Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"Tempest who? Who da heck is dat? Sounds like a chump. I could take 'em." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 11/08/2026(( Oh so it wasn't just me, huh? )) (( Or well in this case my Jet which is still waiting for those vibe-coding dipshits to get their heads out their asses )) 020
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 15/07/2026(( I am a simple man. )) (( I see someone that Storm can challenge to a drawn-out wrestling match...I want Storm to challenge them to a drawn-out wrestling match. )) 010
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 14/07/2026One fist batters the avian's head against the mat like a punching bag, then the other. But the cycle of the punches quickly proves predictable. Storm lashes an arm out, catching one incoming punch by the inside of the elbow, then snatches the other arm. ... 100
Reposted by Storm the AlbatrossKnuckles The Echidna @knuxthered.bsky.social · 14/07/2026💎Knuckles The Echidna💎 ❝And how did you even get here. . .?" ~~~~~~ ¬ Has learned over the years to be less stand-offish. ¬ Capable of punching craters in most objects. ¬ Will protect the island even if he has to die doing it. ~~~~~~ Г SRP Г MVRP Г MDNI ~~~~~~ RT/FAV! 02424
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Just as he'd lifted his foe's feet off the mat, the seabird began to stumble back, unable to steady himself after that last second shove. Stubbornly, Storm tried to keep a hold of the kangahog but all it did was get him flattened against the mat with a booming THUD near the ring ropes. 100
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"Oh uh...S-s-sorry! Didn't mean to frighten ya!" Another small pile of pillows in his arms got flung about as he flailed in a brief panic before recovering his composure. "Oh I uh...I brought somethin' soft ta land in...y'know...so ya don't get hurt an' all." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 14/07/2026(( Storm when he finds out Wave's talking about Krypt )) 021
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"Well if da boss Don't like 'em, I don't like 'em." With a huff, the seabird threw a punch into his own open palm. 010
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Huh..." "Think I'm da only one of da crew awake." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[Poke poke poke] @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social I uh...hi. Boss uh...boss said ya wanted somethin' from me. [There is a massive grey bird talking to her...and a massive pile made of pillows, couch cushions, a beanbag chair, and what seems to be an assorted sack of feathers behind him. ] 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[ The seabird comes stumbling in, carrying a comically large mountain of pillows ] Aye. 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 09/07/2026[Storm is already pre-emptively preparing a massive pile of pillows he knows what's going on.] 001
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Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 04/07/2026"Need a good fight. Ain't had someone tough ta throw hands wit in a while." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 26/06/2026[Casually lifting a cargo truck over his head with one arm like a dumbbell while sipping on a smoothie with the other.] Sup? [He tosses the truck into the air, shifting his drink to the other hand while catching the truck with the first.] [Lifting resumes.] 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Even as the canvas quaked under his boots, Storm remained stoic, ugly creases forming at the side of his beak as that jagged maw of his curled up with loosely-restrained anger. But he said nothing else. Words weren't worth wasting anymore, and the avian never really liked talking anyway. ... 100
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Huff. "Seems like ya folded pretty quick." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 07/03/2026(( Two things. Yes I know that took me a month and yes I know that degree of agonizing slow is on-brand for me...but also can you blame me for not having muse for the past month? )) (( Two...Yes Storm's rockin' the Max Thunder fit. )) (( Real recognizes real. )) 010
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Staring him back from the other corner was a familiar pair of beady eyes, staring over a stout and crooked beak "You again...," the seabird huffed, arms slung over the top ropes as he leaned against the turnbuckle. He was donning black and blue tights with a yellow thunderbolt insignia- ... 100
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 08/02/2026(( With every passing day I am coming to realize one thing. )) (( I just want Storm to get into a 3-count pin wrestling match with someone. )) 111
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 20/01/2026"AH DID IT!" Storm stands proudly, chest puffed out. "AH TAUGHT DA BOSS HOW TA MAKE SOMETHIN IN DA KITCHEN!" 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 04/01/2026BOSS YER REALLY STARTIN' TA SOUND LIKE YER PROJECTIN' HERE! I'M GETTIN' WORRIED FOR YA, BOSS! PLEASE STOP TALKIN', BOSS! 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 04/01/2026IS...IS DAT DA WHOLE REASON YOU STARTED DIS MESS!? JUST TA TRICK ME INTO TALKIN' ABOUT... ...AAAAUGH! BOSS WE AIN'T DOIN' DIS AGAIN! WE AIN'T HAVIN' DIS ARGUMENT AGAIN! 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 04/01/2026BOSS DAT... DAT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY. IT'S DA FROSTED FLAKES GUY DAT SAYS DAT! 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Outta FRUIT LOOPS!? DERE AIN'T NO FRUIT LOOPS IN ALFREDO SAUCE! 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I uh...I caught da Boss in da kitchen again. He was tryin' ta boil a bowl of cereal. 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Don't even think he was tryin'. I wouldn't try if I was against us, neitha. 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"See, da Boss takes every game he plays real serious-like." "He's competitive down to da core. Anytime he does anything, he wants to be da best at it." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"I ain't sayin' I do, neitha." "Just dat he gets pretty uh...pretty carried away wit it." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"Well uh..." "Da boss HATES Mario Kart." "I mean he really, really, REALLY hates it." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"Huh...well I guess they do." "Boss really likes dose games. There's one where ya get ta do backflips in a dinosaur." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Why is da Boss arguin' with an entire company again about their go kart game? This has gotta be da third time it's happened. 001
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The seabird starts grasping at his own head. "AAAAGH, can't we just have a fight be a fight!? I mean...look don't take dis da wrong way but...I ain't really into ya, ya know...I just wanna test my strength against someone strong." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 29/10/2025"IT AIN'T A-" "Hrrrg...Stop callin' it a date. I ain't tryin' ta kiss ya, I'm tryin' ta break your freakin' ankle!" 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 29/10/2025"Don't start actin' cute. We just got some unfinished business, dat's all." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 29/10/2025"..." "You." @andiamthewalrus.bsky.social 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 27/10/2025(( Was looking up VA opportunities to be Storm and uhhh... )) (( Hmmm this icon for Storm here is...familiar. )) 110
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Gotta always hang onto da good stuff. Like Randy Savage vs Ricky da Dragon Steamboat. 011
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 25/10/2025What's wrong wit havin' wrestlin' tapes on VHS? Dat's da best way ta watch wrestlin'. 010
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 24/10/2025"Eh, Never said I cared. Buncha dummies wanna mouth off, I'll shut 'em up da best way I know how." 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Lemme tell ya somethin. Da trick ta good pizza starts wit buildin strength in da dough. Ya fold it a bunch and it gets strong enough ta stretch by hand. You take a rollin pin to pizza dough and I take a rollin pin ta you. 000
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Not to correct ya or nuthin', Boss... But I already MADE da pizza. You want a slice? 010
Storm the Albatross @babylonbrute.bsky.social · 11/10/2025"Heh...like it!," the seabird proudly puffs out his chest. "Got da recipie while we was in Spagonia!" 010