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Ayin.

@ayinlcorp.bsky.social
80 followers 58 following 50 posts

I was forced into making this account by my work assistant, and I have no idea why. So I guess I'll just make it into a diary of... some kind or other. (Parody account.)

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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Join my Corporation
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Seems I have a lot of notifications. Let's see heee... ...oh.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
...Something doesn't seem right here.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
So it's abundantly clear someone is giving Abnormalities phones, with just how many have accounts on this site. I have no idea who is giving them phones, but I will find who and punish them accordingly.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong. Ding-da da da ding... doot doot-doo-doot doo, doot doo... Bong. You know for me it started out a bit repetitive but it really has grown on me over my work hours. Can't get those dings out my head.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
If only Carmen were here, none of this nonsense would ever be happening... I miss her.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I've come up with an idea. I'm going to have everyone befriend O-01-55, and just have them hang around for a bit. But then, right as that loathed Abnormality gets comfortable, I'll release [CENSORED], subjecting every single one of it's friends to horrid torture for it to feel them suffer through.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
WHY DOES ONE OF MY ABNORMALITIES HAVE THE FUCKING BUTTON WHO GAVE IT TO THEM IM GOING TO SHOOT THEM DOWN WHERE THEY STAND
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Oh Ppodae, you glorious angel. You always make my life better. I never can stay mad when I look into those adorable little eyes staring at the camera. I think the world needs more Ppodae. In fact, I think it only needs Ppodae. No humans, no Abnormalities, nothing. Just Ppodae. Just Ppodae. Just Ppod
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
You know what? No more of that Child of the Galaxy. I'm just going to ignore them, and have no Agents bother with it. Because what will it do? Ruin me? Kill Agents? Cause an Ordeal, breach other Abnormalities? Yeah. That's what I thought. Stupid kid.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Well that's another day wasted from an unfortunate, preventable mistake. I hate it here. At least I have my cactus.
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Oh no...
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Ayin. @ayinlcorp.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
To be entirely honest, I don't know what my assistant wants from this. Entertainment, maybe? Oh well, the interaction with the outside world will be nice.
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