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b3dl4m

@b3dl4m.bsky.social
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Dev, habitual Pratchett quoter, chaotic-goodest boy

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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo saying you rang
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
There is no justice. There is just us.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
oh god. his face is everything. look at that stare. that is a face that has gazed into the abyss
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the apocalypse has once again let me down. off to the salt mines i guess.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So the Ace Ventura movies are just as good as you remember them. The didn't age well or poorly, they didn't age at all. It was like a 90s verbal stim time capsule.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
he'll need a buddy
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
How many monkeys in how many rooms with how many wiimotes before they bowl a perfect Wii bowling score?
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I refuted an ICE apologist hard enough that they deleted their post. Didn’t fix anything and I’m no hero for just pointing out their inability to count and think critically. Still… I’ll take my serotonin where I can get it
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
the vibe lately has been the animated silently screaming mugshot of Sirius Black from the Daily Prophet
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You’ve never had food at a stadium in the UK and it shows.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Now THIS would be a good place to set up a sex trafficking sting operation
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I too will do all the side quests and a final tour around Night City before finishing the game. Saying goodbye is hard
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’m convinced they serve the older folks first at Cracker Barrel
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RC deWinter @rcdewinter.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Spring
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Noel Gallagher looks like shit now
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If my car runs out of gas, you wouldn't blame me for not showing up. My brain is running out of gas. Please don't be mad but...
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
It’s me! The chair mimic.
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Unseen Crafts @unseencrafts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I was incredibly sad to read about today’s ruling but hugely warmed by the amount of love & support that I have seen for the LGBTQ+ community. To be absolutely clear, my business, tiny as it may be, is a safe, welcoming place. Love will win because it must 🫶 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Blue, pink and white striped flag
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
That overwhelming urge to scream in a meeting when the buzzing feels like it’s building to some kinda crescendo.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Can it be Friday night again? I’m running out of weekend before I run out of tired.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
So much piss
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Withers Big Naturals needs to live… or well, “live” but you get me.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Le Poisson Steve 🎶
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I’m so glad you all like it. My kids made noises like I’d accidentally summoned a demon
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
*INITIATING GOLDFISH RAIN*
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Goldfish acquired.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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a cartoon of a rabbit with the words aww shucks written above it
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I stayed up too late now I’m hungry. Pretty sure I’m not supposed to be fed after midnight tho…
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Only one pan was clean and my kids were very unhappy about how I adapted to my circumstances.
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Hina ⛩️ @rasenkaikyo.etheirys.social · 08/04/2025
adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
Adobe.com posted:
👋 Hey, we're Adobe!
We're here to connect with the artists, designers, and storytellers who bring ideas to life.
What's fueling your creativity right now? 🎨 Drop a reply, tag a creator or share your latest work -- we'd love to see what inspires you!

* it is worth noting that they had 1.6k replies, 1k reposts including quotes, but only 50 likes.

Sena Bryer replied:
Not you. take CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

* having out-liked/ratioed Adobe with 884 likes as of the screencap.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
How did you feel the first time you heard All Eyes on Me by Bo Burnham? How do you feel recently?
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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a man in a tuxedo is wearing a tux and asking why are you wearing a tux ?
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Waking up uncomfortable in an uncomfortable environment to live out of a suitcase off of road food just doesn’t charm me like it used to before all that chronic instability trauma from my childhood. I gotta find a way to vacation that triggers me less.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Walk, don’t run. Maybe just stand there. Sit if we’re gonna talk. Chill. It’s not a race.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
oh hey let me see how LocalLlama is doing... ah ... right.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This AI thing is pretty cool. I'm just glad everyone is being measured in their use and adoption of it all.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
My dog is looking at us like we don’t love her because we didn’t share chocolate cake with her. Suicidal mooch
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Pollen count in GA is so bad my eyes make an audible crunching noise when I blink.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Also if you’re wanting to learn to crochet, this is a great way to start.
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b3dl4m @b3dl4m.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This is really cool and I wish there was an easier way to explain to people how a sackful of prosthetic tits ended up on my porch. So proud of the volunteers that work to restore some dignity to those who have suffered from cancer. www.knittedknockers.org
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