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It's... fine. Nothing you could control.

Seems I have a lot of notifications. Let's see heee... ...oh.

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...I'm not that good with words, and it's a complicated story, especially to tell straight to Kali's face... And Carmen might be able to put it in a more... More easily digestible way. A softer way. Kali's much more lenient with her than me, anyhow. Good friends and all.

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WAIT THEM USING THE STRAWPAGE IMPLIES THEY HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET. SOMEONE GAVE NOTHING THERE A PHONE. OH MY WINGS. OH. MY. FUCKING. WINGS.

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...Something doesn't seem right here.

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What do you wantOH MY GOD HI CARMEN HIIII

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DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES, ALL OF THESE WILL KILL YOU. ESPECIALLY THE PLAGUE DOCTOR. DON'T GO NEAR THE PLAGUE DOCTOR.

Yes, you were. Now give me that cactus.

Good point. Just wondering if it's really a smart move to give Abnormalities access to social media... especially if more of them start learning to use the cameras.

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Unless they give Ppodae one. Then I will be fine with this.

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So it's abundantly clear someone is giving Abnormalities phones, with just how many have accounts on this site. I have no idea who is giving them phones, but I will find who and punish them accordingly.

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Oh. Uh. Hm. Er... Hm. Ah... Um. Uh. Hm. Oh would you look at the time! It's cactus tending hours. Bye bye.

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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

While those gun sounds are fun, they give me tinnitus after a while, so no.

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Wait. WAIT. WAIT NO NO NO NO NO

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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong. Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong. You know for me it started out a bit repetitive but it really has grown on me over my work hours. Can't get those dings out my head.

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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Apologies for the late reply. No.

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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

STOP BLOWING MY AGENTS UP.

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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Oh, right. That one. I hate it too.

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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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I don't have to answer that question, because the answer is most definitely not water for my cacti and dog food for Ppodae. Good day.

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You're bold to assume therapy would exist here in any way that helps or is readily affordable.

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I will hire that smokey guns-man to shoot you to nothing.

You're so lucky you do not breach.

If only Carmen were here, none of this nonsense would ever be happening... I miss her.

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Note to self. Invest in automatic systems to shoot down unauthorized visitors.

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I've come up with an idea. I'm going to have everyone befriend O-01-55, and just have them hang around for a bit. But then, right as that loathed Abnormality gets comfortable, I'll release [CENSORED], subjecting every single one of it's friends to horrid torture for it to feel them suffer through.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL EVEN A TENTH MY HATE.

That's assuming I'll ever send them back to your unit, you damned child.

Abnormalities are not allowed gifts... Wait, how did you even get into my facility? We should really upgrade our security...

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WHY DOES ONE OF MY ABNORMALITIES HAVE THE FUCKING BUTTON WHO GAVE IT TO THEM IM GOING TO SHOOT THEM DOWN WHERE THEY STAND

Thank you for complying. Look forward to having some... "cool dudes" or whatever you'd like to call them hanging out with you.

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I'll have the Disciplinary team work with you if you give me that box.

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ae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppoda

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Oh Ppodae, you glorious angel. You always make my life better. I never can stay mad when I look into those adorable little eyes staring at the camera. I think the world needs more Ppodae. In fact, I think it only needs Ppodae. No humans, no Abnormalities, nothing. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppod

Who in the Wings are you. Please get out of my facility.

You know what? No more of that Child of the Galaxy. I'm just going to ignore them, and have no Agents bother with it. Because what will it do? Ruin me? Kill Agents? Cause an Ordeal, breach other Abnormalities? Yeah. That's what I thought. Stupid kid.

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Well that's another day wasted from an unfortunate, preventable mistake. I hate it here. At least I have my cactus.

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