[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 19h"we didn't come here to find a wife" might be true of the other two, but I did actually come here to try to build a nice life for us. and we have yet to figure out how to do that without feeling like a primary object of someone else's affection. without that, it's hard to feel like anything at all 220
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026am I allowed to break kayfabe on this account? because for all our bluster about how cool and hot and popular we are now, we go home alone every night and lay there feeling isolated and completely starved of something that no one in our life seems interested in sharing with us and it fucking sucks 130
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026why'd they make this bunny so fucking gay 110
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026they should invent a day that doesn't end at 7pm 140
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026first "whoops. shouldn't have sat down in front of reaper" experience. feeling at one with the jackalope tbh 000
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026communication and emotional maturity are exhausting. maybe I just want to feel like shit until someone shows up to kill me. maybe I just need a nap 120
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026made my first remix today 🐇 120
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this is why they don't let me help with music production stuff 011
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026need an overpaid computer job again so I can afford some cute loppy bunny ears 110
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026otoh, the [dahlians] are mostly, like. florists 021
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you're goddamned right 131
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the lesson of last night is that we would have been better off if we had just gone home after the unpleasant thing happened 110
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm here primarily as a cautionary tale about how boring we would be if we didn't do all the art shit 100
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"unrequited love is for suckers" is something I'm pretty sure we got from joey comeau. and it has papered over some pretty easy tests so far. but, what I am finding is, surprising no one, I might be kind of a sucker 110
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I've never been very good at math, so the math here is simple. no one wanted me, so I went home 000
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ordering a vodka redbull as the last drink of the night before going home early. to keep em guessing 000
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the wasp let me borrow its outfit 000
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026how I'm trying to be at the party tonight (i.e., totally out of my element at a LAN party but dtf anyway) 071
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026the rabbit2 emoji on android is very cute and I love her dearly. and then I click on her and the signal rabbit2 emoji appears and it's like when you accidentally open your front-facing camera and see your true face 040
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026now that jana h-s is out of the picture. it's my time to shine [accidentally drops a full can of catfood into the too-deep-to-reach-the-bottom, too-heavy-to-dump-out recycling bin] [tries to reach it with a garden trowel] [fails] [awaits her punishment from the vengeful gods of recycling] 151
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I sexually identify as a fig tree 173
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026wasp-powered bunnylope 000
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I get to post boring stuff like "it got me an apology beer and we saw a nice sunset. the wasp is okay, I think" I think that's pretty cool 010
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026honestly not planning to spend much time on here. I'm supposed to be the productive one, so it would be a bad look. I mostly just made this account so I wouldn't feel left out 010
[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026oh look. it's me. the bunnygirl I picked a name you're allowed to use so, hi. I'm [dahlia normal tone] 130