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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Chargers are pretty much 0-4. Love that for them. 😂 #fuckspanos

Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The World Cup is about two things: Secondarily (a quite distant 2nd), it’s about watching men with incredible skill use said skill to control a ball into an opponent’s goal. Mostly, however, it’s about paying very, very, very close attention to where dudes are standing. That’s most of it.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

World: Soccer popularity is at an all-time high in the US. This tournament has them craving more! FIFA: Sorry. We can fix that real quick.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

That was just further evidence that most offsides is generally fucking stupid. There’s preventing cherry-picking, and then there’s just the ball LITERALLY BOUNCING AROUND OFF OPPONENTS IN THE BOX. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT’S STUPID.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The Padres are one of the worst teams in baseball. If one could make money feeling smug, Mike Shildt would be getting so rich.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Once there was this guy named Howard Dean who was instantly adjudicated unfit for the presidency because he yelled, “Yeah!” kinda weird. I’m literally talking about the exact same “office of the president” that exists today. Not a different country or anything.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

More back-to-back games where the $ I paid @mlb & @padres goes down the drain. Hope some more MLB apologists think I’m irritated because I don’t know how broadcast rights work, and not because ripping people off is a FUCKING STUPID WAY TO DO BUSINESS IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR FANS #cancelthe27season

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Third straight day the @padres are blacked out on the @mlb plan I bought so I could watch their games. The league-destroying lockout/strike cannot come soon enough. With any luck, the whole thing will collapse and we can start again without the bull$#it.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Really, it nice to think about how ridiculously good the Padres record is when you also think about how they have to run Wandy Peralta out there.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I’m pretending it’s the *other* José Feliciano that just bought the Padres, and I’m never going to get tired of this bit.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

There should be an MLB rule addendum for ABS… if you challenge a strike and it’s not even close to the edge, like 3” or more from any edge, you lose your next game’s challenges.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Wave going on behind the plate at Petco as the Padres’ Adam is PITCHING is infuriating. Embarrassing fanbase.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Mullin’s plant food ended up 3 feet from where he planted it when he was trapped. 🤣 Refs not great. Illinois worse. Only needed to make layups to win by 20. UConn going to the final.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I can only assume these atrocious calls favoring UCF are because the refs hate Mick Cronin as much as the rest of us.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Really wanted Tatís vs Miller at the end, but watching people pretend the Dominican “deserved” to win because of a bad call to end the game is also entertaining, I guess.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Did Benji Gil know that Mexico hadn’t clinched?

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Just leaving Boyd out there. Didn’t realize DeRosa was Mexican. 🤔

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

The WBC isn’t the MLB, right? They don’t have to parrot the bullsh!t talking point that even though the Pirates literally make a fraction of the money large market teams make, they should just spend the same, right? ONLY the billionaires in large markets should get to do it for profit!

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Ref show at New Mexico. 🙄 Lobos lose control to out of bounds? Lobos ball. Two players get hands on a jump ball? Aztecs foul. I know the New Pac12 is just the “MWC Plus,” but the fuck the former Mountain West forever. Good riddance.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

20 min into 1st 2026 SDFC game, and it’s 20 min more than I watched all last year. Kudos to Apple and MLS for figuring out what MLB can’t: make it easy to watch and people will. And people watching might become invested.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Me: “They don’t have the votes against Rob. He already won the battle against Natalie. They should just vote her out to confirm it’s Rob, and take him out at the fire.” Tara: “I’m confused and…” Natalie: *immediately goes full psycho* Tara: “Okay, not confused anymore.” #TheTraitorsUS

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Florida Gators should get Olivier Rioux some minutes while A&M is still playing hard. Let him get a taste of non-mop up duty.

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Liv 🪩 | dwts era @bookishliv.swifties.social · 23/01/2026

I literally have been team stop bullying that man and I'm still ten toes down there

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

You just know that any person who would back Dorinda over Ron Funches is a shitty fucking human, guaranteed.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Been a fan of @ronfunches.bsky.social since the OG @midnight. Love that he was true to himself and was the *actual* best looking, dopest, faithfulest faithful to the last. 🍻👑

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Refs hand GCU a win and these FS1 dipshits just talking to Williams like he did something. What a scam.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The only thing I hate more than everything Kalshi represents is their commercials.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Lot of people blaming the refs for defensive backs not playing the ball and then tackling dudes before the ball even arrives. Wild. Josh Allen missing Kincaid to win in regulation or throwing 4 picks also the referees’ fault.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

🕯️ 🕯 pls 🕯 🕯 Salem 🕯 witches 🕯 protect the only 🕯 real one on Traitors: 🕯 Ron 🕯 🕯️ Funches🕯 🕯

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Just imagining the manufactured outrage if a G5 team was involved in the end of a game that stupid.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ole Miss about to start chucking the ball. Be interesting to see if the refs keep the Georgia DBs to the same standards they were just keep the Ole Miss to.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Oh no, Notre Dame, were you a victim of the bullshit caste system you do everything to perpetuate? That must be so sad.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Love Bryce Young throwing the karmic pick immediately after his BS slow-up inbounds to bait a “foul.” (Which it wasn’t.) Definitely worth it for defenders to risk 15 yards to punish these “Mahomes” maneuvers. Hit him harder next time, Edgerrin Cooper.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Fuck the Los Angeles Dodgers and the financially rigged MLB. May the strike and/or lockout last for five years.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Browns blow it with terrible play calling and worse clock management. Like, who could imagine the Browns doing something like that?

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Everything that happened after the terrible umpire call would have led to the Padres tying the score with a runner in scoring position and an out to spare. #mlb sucks so hard.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Padres bullpen are going to take the brunt of the blame for the Padres abysmal offense.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Robert Suarez is a good, solid pitcher. Robert Suarez isn’t particularly clutch.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Padres not give up a run in the first inning challenge.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

BREAKING: Images released of the new “Salt Lake Riviera.” Mormons being offered $5,000 to self-deport and make way for this major upgrade to that disgusting polluted ecological nightmare they call a “lake.” National Guard mobilizing.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Padres making me irritated for giving this much of my time for this lackluster showing. This is terrible.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I don’t usually have an opportunity to genuinely use the word “inauspicious.” Thanks, JP Sears!

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

The guy who left his arm up to deliberately let himself get hit in the 9th is fed up with it. Fuck Contreras. Hopefully tomorrow he takes one in the ribs.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

The line for the Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood has got to be one of the worst theme park experiences I’ve ever endured. The load rate is impossibly slow. At one point we didn’t move more than 10 feet for over 15 minutes. Less than 8 inches a minute?! Seriously?! People camping.

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Wow. I can’t believe that being a garbage GM, just with a way bigger bankroll than any GM in Padres history, STILL hasn’t worked out for AJ Preller. 🙄

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Dodgers legit just forfeiting? Wild. And… smart?

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Schmitty™️ @aztec-gator.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Nimmo watching very carefully the exact spot that ball hit the ground instead of catching it was hilarious. Mets blow it.

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