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Azal

@azal.bsky.social
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A chimeric tiger/wolf in Kansas City. Probably mildly NSFW, mostly due to swearing.

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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Frankly, at my funeral, I'd love it if my family got constant stream of people who introduced themselves this way. Then again, my family also wouldn't be surprised.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who could have ever predicted that?
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Consumerism as activism” can be a questionable tactic… but it’s worth noting: if you all see COYOTE VS ACME this weekend and make it a giant hit… you will specifically humiliate David Zaslov and make him miserable… while also seeing an entertaining and heartfelt movie. The definition of win/win.
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Wile E. Coyote Bored
Alt: Wile E. Coyote files his fingernails.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh god, what is it now?
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can we cancel today? Just like... say no to today altogether?I'd like to just not. Thanks.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh, this is 100% the reason I ask for links. I don't really read what the AI says, but then it's usually looking for something that's hard to Google for. My example where I found it is scooters. Like vespa style... you search google its all stand up style, but AI can find me local shops.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Note. This is less an endorsement for AI, and more a complaint about how bad all the search engines have gotten. I can count on one hand the searches I used AI for because I got pissed off looking.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'll disagree on less reliable, but only in the territory of *ridiculously* niche stuff. Because Google's search has gotten so godawful that if it's not something easy to find it's buried under sponsored stuff. But my requirement for searches always has "include links" because I don't trust it.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The mood of the day. Watching a coworker quietly get up to go get a broom right after I state, in complete seriousness "Well lets see if this is when I electrocute myself."
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Lisa DeBruine @debruine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Bad Movies Rule Dragonheart Movie
ALT: Bad Movies Rule Dragonheart Movie
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Recently introduced a friend to Outlaw Star, and we were talking about the loss of the cyberpunk very complicated machinery in modern anime. And I didn't realize Big O was 90s, I've been wanting to watch it badly recently but haven't found it.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When I was a kid, I watched Captain Planet. Then I got older and realized that villains aren't like that. Sure there are some evil people... but people don't just pour toxic sludge into rivers because villain. Now I'm nearly 40 and learning that the villains in Captain Planet *aren't* caricatures.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
They will. Remember how hard they laughed when Paul Pelosi was beat in his house? Remember how they backed a guy who called the Sandy Hook victims crisis actors? The conservative believes rules should exist, and the rules exist for two groups of people, those who follow them and those that don't.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Unfortunately, I can. I've lived in red states all my life. They've been wanting to do this for decades. The fact they weren't taken seriously and allowed to infest for so long is why we're here.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I love this, however as you put in (KCPD Srgt) "DiMartino said he’d like to see sideshows eliminated, whether they’re controlled or not." There are people that won't be happy until the legal ones are shut down. And then it'll be back to nothing but illegal ones.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: "There was a leak."
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I found this and this has been the energy I think has described everything and have shared with all my friends.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hell, I can think of at least two raptures that I've been through. Funniest one was at Renaissance Fair, we counted down to when it was to happen, there was a pause, and someone shouted "So... did the rapture happen?" "How would we know? We're at a Renaissance Fair!" cheers and drinking.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Jeez. Are we at a point where we can get the rabies vaccine as people yet? I don't trust my fellow countrymen enough.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Somewhere between "Oh thank god" for an idea like that and that is the single cruelest thing ever.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
If Trump were as good a dealmaker as he claims to be, he wouldn't have bankrupted a casino. Trump Derangement Syndrome is real... it's that Trump has a fucking syndrome in that he's deranged.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The southern in me makes me unbearably happy when I see RC available at the gas station. It's the best of the cokes.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm in the US. I'm not at all surprised the Canadians are angry, nor the rest of the world. I knew the world was looking at us side eyed since Bush, then we brought in Trump first time. So to the rest of the world, if things don't radically change, this is the sign to not trust the US.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The only thing I know about Philly on this is when y'all flipped a car before the superbowl and the KC crowd was "Fuck guys, we at least wait until after!" I have faith in that city to throw down.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Zoo had an event tonight where it was open 5-9:30 where only people 21+ were allowed in. Seriously, there needs to be more "adult swim" things like that where people can just get away from kids for a bit.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Y'all ever have a time that you aren't sure you'll make it to a chair from how tired you are? Y'all have that daily?
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Not gonna lie, you're selling me on these -signed a 6' guy who loves the footprint but hates crawling into a Focus
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I'm glad you posted this as I think mutual aid is ignored far too much. Protests are good… but shits rough and people need help. Mutual aid is where we can build communities, and communities fight all the harder.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I want to post something positive here. Not to be a stream of just angry frustration. But I'm just staring at the blank screen and just have nothing.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It always confused me about people who hate her views but talk HP, but I think how hard it was to cut the concert shirt to rags for cleaning. Memories tied. But if I were to have ever worn that shirt again, I felt it would have been telling others I felt those views were okay.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I'll add, it's okay to mourn losing the thing you once loved turned to hate I fell off HP early but in the US, lead of a band I listened to was at Jan 6 supporting a fascist. I can't get songs out of my head and want to go back, but it's tainted. I'll be sad for that, while furious at the bastard.
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
*sigh*
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
North of the Dallas snarl and stretching out for the drive home. Thank you @furryfiesta.org for another great con!
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
"Please let that sound mean the house is haunted and not something expensive..." I know it's a long name but what I say every time I hear a weird noise.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I really want to have this hung up at work...
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This is the darkest timeline.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Living in a red state... sadly never... they'll follow him to hell and drag us all with them.
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 24/02/2025
“Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!” cinephiliabeyond.org/live-john-ca...
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I use a measuring spoon in a container as well as I have locally a soap refill place to be able to buy bulk reusing containers. Mainly because all I could find powder wise before was the smallest box at only one grocery store lol
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I use dishwashing powder now and got the soap refill store to watch the episode and now they carry the powder. Got the can opener after the video and now my favorite. This channel has changed tiny parts of my life but in positive ways.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That is all...
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I just want to say Helluva Boss is one of the very very few media that when something new drops everything else gets put on lower priority. And watching it with someone who we had to wait days so we could watch Sinsmas together. Keep doing what you do, damn the haters.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I always said a pessimist is never disappointed. Somehow the world apparently wants to keep telling me I'm apparently an optimist.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Apparently so but not a good metric to work by... I live in KC and thought they won because of the fireworks/gunshots. But then again it started at halftime according to my friend who was watching so ymmv.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It is impressive that literally every word he said is wrong. Usually there is a partial credit in there but not here.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Remember he's the president who legitimized the North Korean government by visiting and has expressed admiration to Kim Jong Un… so pretty much!
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I'm really pushing the mantra of "If it's stupid but it works" today.
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Azal @azal.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I knew my expectations were low for today but holy shit.
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