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Schmitty™️

@aztec-gator.bsky.social
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Pragmatic Idealist. Chances are I’m just as wrong as you are, and you’re more wrong than you’ll ever accept.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unless he wins a World Series, I’m never going to forgive Stammen for not getting tossed. He should have taken half an hour to be dragged off the field, filed a protest, then answered every question at the press conference with, “I’m just here to say we got screwed.”
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck you MLB. This lockout cannot come soon enough or last long enough.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chargers are pretty much 0-4. Love that for them. 😂 #fuckspanos
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not mad, but… Since there have been far more home runs hit at Wrigley this year, it is also a fake stadium?
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The World Cup is about two things: Secondarily (a quite distant 2nd), it’s about watching men with incredible skill use said skill to control a ball into an opponent’s goal. Mostly, however, it’s about paying very, very, very close attention to where dudes are standing. That’s most of it.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
World: Soccer popularity is at an all-time high in the US. This tournament has them craving more! FIFA: Sorry. We can fix that real quick.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That was just further evidence that most offsides is generally fucking stupid. There’s preventing cherry-picking, and then there’s just the ball LITERALLY BOUNCING AROUND OFF OPPONENTS IN THE BOX. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT’S STUPID.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Padres are one of the worst teams in baseball. If one could make money feeling smug, Mike Shildt would be getting so rich.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Once there was this guy named Howard Dean who was instantly adjudicated unfit for the presidency because he yelled, “Yeah!” kinda weird. I’m literally talking about the exact same “office of the president” that exists today. Not a different country or anything.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Gavin Sheets for NL MVP.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
More back-to-back games where the $ I paid @mlb & @padres goes down the drain. Hope some more MLB apologists think I’m irritated because I don’t know how broadcast rights work, and not because ripping people off is a FUCKING STUPID WAY TO DO BUSINESS IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR FANS #cancelthe27season
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You know, plenty of people will never forgive him, but Machado has become quite the leader in San Diego. Hopefully, with a change of scenery, Little Joe will blossom at a zoo that’s in desperate need of veteran leadership.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Third straight day the @padres are blacked out on the @mlb plan I bought so I could watch their games. The league-destroying lockout/strike cannot come soon enough. With any luck, the whole thing will collapse and we can start again without the bull$#it.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Really, it nice to think about how ridiculously good the Padres record is when you also think about how they have to run Wandy Peralta out there.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’m pretending it’s the *other* José Feliciano that just bought the Padres, and I’m never going to get tired of this bit.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There should be an MLB rule addendum for ABS… if you challenge a strike and it’s not even close to the edge, like 3” or more from any edge, you lose your next game’s challenges.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wave going on behind the plate at Petco as the Padres’ Adam is PITCHING is infuriating. Embarrassing fanbase.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Mullin’s plant food ended up 3 feet from where he planted it when he was trapped. 🤣 Refs not great. Illinois worse. Only needed to make layups to win by 20. UConn going to the final.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I can only assume these atrocious calls favoring UCF are because the refs hate Mick Cronin as much as the rest of us.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Really wanted Tatís vs Miller at the end, but watching people pretend the Dominican “deserved” to win because of a bad call to end the game is also entertaining, I guess.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
BREAKING “Man Fools Actual Cops for Years… Here’s How We Focus It Primarily to a Political Figure We Know at Least Half of You Already Don’t Like for Clicks.”
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Did Benji Gil know that Mexico hadn’t clinched?
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just leaving Boyd out there. Didn’t realize DeRosa was Mexican. 🤔
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The WBC isn’t the MLB, right? They don’t have to parrot the bullsh!t talking point that even though the Pirates literally make a fraction of the money large market teams make, they should just spend the same, right? ONLY the billionaires in large markets should get to do it for profit!
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ref show at New Mexico. 🙄 Lobos lose control to out of bounds? Lobos ball. Two players get hands on a jump ball? Aztecs foul. I know the New Pac12 is just the “MWC Plus,” but the fuck the former Mountain West forever. Good riddance.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
20 min into 1st 2026 SDFC game, and it’s 20 min more than I watched all last year. Kudos to Apple and MLS for figuring out what MLB can’t: make it easy to watch and people will. And people watching might become invested.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Me: “They don’t have the votes against Rob. He already won the battle against Natalie. They should just vote her out to confirm it’s Rob, and take him out at the fire.” Tara: “I’m confused and…” Natalie: *immediately goes full psycho* Tara: “Okay, not confused anymore.” #TheTraitorsUS
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Florida Gators should get Olivier Rioux some minutes while A&M is still playing hard. Let him get a taste of non-mop up duty.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Cool comment then. 🙄
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Liv 🪩 | dwts era @bookishliv.swifties.social · 23/01/2026
I literally have been team stop bullying that man and I'm still ten toes down there
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You just know that any person who would back Dorinda over Ron Funches is a shitty fucking human, guaranteed.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Been a fan of @ronfunches.bsky.social since the OG @midnight. Love that he was true to himself and was the *actual* best looking, dopest, faithfulest faithful to the last. 🍻👑
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Refs hand GCU a win and these FS1 dipshits just talking to Williams like he did something. What a scam.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The only thing I hate more than everything Kalshi represents is their commercials.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
People in the house think he came for Porsha, like, c’mon, Porsha came for her damn self. How’s my guy supposed to know someone would start the game just saying incriminating nonsense for no reason? And Maura like, “Derp, I don’t remember.” 🙄
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The NFL took my team away, so I got none. 😂 I was definitely rooting for the Bills. I just don’t think it was the refs fault. Sorry you got stuck with a coach not good enough to get you there again but also better than most and definitely not bad enough to fire. Good luck with your next one!
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Refs virtually never ignore a dude tackling an open guy that’s going up for a ball without even looking back, tho. At any point in any game. The 1st one was iffy, but would have been 15 yards on Bosa anyway.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yeah. That makes more sense in hockey. Both teams are alternating possession constantly. In football to just allow cheating at the end would definitely favor the defense. Why let anyone get open? Just tackle the guy before the ball comes. Oops, Bills tried that. Refs did their jobs.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Lot of people blaming the refs for defensive backs not playing the ball and then tackling dudes before the ball even arrives. Wild. Josh Allen missing Kincaid to win in regulation or throwing 4 picks also the referees’ fault.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Players shouldn’t force them to. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
🕯️ 🕯 pls 🕯 🕯 Salem 🕯 witches 🕯 protect the only 🕯 real one on Traitors: 🕯 Ron 🕯 🕯️ Funches🕯 🕯
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I can tell. College football isn’t ONLY for corporate shills, though. 2 G5 games didn’t keep you from getting this amazingly competitive (😂) corporate bonanza, did it? 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Rooting for literally ANY G5 to perform a miracle is so much better than watching the Nike™️ Ducks fail nearly every year for decades.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Just imagining the manufactured outrage if a G5 team was involved in the end of a game that stupid.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Man, that’s some drunk typing 😂
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ole Miss about to start chucking the ball. Be interesting to see if the refs keep the Georgia DBs to the same standards they were just keep the Ole Miss to.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you’re a corporate shill, then definitely.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Oh no, Notre Dame, were you a victim of the bullshit caste system you do everything to perpetuate? That must be so sad.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Love Bryce Young throwing the karmic pick immediately after his BS slow-up inbounds to bait a “foul.” (Which it wasn’t.) Definitely worth it for defenders to risk 15 yards to punish these “Mahomes” maneuvers. Hit him harder next time, Edgerrin Cooper.
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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I hope the next MLB work stoppage lasts for years.
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