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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole)

@aychessiandahlia.bsky.social
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I am the normal one. it's right in the name throw my body on your bloodstained altar and know you will never feel closer to god than when your knife delivers the sacrifice

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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 19h
"we didn't come here to find a wife" might be true of the other two, but I did actually come here to try to build a nice life for us. and we have yet to figure out how to do that without feeling like a primary object of someone else's affection. without that, it's hard to feel like anything at all
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
am I allowed to break kayfabe on this account? because for all our bluster about how cool and hot and popular we are now, we go home alone every night and lay there feeling isolated and completely starved of something that no one in our life seems interested in sharing with us and it fucking sucks
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why'd they make this bunny so fucking gay
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they should invent a day that doesn't end at 7pm
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
first "whoops. shouldn't have sat down in front of reaper" experience. feeling at one with the jackalope tbh
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
communication and emotional maturity are exhausting. maybe I just want to feel like shit until someone shows up to kill me. maybe I just need a nap
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
made my first remix today 🐇
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is why they don't let me help with music production stuff
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
need an overpaid computer job again so I can afford some cute loppy bunny ears
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
otoh, the [dahlians] are mostly, like. florists
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got lopped
a lop-eared bunnygirl in a yellow skirt and sweater, with a dark red hoodie tied around her waist
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you're goddamned right
wikipedia text:

Tail
Holland Lops' tails are fluffy and small.[5]
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the lesson of last night is that we would have been better off if we had just gone home after the unpleasant thing happened
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm here primarily as a cautionary tale about how boring we would be if we didn't do all the art shit
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"unrequited love is for suckers" is something I'm pretty sure we got from joey comeau. and it has papered over some pretty easy tests so far. but, what I am finding is, surprising no one, I might be kind of a sucker
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've never been very good at math, so the math here is simple. no one wanted me, so I went home
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ordering a vodka redbull as the last drink of the night before going home early. to keep em guessing
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
literally me
pucchi from ultraman teo. a pink mini-kaiju who is perfectly friendshaped
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
friends 🙂
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the wasp let me borrow its outfit
Dahlia in a green skirt and black fishnet tanktop
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
how I'm trying to be at the party tonight (i.e., totally out of my element at a LAN party but dtf anyway)
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
for reference
a bunny you want to be friends with. excellent bunnya bunny you see in the mirror after getting home at 3am on a night you thought you might be staying somewhere else. a haunted bunny
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the rabbit2 emoji on android is very cute and I love her dearly. and then I click on her and the signal rabbit2 emoji appears and it's like when you accidentally open your front-facing camera and see your true face
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
now that jana h-s is out of the picture. it's my time to shine [accidentally drops a full can of catfood into the too-deep-to-reach-the-bottom, too-heavy-to-dump-out recycling bin] [tries to reach it with a garden trowel] [fails] [awaits her punishment from the vengeful gods of recycling]
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🐇🫀
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I sexually identify as a fig tree
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it me
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
wasp-powered bunnylope
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
lowercase-p posting 😊
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I get to post boring stuff like "it got me an apology beer and we saw a nice sunset. the wasp is okay, I think" I think that's pretty cool
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
honestly not planning to spend much time on here. I'm supposed to be the productive one, so it would be a bad look. I mostly just made this account so I wouldn't feel left out
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[dahlia tone] (she, like a hole) @aychessiandahlia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
oh look. it's me. the bunnygirl I picked a name you're allowed to use so, hi. I'm [dahlia normal tone]
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