beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/04/2025there needs to be more jokes in fantasy media about how it's impossible to hear what the fuck a dude is saying when he's wearing one of these 2100 10
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/04/2025forgot my change of clothes so I had to fight in the mom jeans 🔥 1200 20
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 10/04/2025armets are swaggity as well. I'm also a huge fan of the hounskull bascinet. 110 1
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 07/04/2025took this look to a dive bar full of normie boomers and got treated like a celebrity 1240 24
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 05/04/2025my disappointment is immesserable and my day is ruined. 160 6
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025privating my Twitter once again because transphobes won't even let me have my German long knife obsession 250 5
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025they're transitioning Rosy the Riveter with AI on the other app 030 3
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025dream blunt rotation (not these actual people but trans girls doing impressions of them) 110 1
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025the ultimate monkey's paw is that I can do a perfect Hank Hill impression but it gives me gender dysphoria 290 9
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025no bitch she means the martial arts girls who actually practice medieval swordfighting 060 6
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I want a bunch of tattoos of medieval armor and weapons and magical stones and enchanted items I want my body to look like the inventory select screen of a fantasy rpg 140 4
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? give him an injection of cross-ex hormones, give him an injection of cross-sex hormones, give them injection cause sex hormones early in the morning 051 5
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025mark scout and mark S should've had a Cones of Dunshire duel to decide who gets to keep on living 250 5
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025ok but with some fruits the flesh isn't typically eaten. limes and lemons are normally consumed for their juice or their zest. like I've never peeled and bitten into a lime before but I'd be lying if I said I've never had limes. 110 1
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025ain't NO WAY you've never had lemon or lime, they're in so many dishes and drinks!! 110 1
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025ran into my ex at a bar and they didn't recognize me🤭 when we broke up vs today 5510 51
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 19/03/2025no I'd much rather they do this than fuck with my rights 110 1
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 18/03/2025sometimes I have no fear of the Texas legislature bc they're busy doing shit like this 260 6
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 18/03/2025it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for an estrogenated pengis on SSRIs to stay hard during gay sex or whatever the Bible said 091 9
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/03/2025how it feels to log in to bsky after being chased off Twitter by a transphobe with 90k followers 3180 18
beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/02/2025applying for a job as a "laser operator" I have no qualifications or experience I just want my job title to be "laser operator" 3150 15
