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Azo Safo

@azolig.bsky.social
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Writer and Actor. Comedy and sketch comedy. Taking it one day at a time. www.azosafo.com

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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let books be. Today kicks off #BannedBooksWeek, an annual observation started more than 40 years ago in response to a sudden surge in attempts to censor or remove books in libraries, schools, and bookstores. Sound familiar? Find ways to get involved and spread the word: bit.ly/4yvixbB.
LET BOOKS BE. Various line drawings related to libraries and books, including a hand holding a sign made of an open book that reads "Freed for ALL to Read," a tote bag that reads "Totes Resist" carrying a book, a full book cart with the head and tale of a horse with text that reads "A Wild Ride," and a closeup of two feet standing on a stack of books that say "A Soap Box" on their spines. Text at bottom reads "Protect the freedom to read. Banned Books Week, October 4-10, 2026." American Library Association. ala.org/bbooks
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."

Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism

[A picture of the planet Pluto against a black space background with white text overlaid above and below it]
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ate a real meal for first time in weeks and of course now I feel so sick to my stomach. Because said real meal also included ice cream and some other crap. Lesson learned: don’t mix a bunch of shit in one meal.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can’t believe how quickly I had to learn caretaking these past few weeks. When dealing with a health issue (family member not mine) and forced to do it, it’s like an all hands on deck mindset. You’re learning shit you never thoughts you’d be doing. All of a sudden I’m a caretaker.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All of a sudden, I miss Italy. I so wish I could go back to Rome. And have another Roman holiday.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love physics so much. Favorite subject growing up. Along with biology. But I’m afraid of blood so I can’t be a doctor. And I was lazy so I couldn’t be a physics teacher. So now I do a job where people scream at me from all angles. It all worked out for me.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Whether it's a trade war with Canada or an actual war with Iran, the pattern is the same: Americans are paying the price for the President's choices.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
On the upside I’m going to start therapy soon. That’s the highlight to this shit year.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As a proud American, I’m sad. It’s all so sad. There’s not one thing that has been good for our country or in our interest. It’s all so stupid. And sad.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s going to take decades for our beautiful country to be what it once was. They’ve completely ruined our country in less than 2 years. God bless mouth breathers and their delusions of a great America.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t know. I just feel like most people would agree that all these food recalls and all the wars these morons got us into, like that would make most people say, oh shit, this is bad and I’m ashamed I voted these shit faces in. If it were me, I’d be hiding those magat hats and flags. Just sayin.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Making our food unsafe was part of Project 2025. We need to work so hard for these midterms. So hard.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s Saturday and I’ve not been following up on all the insanity of the world. Anyway, Magats are morons.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/08/2026
FIFA President Infantino announces the FIFA privatization scheme will NOT proceed after fierce backlash and growing divisions over the plan. The reversal comes after European nations announced a boycott and CONCACAF rejected the proposal, which involved a private equity deal tied to the Kushners.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
And just to clarify it’s super uncool and unAmerican to be a magat
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Magats are the stupidest losers of the world. May ever bird poop on their heads and their cars forever. 🤣👊😅 #wishes
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Michigan Maple Man 🍁🇨🇦 🇬🇱🥄🌲🐓⛷️🚵🏼‍♀️🎻🏕️🔨💋🐝🪵🌻🌈❄️🛶💙📎🐸 @mimapleman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fauci.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/07/2026
NEW: James Talarico accused Ken Paxton of committing voter fraud after ProPublica and @texastribune.org found that the Texas attorney general may have broken state law by voting using an address where he no longer appears to live.
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Ken Paxton Touts His Efforts to Fight Voter Fraud. His Senate Opponent Is Now Accusing Him of Committing It.
James Talarico’s comments come after ProPublica and The Texas Tribune found that the Texas attorney general may have broken state law by voting using an address where he no longer appears to live.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“The right has figured out something incredibly effective: if you can get people making $40k a year furious at those making $7/hour, then they won’t look at those making $40 million a year. Point down, not up.”
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The House voted 214-208 to pass a war powers resolution directing the president to remove U.S. armed forces from hostilities with Iran. This is the second time the House has voted to rein in the president’s war powers over Iran.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Let’s talk about the government’s software, AutoMonitor. It recorded clicks, data, navigation, and form interactions before sending that data to a destination that was not publicly visible. This software has been installed by the National Design Studio on fed websites.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well, this adds up. No wonder she’s always “concerned.” Financial disclosure records show that Susan Collins received campaign contributions from men whose names have appeared in the Epstein files!
