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professoraxeman

@axeeugene.bsky.social
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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life. No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican. Stop the world; I want to get off. I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2h
Speaking of pressure, Mike Johnson should face the fate of Giles Corey if he refuses to seat a Democratic Congress.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 4h
Hope the next president burns it to the ground.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 4h
Because he doesn't sing?
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 4h
I've walked to work for 28 years. I had a 1 hour commute for 4 months. Walking is immeasurably better, but I assure you it's nothing compared to being in love.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 10h
Four words too many.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 13h
Everybody's first electric guitar lesson: Smoke On The Water
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 17h
I heard George made Dylan write "My name is Lucky Wilbury" 100 times on the studio wall before he let him record "Congratulations."
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 19h
The Fletcher Memorial Home has a few spots left.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 19h
How every fucking page of this infuriating book should've read:
Are You My Mother by PD Eastman.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 19h
His successor would do well to remember this.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 23h
Sure...that'll fix it.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't wait until these fascist morons are out of power and facing tribunals.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He should've run for president, I guess.
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is almost exactly what I say to my students. I don't have any use for your essays! You have use for your essays!
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Required viewing tonight:
North By Nirthwest main title.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know. I felt the same when Vera Lynn died. The classy old ladies made me have a sliver of belief in immortality.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember her in Nothing in Common, too. I didn't know she had so many late roles. What a classy actor. Definitely gonna watch NXNW again tonight.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the worst news.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mobster president.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any judge who allows AI video as "evidence" or "testimony" should be immediately removed from the bench.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If the Democrats take both houses, they'd better start a freight train of fundamental reform and legal accountability. No more milquetoast.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A University Administrator with principled courage? Unicorns are less rare.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When was the last time she ever did anything?
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
President Trump is a thin skinned manbaby.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No they aren't. They're an attempt to negate the right wing's utterly ahistorical reactionary takeover of the SCOTUS. This court is Taney-level. Just unconscionable.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds like something he should talk to an auditor about.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If stupidity were fatal, he'd have died decades ago.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've said it before - The next US president should imprison DJT in the basement of the East Wing until the end of his natural life. I want my damn money's worth.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idiots.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is one of those "bad things" the grisly murders of all AI company CEOs?
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a book for sale that'll guide you.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't you mean Mr. McCartney?
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The smart money's on Saladin aggressively campaigning for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those punks got just what they deserved.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No he won't.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And his stupid cult eats that shit up.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry, I said that "on accident."
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And blaming Biden and that Dirty Obama, no doubt.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And of course...that is why my pub quiz is ENORMOUSLY POPULAR! 🤣
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been doing this every week for 14 years - it's called Pub Quiz night.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back in 2000 a friend used to disparagingly call the 400 Bar "The Four Dollar Bar" because the cheapest option for a beer was $4. These days that would be heaven. I myself have rarely had drinks at shows. My attention is *always* on the stage.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Few think either party can solve problems because one party has spent 50 years denigrating government itself, then getting elected to break it, and the other party has largely let them.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NUH UHH!
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's how we got Orlando Bloom.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought it was Mudd's Women, not I, Mudd.
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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wouldn't pick most of those, but I can't argue with any of them. Lotta bangers in there.
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