Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 16/10/2026“He will be just as good of a Senator as he was the Texas AG” is not the flex he thinks it is. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“So you’d like to purchase some futures, you say? Perhaps I can interest you in this album by Future. I costs WAY less.” 150 5
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“I am interested in purchasing this shirt for the price listed on the tag.” “Interesting, interesting, perhaps you’d prefer this shirt we made for children it’s very similar.” 040 4
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’d like to say it’s because Judd is a lawyer, but I see some pretty garbo lawyers. His stuff is researched and written as a gifted attorney. Likely to his professional detriment- no “O face” YouTubey thumbnails, no oversold sensational headlines, no social media drive hype drivel. Just the facts. 071 7
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026*unless of course you’re willing to grease the wheels a little bit. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“They knew we’d be stupid and just run with whatever fake information we received without confirming anything, investigating, or even applying a modicum of critical thought.” Truly a dastardly ploy… 0490 49
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Encouraging, but every time I see headlines like this I wonder why it’s just “at least 20 years” or whatever and not like “generationally unheard of, equivalent to when the Whigs were taken out behind the woodshed.” 031 3
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You better watch it. Watch it and decide who you want to be. What you want America to be. Denounce it or watch it; anything less is cowardice and complicity. 020 2
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They should put it on every channel. America should see their bloodlust on display. Taking a life should never be a media spectacle, but a solemn act. But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe America sees it and cheers. But I’d like to know now rather than later. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Mike Johnson’s Four Seasons Total Landscaping,” coming soon. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My less rigorous and less academic analysis of Alito’s decisions is summed up as “Textualists in the streets, originalist in the sheets.” 020 2
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“‘…[W]e are not attempting to further any political agenda… [we are] trying to interpret the Constitution as best we can and apply it in cases that come before us.” A truly embarrassing admission that he read the 14th Amendment and didn’t understand it. Or the 2nd and thought Heller made sense. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I recently started a new RX. I called the provider to determine coverage. They told me it would be $115. Ok, whatever. I’ve paid $55 or less every time. I mean, Christ, even THEY don’t know what the *coverage THEY ARE providing* is and isn’t. 182 8
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I still cannot fathom this as a “plan.” I am a practicing attorney, with over 15 years of experience, and understanding what IS and IS NOT covered under my employer health plan is a stressful and confusing mishmash of confusing voodoo. But Cletus in Lot C can now critically compare PPO’s? 2213 21
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comCreed Bratton: You're Not Real, Man - The OfficeALT: Creed Bratton: You're Not Real, Man - The Office 001 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Britt’s reaction is more memeable, but I find this guy’s to be worth a few rounds as well. 150 5
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Perhaps the worst sales pitch imaginable. I’m a licensed attorney with over a decade of experience and sorting through employer-provided health insurance options is STILL a stressful chore. Nobody knows what to buy. 010 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would’ve pointed out that a Congressman in a Congressional hearing is looking for truth, and should welcomed corrected facts, rather than an advocate for some particular party… 001 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tuberville’s ties to the furry community run deep. 100 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026D’s took the wrong message from the upstart Progressive wing. It’s not to be more left- it’s to be more authentic. Answers like this (though excellent in form beyond the substance) are easy when you don’t have to focus group your response first. The key isn’t more left. The key is authenticity. 0131 13
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah, right over their rare earth mineral deposits. 001 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Next time you’re talking with someone at Apple about lefties, see if they’ll give me the option to move control center to the other side… 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Does the US Constituon establish three branches of government? 7-2. Alito and Thomas dissent.” This post loses about 50% of its humor every year. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“If you think data centers are bad maybe you should reconsider your stance that climate change is made up…” Not sure that’s what he meant, but it sounds like what he said. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well, I can’t say this is going to help his ranking. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love Apple stuff (have since I converted in 1999) and their accessibility advancements have been remarkable, but lefties are left in the cold. Control center remains a nightmare (maybe worse w/ dyn isl.) and double back tap is dodgy. Duo (based on quick look vids) is “no lefties allowed.” 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As a Falcons fan, I don’t like it but I get it. Dallas + Super Bowl feels like pure Copium though. I will come back to eat my words in January if I have to tho. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Man, now THAT’S how you release a trove of previously concealed documents. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026T: You’ll love what we did with Venezuela. Our government is taking their resources, and distributing them how we see fit. Elections? No we decided who’s in charge. W: So, no representation… but you take their goods? T: Yeah, pretty genius- I knew you’d like that. Hey, is that a musket? Scene. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Man, renaming territory you barely control (if that…) on the other side of the globe, esp. when failure to maintain that control has global repercussions is incredibly short-sighted (among all the other criticisms) and demonstrates staggering tactical blindness. Nothing to gain, everything to lose. 040 4
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hide the mess of wires with some roughly banged out sheet metal, and you’re surprisingly close. 😂 110 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve said it 100 times- As a relatively independent voter (preMAGA), I am simply aghast at who I’m reliant on to save my country. The strategies employed by D’s and most journos these past two years have been worthless. Ineffective performative nonsense. Even the good D’s seem pretty meh. 031 3
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is the bait-and-switch that makes so regretful of my initial position on data centers. I assumed when told a “data center” was coming that I knew what to expect- cloud-type ones. I knew, roughly, the size, employment, and energy needs. But that before the rise of AI… what we got was not that. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This has been my most used meme of the past decade:static.klipy.comSuccession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious PeopleALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People 050 5
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026… her experience as a federal clerk and appellate work on federal procedure; and her private practice on civil and corporate matters. 140 4
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Which, ironically, Justice Jackson may be one of the most qualified appointments in modern history. Her experience as a federal defender and on the Sentencing Commission give her insight into criminal law; her trial experience into evidence, jury issues, and trial procedure; 1/2 150 5
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In 2026, “not knowing what you’re talking about” has finally completed the metamorphosis from “not disqualifying” to “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature” to finally become the social butterfly of “good, I don’t trust woke nerd talk anyways.” 010 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Donald Trump’s ideal candidate for any position is Donald Trump. President of the US? Donald Trump. President of Venezuela? Donald Trump. Pope? You’re never gonna believe this… Donald Trump. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026These guys are having an absolute blast, and normally I’d say “…until the investigations start,” but there is 0% chance their pardons aren’t already signed- tucked away in a drawer somewhere like a talisman that compels obedience. 032 3
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It’s not a sleeper issue for anybody that’s engaged with their community. 010 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Pretty sure Nancy Mace would complain zombies were targeting her personally even in a normal apocalypse. 030 3
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I am continually just gobsmacked at who I’m depending on to pull my nation out of the dumpster fire. These past two years should’ve been a parade of single-issue bills, simply written, with broad public support that could be easily on places like FOX or Rogan, that R’s had to pass or kill. 010 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The problem is not with moderates, intrinsically- the problem is with *candidates* who would rather push policies that appealed to some focus group somewhere rather than being authentic. Purity tests will kill a MAGA resistance as surely as bland/canned candidates. 110 1
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What is Jon Prosser doing? I can’t imagine a more bungled response to a lawsuit than this one, and it seems to clearly rest with Prosser, not his attorney. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Rich coming from one of the conductors of the clown car that just drove my student loan payments up $400 per month. 020 2
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Well, I’ve been wrong before (like ten times now), but I truly believe this will be the wedge issue. 000 0
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Man it only took him like 10 hearings to finally pick up on this strategy, though his execution is still imprecise and leaves weasel-room. 031 3
