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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 16h

Oh uh... ... Whoops? You want some?

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 16h

I'm gettin' hungry. Don't tell 'em I said dis, but I might hafta eat Mighty.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 16h

Guys I just found dat Mighty da Armadillo guy back here is dis where he's been all these years?

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 16h

ARE THESE DA BACKROOMS EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKIN' ABOUT? IT'S JUST A BUNCHA EMPTY ROOMS. I KEEP GOIN' AND IT'S MORE EMPTY ROOMS.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 16h

BOSS??? WHERE IS EVERYBODY? I AIN'T USED TA ENDLESS VOIDS WHAT'S GOIN' ON???

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 16h

(( Lmao this is the only account that isn't getting the "Token expired" bug )) (( Something something Bsky is a website that turns slopcoding into technical issues. ))

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026

"Oh yeah? Well if they're so tough, where are dey? I'd like ta see it for myself."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026

-a jagged smirk. Then, throwing his weight forward, Storm took off into a charge, stampeding ahead at a speed that belied his weight. With an arm outstretched, the albatross aimed to bash his forearm square into Krypt's chest, hoping to send them careening over the top rope and out of the ring.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026

Quick to scramble back to his feet, the seabird took a few steps back. At first, it would seem out of caution, however... "Yer only just now warmin' up? Little too late for that, bub! Cause I'm already chargin' like a freight train!" Storm noticed his foe's proximity to the ropes and smirked-

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 25/08/2026

"Tempest who? Who da heck is dat? Sounds like a chump. I could take 'em."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 11/08/2026

(( Oh so it wasn't just me, huh? )) (( Or well in this case my Jet which is still waiting for those vibe-coding dipshits to get their heads out their asses ))

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026

(( I am a simple man. )) (( I see someone that Storm can challenge to a drawn-out wrestling match...I want Storm to challenge them to a drawn-out wrestling match. ))

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

Using that leverage, the hulking albatross gives a sharp yank on Krypt's arms, dragging him forward into a beak-to-forehead headbutt to try and dizzy his foe.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

One fist batters the avian's head against the mat like a punching bag, then the other. But the cycle of the punches quickly proves predictable. Storm lashes an arm out, catching one incoming punch by the inside of the elbow, then snatches the other arm. ...

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Knuckles The Echidna @knuxthered.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

💎Knuckles The Echidna💎 ❝And how did you even get here. . .?" ~~~~~~ ¬ Has learned over the years to be less stand-offish. ¬ Capable of punching craters in most objects. ¬ Will protect the island even if he has to die doing it. ~~~~~~ Г SRP Г MVRP Г MDNI ~~~~~~ RT/FAV!

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

Try as he might, Storm could do little else now but tense up and squirm about, his head twisting from side to side as he tried to wriggle his way free.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

Just as he'd lifted his foe's feet off the mat, the seabird began to stumble back, unable to steady himself after that last second shove. Stubbornly, Storm tried to keep a hold of the kangahog but all it did was get him flattened against the mat with a booming THUD near the ring ropes.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

"Oh uh...S-s-sorry! Didn't mean to frighten ya!" Another small pile of pillows in his arms got flung about as he flailed in a brief panic before recovering his composure. "Oh I uh...I brought somethin' soft ta land in...y'know...so ya don't get hurt an' all."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

(( Storm when he finds out Wave's talking about Krypt ))

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

"Well if da boss Don't like 'em, I don't like 'em." With a huff, the seabird threw a punch into his own open palm.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026

"...Who's Wave beefin' wit dis time?"

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 13/07/2026

"Huh..." "Think I'm da only one of da crew awake."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026

[Poke poke poke] @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social I uh...hi. Boss uh...boss said ya wanted somethin' from me. [There is a massive grey bird talking to her...and a massive pile made of pillows, couch cushions, a beanbag chair, and what seems to be an assorted sack of feathers behind him. ]

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026

[ The seabird comes stumbling in, carrying a comically large mountain of pillows ] Aye.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 09/07/2026

[Storm is already pre-emptively preparing a massive pile of pillows he knows what's going on.]

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026

"Need a good fight. Ain't had someone tough ta throw hands wit in a while."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 26/06/2026

[Casually lifting a cargo truck over his head with one arm like a dumbbell while sipping on a smoothie with the other.] Sup? [He tosses the truck into the air, shifting his drink to the other hand while catching the truck with the first.] [Lifting resumes.]

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 11/05/2026

As if on cue, the bell rang, and every sinew in the seabird's body tensed up. "GRAAAAAAAAH!" With a bellowing roar, Storm lunged forward, arms arching towards his opponent. He'd waste no time trying to get a grapple around the kangahog's waist, something he could use to heft Krypt into the air.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 11/05/2026

Even as the canvas quaked under his boots, Storm remained stoic, ugly creases forming at the side of his beak as that jagged maw of his curled up with loosely-restrained anger. But he said nothing else. Words weren't worth wasting anymore, and the avian never really liked talking anyway. ...

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 07/04/2026

Huff. "Seems like ya folded pretty quick."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 07/03/2026

(( Two things. Yes I know that took me a month and yes I know that degree of agonizing slow is on-brand for me...but also can you blame me for not having muse for the past month? )) (( Two...Yes Storm's rockin' the Max Thunder fit. )) (( Real recognizes real. ))

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 07/03/2026

-advantage, but that didn't make Storm's sheer bulk any less intimidating up-close. "Gonna look forward to beatin' da stupid outta dat ugly mug a' yours."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 07/03/2026

-on the sides, completed by a pair of red boots. A homage to one of the greats. As he loosened an arm from the turnbuckle, only to swipe it across his own beak, the albatross let out a deep huff before rising upright and stepping forward to approach Krypt. Sure, the kangahog had the height- ...

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 07/03/2026

Staring him back from the other corner was a familiar pair of beady eyes, staring over a stout and crooked beak "You again...," the seabird huffed, arms slung over the top ropes as he leaned against the turnbuckle. He was donning black and blue tights with a yellow thunderbolt insignia- ...

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 08/02/2026

(( With every passing day I am coming to realize one thing. )) (( I just want Storm to get into a 3-count pin wrestling match with someone. ))

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 20/01/2026

"AH DID IT!" Storm stands proudly, chest puffed out. "AH TAUGHT DA BOSS HOW TA MAKE SOMETHIN IN DA KITCHEN!"

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 04/01/2026

BOSS YER REALLY STARTIN' TA SOUND LIKE YER PROJECTIN' HERE! I'M GETTIN' WORRIED FOR YA, BOSS! PLEASE STOP TALKIN', BOSS!

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 04/01/2026

IS...IS DAT DA WHOLE REASON YOU STARTED DIS MESS!? JUST TA TRICK ME INTO TALKIN' ABOUT... ...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN! WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 04/01/2026

BOSS DAT... DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY. IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT!

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 04/01/2026

Outta FRUIT LOOPS!? DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE!

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 04/01/2026

I uh...I caught da Boss in da kitchen again. He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 04/11/2025

Don't even think he was tryin'. I wouldn't try if I was against us, neitha.

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 02/11/2025

"See, da Boss takes every game he plays real serious-like." "He's competitive down to da core. Anytime he does anything, he wants to be da best at it."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 02/11/2025

"I ain't sayin' I do, neitha." "Just dat he gets pretty uh...pretty carried away wit it."

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Storm the Albatross @handle.invalid · 02/11/2025

"Well uh..." "Da boss HATES Mario Kart." "I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it."

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