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1000 Volts of Holte

@b6dan.bsky.social
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Just lurking around commenting on other people's stuff - clearly incapable of coming up with my own ideas. Enjoyer of all things AVFC, amongst other things.

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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 11h
They are a basket case, and he knows it.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 17h
They are probably betting the PL will blink after applying some pressure to Burnham, having poured money into his shit town while he was mayor. Payback time.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am so with you on that.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Curious how he's decided to come back to trash his own reputation having gone to all that effort to jump ship before the shit hit the fan.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bob Warman, not even close.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big ones, small ones, patterned or plain, You call in once, you're gonna call again. The one-stop shop, we've got the lot, Get it all at Stechford Tiles!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It wasn't funny when they did it to us.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Injuries waiting to happen - it needs to stop
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I refuse to put any comments on ours, 100% it would be identified.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah - bit sus that! Although at least it was out in the open, and UEFA were having none of it, so we were still fucked on SCR for euro qualification and had to sell!!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair, the country was already pretty broken, but boy did she make it worse.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God there's some humourless fuckers on here. It almost* makes me miss twatter.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He looked like a box of After Eight mints last night.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking at the plans, Small Heath are building a dual-use football/quidditch stadium, so anything is possible.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine how we feel? Four times City have poached key players from us and now we are on a decent run, we have to decimate our squad every summer just to balance the books. Yet they just took the piss. Fire them into the sun.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bet the back contained a consignment of pineapples - hollowed out and filled with bags of coke. Hiding in plain sight and all that...
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy to look the other way to get all those trophies
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JUST DONT GET INJURED!!!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Such scumbags!!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It won't be a middle manager, it'll be one of those disgusting lawyers they've hired - the same type paid to wage lawfare for russian mercenaries.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Disgusting cheats.
Screenshot of an article in which an investigative sports journalist recalls sitting outside a locked-down hospice in 2020 while visiting his terminally ill wife, Helen. He receives a call from a senior sports desk editor warning him that a Manchester City fan has posted his home address on Twitter alongside threats. The editor says the newspaper should help have the post removed and suggests reporting it to police.Continuation of the article stating that, within hours of the journalist’s back-page story, messages appeared on a prominent Manchester City internet forum and social media saying that Helen deserved to die because of his reporting on City. The journalist reflects on the psychological impact of the abuse, saying the result was “nothing good.”
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't think my opinion of city could get any lower, but here we go...
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I stopped paying any attention to BBC journalism years ago
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kempfolds was a work of genius
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In which case they can fuck right off.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't need to - everyone already knows.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suppose I did ask for it!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's not fair!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This proves nothing, you could be in the Travelodge on the Coventry Rd for all we know.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plus the football regulator forces them to sell the club as they are not fit and proper owners
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably Abraham that put them off, to be fair 😂
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Haaland transfer stinks - they paid £51m for him, but 12 months earlier Chelsea offered £70m plus Tammy Abraham and it was rejected!! How's that work??
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, I'm very dubious that MCFC stopped cheating the day this was exposed. I reckon there's are all sorts of dark arts that weren't identified in the leak that are still going on now
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know, it's a disgrace and they still continue inflating transfers every season.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair though, Mourinho is the last person I want to hear from, considering all those years he spent at Chelski awash with dodgy Russian money that started this entire shit show. But City still deserve to be fired into the sun.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never tire of this show! #traitors
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard someone on here refer to this scandal as the Pepstein Files. Golden.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you think he talks to himself?
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I came here to specifically vent about that!! WTF?!!!!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're part way there on number 2, if podcasts count. Although I'm not sure how long you'd have been able to tolerate Derek Acora talking to the dead
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only stat I'm interested in - 🚑 0 Injuries
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, we could replace your badge with that of any PL club - it's something we can all get behind!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haven't we all got one of them?
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, they know!
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got sent this on WhatsApp - brilliant!! #mcfc
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just got home from the game, everyone around me was mystified when he took Gordon off, he was our main threat.
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1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All achieved with the best players money could buy. Wish we could do that...
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