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beawulf

@b3awulf.bsky.social
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angry trans woman with a sword. 🐺 on all levels expect physical. 31 she/her

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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
there needs to be more jokes in fantasy media about how it's impossible to hear what the fuck a dude is saying when he's wearing one of these
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
forgot my change of clothes so I had to fight in the mom jeans 🔥
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
big dork :p
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
yes, you can!!
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
me for the past week and the next 2
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I'm sorry but this is why I'm never leaving twitter
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
took this look to a dive bar full of normie boomers and got treated like a celebrity
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
got all cute with nowhere to go
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
my disappointment is immesserable and my day is ruined.
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
what it's like on the other app
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
privating my Twitter once again because transphobes won't even let me have my German long knife obsession
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
they're transitioning Rosy the Riveter with AI on the other app
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
the ultimate monkey's paw is that I can do a perfect Hank Hill impression but it gives me gender dysphoria
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I want a bunch of tattoos of medieval armor and weapons and magical stones and enchanted items I want my body to look like the inventory select screen of a fantasy rpg
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
porch weather ✨
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I heard you like Knight Girls 🖤
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? give him an injection of cross-ex hormones, give him an injection of cross-sex hormones, give them injection cause sex hormones early in the morning
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
mark scout and mark S should've had a Cones of Dunshire duel to decide who gets to keep on living
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
the way I'd suck the sweat off a swordsman's balls
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
my actual transition timeline
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
ran into my ex at a bar and they didn't recognize me🤭 when we broke up vs today
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
sometimes I have no fear of the Texas legislature bc they're busy doing shit like this
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for an estrogenated pengis on SSRIs to stay hard during gay sex or whatever the Bible said
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
how it feels to log in to bsky after being chased off Twitter by a transphobe with 90k followers
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
did you miss me?
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
applying for a job as a "laser operator" I have no qualifications or experience I just want my job title to be "laser operator"
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Beatrice stuns in new scarf
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
SNOOPINGAS usual I see
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
new pfp feat. the squeegly beepo benito
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I'm looking for 3000 of my closest friends
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
HRT is crazy!
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
ROCK ME AMADEUS that's the tweet
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
boss makes a dollar bea makes a dime so i take bathroom selfies on company time
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
she cut her own bangs can you tell how proud she is
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I feel so bad about moving to Canada. I don't wanna leave my whole life and everyone I love behind. but I'm a Canadian citizen and I want to survive and thrive.
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
it's not "boymoding" anymore we're calling it "going dark"
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
me vs the girl I think I am
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
nobody even hawk tuahs anymore
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
do I still have to go in to work tomorrow if I kms
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
born to dilly dally, forced to lock in
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I hate chronic pain. I miss working out I miss fencing I miss getting better and working on myself. I miss being able to go about my day without being reminded of this pain. I feel like a shell of my former self.
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
my name is Beatrice my hobbies include turning down multiple invitations for social activities and then wondering why I feel so lonely
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
gig economy goth
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
chat should I quit everything and move to Montreal
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
need pathologic for the Nintendo DS I'm about to be a week without my puter and I'm afraid I'll lose momentum on my hyper fixation
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
this is my vibe btw
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
wii u I look just like Buddy Holly
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
they're wuthering your heights in the qrts bro
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beawulf @b3awulf.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
not today
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