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More Donations from Epstein Contacts to Susan Collins Uncovered
Collins took money from men on the Epstein list before voting against releasing the files
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is (relatively) good news. Brazilian President Lula’s pledge to protect the Amazon appears to have paid off. In 2025 the smallest amount was burned in 40 years. It’s still a tragedy that any of it is getting burned, but this is real progress.
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Brazil's Amazon sees sharp decline of area burned in 2025
The amount of land burned in the world's largest rainforest was the smallest since MapBiomas records began in 1985.
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House Democrats @housedemocrats.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Americans are going into debt to afford food for their families. This is Donald Trump’s America. www.cbsnews.com/news/america...
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Millions of Americans take on debt and drain savings to afford food
A quarter of working-age adults use credit cards to purchase groceries but struggle to repay their debts, a new study finds.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Haha! Love this.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey was one of the best films I’ve ever seen. It’s stunning visually and Nolan is a brilliant story teller. The actors were all phenomenal, though Matt Damon was such a stand out! Highly recommend seeing IN theaters. This is one for movie theaters. #theodyssey
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This guy is sick.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’d prefer to watch the Milli Vanilli concert
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s like, you study this shit in history books but you don’t actually think you’re going to live in a society where you are witness to the thing happening in real time.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Such a weird feeling being an American going about my own business while innocent people are being killed by thugs. Sometimes I’m fine. And then all of a sudden I feel it. A rollercoaster of emotions. It’s all deeply sad and crazy.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What a fucking headline “explosive diarrhea parasite”. Fuckin’ a.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Happy Saturday. Drinking cappuccino, which is not half as good as the ones I had in Italy in April. This is your reminder that there are people being killed by ICE thugs just because they resemble the ethnic person they were going after. Oopsies.
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Heartbreaking. Truly heartbreaking. ICE thugs. Disgusting.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention. www.propublica.org/article/fede...
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🫣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Good morning. I’m feeling really inspired to write. Magats suck. Have a great day.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DOGE officially ended over the weekend. One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak. "Efficiency."
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Good morning. I had chocolate this morning. Magats are still the dumbest, mouth breathing, idiotic, fuckwits of the world. Not regretting anything said above. K. Have a good day.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 08/07/2026
NEW: Financial firms want a bigger piece of the $10 trillion in America’s 401(k) plans, and the Trump administration is planning a regulatory rollback to encourage less-regulated — and often riskier — investments.
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Wall Street Wants to Change the Rules for Your 401(k). It Could Put Your Retirement at Risk.
Financial firms want a bigger piece of the $10 trillion in America’s 401(k) plans, and the Trump administration is planning a regulatory rollback to encourage  less-regulated — and often riskier — inv...
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Azo Safo @azolig.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So much moron
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Rep. Laura Friedman @friedman.house.gov · 08/07/2026
If you haven’t visited Griffith Park recently, this video gives a great birds-eye view of all the new pedestrian and biking safety improvements I helped secure when I was in the Assembly. (1/2)
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If you haven’t visited Griffith Park recently, this video gives a great birds-eye view of all the new pedestrian and biking safety improvements I helped secure when I was in the Assembly. (1/2)
If you haven’t visited Griffith Park recently, this video gives a great birds-eye view of all the new pedestrian and biking safety improvements I helped secure when I was in the Assembly. (1/2)
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NPR @npr.org · 08/07/2026
The body of 18-year-old Nolan Xavier Wells was found Monday off Horn Island, Mississippi. That's where he was last seen with friends Saturday. Crump says the family is seeking answers. n.pr/4vkd5WC
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Family of Nolan Wells, Black teen found dead off Mississippi island, retains lawyer Ben Crump
The body of 18-year-old Nolan Xavier Wells was found Monday off Horn Island, Mississippi. That's where he was last seen with friends Saturday. Crump says the family is seeking answers.
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Mets Chief @metschief.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I believe we are dealing with is a Schrödinger's McConnell situation
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ICE has not quieted down. It’s even worse. It’s just become less visible and less covered by the media. Here's what you should know. robertreich.substack.com/p/ice-is-e…
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Make America Healthy Again." @moreperfectunion.bsky.social
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