Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“‘…[W]e are not attempting to further any political agenda… [we are] trying to interpret the Constitution as best we can and apply it in cases that come before us.” A truly embarrassing admission that he read the 14th Amendment and didn’t understand it. Or the 2nd and thought Heller made sense. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Does the US Constituon establish three branches of government? 7-2. Alito and Thomas dissent.” This post loses about 50% of its humor every year. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Man, now THAT’S how you release a trove of previously concealed documents. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026T: You’ll love what we did with Venezuela. Our government is taking their resources, and distributing them how we see fit. Elections? No we decided who’s in charge. W: So, no representation… but you take their goods? T: Yeah, pretty genius- I knew you’d like that. Hey, is that a musket? Scene. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When do Republicans and MAGA start getting concerned that the government is fabricating charges against and arresting normal Americans to preserve this bizarre lie that Trump didn’t hire the wrong person? When do they wonder if the next Pirro won’t dismiss the charges? 001
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026static.klipy.comSuccession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious PeopleALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There are two types of people who talk about voter fraud/suppression: Those who’ve read NAACP v McCrory, and those who don’t know what they’re talking about. 001
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s like telling the bank they should let you help count the money because you don’t like how much they say is in your account. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Say what you will about Justice Scalia, but not even his strongest detractors have any doubt about how he would’ve voted on “birthright citizenship.” Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas seem to waffle between theories of constitutional interpretation on ideological whims. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Facts do not persuade people nearly as effectively as “vibes.” Authenticity is something jurors, voters, whoever, can sense. Dean’s “byaaah,” Hilary’s “shocked face,” Jeffries’ forced f-bomb. Mamdani didn’t win because of policies. He won because of policies *that he believed in.* 010
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Fellas, I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m not entirely sure these chaps know what they’re doing. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Admittedly I can only go off my first year Contracts class, but my recollection is “We have a deal but we’re still ironing out a few key points,” means you do not have a deal. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Never thought it would happen, but he finally dropped his healthcare plan. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Holy smokes. Normal lawyers start looking for new jobs, maybe even new careers, if a Judge issues an order like that. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026A 12 month turnaround from “no new wars” to “well hell yeah, sure, you have to topple THAT regime.” They have always been gold medalists, but we’re witnessing a truly generational performance in mental gymnastics. 🧠 🤸♀️ 👊 💥 🇺🇸 Add me to the Signal chat pls 🙏 120
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I cannot believe I’m dependent on this absolute clown show of a political party. I feel like I’m watching someone struggle to put a square peg in a square hole. It should’ve been a layup in 16, a layup in 24, and a layup in 26. “Sorry, best I can do is a 3rd generational bag fumble.” 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Pirro couldn’t button up the sandwich guy? Embarrassing.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says " serious people "ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " serious people " 010
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Non-lawyers don’t understand how blistering these tepid-sounding rebukes actually are. Judges are restrained when calling someone a liar, esp a witness or prosecutor for the gov. It’s a career-killer (normally), and can impact other existing and pending prosecutions. These are scathing criticisms.v.redd.itFrom the law community on Reddit: Federal judges caught the U.S. government providing false info in over 35 court cases. Sworn declarations. Falsified records. Repeated lies. This isn’t just sloppy, i...Explore this post and more from the law community 031
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I can’t say I have ever intentionally watched any late night talk show… but I did tonight. That was also my favorite gag of the monologue. As a giga-nerd of a trial lawyer that loves to dissect and analyze the tactical application of rhetoric, that one was perfect. I could talk for an hour on it. 030
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Hypocrisy is the most powerful and pervasive new American value. The proof is that you will read this, and agree that it is true… about “them,” but never “you.” 050
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025From a purely “tactical rhetoric” perspective, it’s concerning to see D’s focus on committee votes and rules hearings that diminish their (limited-to-begin-with) value every time. Begin a guerrilla marketing campaign hailing the “Epstein/Trump 2028” ticket for superior results. 010
Reposted by Adam YounkerPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Val Kilmer has died at 65nytimes.comVal Kilmer, Film Star Who Played Batman and Jim Morrison, Dies at 65A wide-ranging leading man who earned critical praise, he was known to be charismatic but unpredictable. At one point he dropped out of Hollywood for a decade. 42664581816
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 31/01/2025One of the premises of the “DEI bad” argument that I rarely see questioned is the nonsense idea of a hypothetical “best” candidate. No such thing. Even if there were, there are so many variables per job nobody could reasonably figure that out. IMO, it truly puts the lie to the racism of it all. 000
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 02/01/2025New post-Chevron world. Killing Chevron will probably be far worse than killing Roe was. This is only the start. Imagine a tobacco company, that sued the FDA/ATF in federal court in Tobacco Road. Now, the court will give equal deference to the “Smoking not bad” experts they bring to court. 051
Adam Younker @ayounker.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I’m too old to stay up watching mid Falcons teams go to overtime. 020