episode where the hedgehog and his siblings were out of focus and instead there was an armadillo looking for a girlfriend who travelled with Knuckles for a while until they had a falling out." --
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"Well, sleep study went well, and I even had a colleague treat me to a dinner at a place usually well out of my price range, so that was fun."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"...I still haven't forgiven @jetthehawk.bsky.social for the complete butchering of a car he calls Slaps Undertrain."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Eh, fair enough. S'pose the tranqs in his drink would have you gunnin' for me too. I dunno how I'm going to get the kid to sleep. He goes out trying to cause chaos like that, he could hurt someone that wasn't on his list."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Right, should've figured you had an immunity to tranqs..." He said, sighing, "Wonder if I could borrow Wave's wrench and surprise attack Jet with it just to get him to sleep...Nah, he'd want to wring my neck when he woke up."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Pretty sure one purpose of sleep studies is to find out *why* people can't sleep." "Though if it really is just stubborness, maybe I oughta just put tranquilizers in your drinks the next time you two visit me in one of my safehouses just so you can finally get some sleep." Renault shakes his head
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"...I swear, Jet, if you weren't wanted in at least half the planet, I'd drag your ass to my sleep doctor by the tail feathers for a sleep study."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
(What could possibly go wrong?)
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"And of course, as soon as Majima rolls up to that fucking Crossworlds Grand Prix, they change the rules again to make races even more reliant on the Random Number Gods that are their bullshit items."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"I dunno, a dog just rolled up in my garage for a checkup on their car." "And I don't mean an anthro Mobian dog either."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"...Jet. How 'bout you stick to letting Storm do the cooking?"
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"Remember, this'll be your car if you try to prank me by lying your ass off and then gaslighting me when I get skeptical. Don't cross me, assholes."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"I swear to God, if I become the victim of any stupid pranks over the next two days, I will crash a car into the nearest Dairy Queen." "No reason, just fuck how expensive the Blizzards are."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"Just caught a glimpse of the rule changes to that racing event the Rogues have been in." "Good Gods, no wonder they're considered incompetent buffoons, the only times they're allowed to race is when the races are deliberately rigged against them."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
(Oh, sweet, so I'm not the only one that watches Ashens)
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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
(( Lmao over on my server we're all just discussing the idea of Majima getting in his pirate garb to pretend he's "always been the 4th member of the Babylon Rogues" and it just being an elaborate trick to fuck with Sonic. )) (( Majima rolls with it just because he respects the hustle. ))
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Uhm...excuse me sir, madam, or other?"
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Oddly enough, I don't even think a bunch of bipedal multicolored talking animals is *close* to the weirdest shit he's ever seen."
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
OOC: My fellow netizens, I come to you with a heartfelt apology. As of today, it has been 35 years since I committed a terrible, horrible, unforgivable crime against humanity and everything you all stand for. I was born. And for that, I'm sorry.
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Renault Amamiya @cardinalrenault.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Renault was walking down the street, wearing his Phantom Rogue outfit. He had no plans to commit any heists tonight, but the purpose of being out was his weekly patrol and recon in case he needed to plan one later. The sound of sirens made his eyes widen, looking behind him as they got closer. --
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