Reposted by Zach Campbell (he/him)Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Insanely impressive reporting by politico on this story 1409127
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Finally broke 1000 with my best score yet. @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social 020
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 14/05/2026THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH: As of this week, a novel species of pipefish (a relative of the seahorse) has been officially described. It has been given the specific name “Solenostomus snuffleupagus” 120
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Introducing my new word: whatshisasshole. It’s like whatshisface, but the person you’re trying to remember sucks. 010
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Inside you there are two georges… 020
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 03/03/2026For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. Baby came out: Hands for feet. Freak baby. 010
Reposted by Zach Campbell (he/him)Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting. 602524744
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Funniest thing I’ve seen in a list of sources: (@nerd4cities.bsky.social) 0150
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 24/12/2025@vicmmic.bsky.social Idk if this counts, but I once drove an hour to go see a big duck. 020
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Me asking if Robert Heinleon made up a word for Stranger in a Strange Land: Hey, “grok,” is this real? 010
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 23/10/2025When I hear the phrase “cooking the books,” I imagine them in a pot. But why? Why does it feel weirder to imagine books in the oven? 010
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I just wish I had the confidence of eight-year-old me looking at the wipeout big balls. 020
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 28/09/2025The wikipedia page for the Atlanta Olympics contains possibly the most American pair of sentences ever. 030
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The only thing I can think about with the new @gamechangershow.bsky.social ep is that there’s a custom Dropout pinball machine and I want it so bad. 040
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The MOMA is making a grave mistake by not having this up. Truly art for our time. 030
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Thinking about how blind people don’t know how cute their dogs are. 110
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Every day I am upset that boxer crabs were named before cheerleaders were a thing. 020
Zach Campbell (he/him) @azachoftheclones.bsky.social · 05/07/2025When the Mets are on a cold streak but it’s the subway series:media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing on top of a rock with his foot on itALT: a cartoon character is standing on top of a rock with his foot on it 060
