Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I’m probably doing the best at not reading news headlines every time I wake up and multiple other times throughout the day 150
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I’m going to invent a new alphabet that everyone on the planet can use! 😃 140
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025sometimes I’ll see some sort of terrifying or evil thing and then my brain creates the powerful technicolor dust explosion that blocks out all feelings and this keeps me alivemedia.tenor.comthe word pride is written in white letters on a colorful backgroundALT: the word pride is written in white letters on a colorful background 030
Reposted by Claire!!!!!!!Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024we’ve never needed a moana 2 more than we do right now 071
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 08/06/2025it seems that, while I was away, things have rapidly become more awesomer and way more fun for everyone in the whole world, and this includes myself of course too 🫶 0100
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 11/01/2025someone should make a video that explains everything 4161
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I wish we could eat sticks and grass and stuff 3170
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 01/01/2025new year’s resolution is to become friends with bugs 191
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024grandma also got prints of a couple classic memes and some grubs in the dirt (“so I could show the man at the store, but then I realized he probably knows what grubs look like”) 060
Reposted by Claire!!!!!!!Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I asked my grandma why she bought a print of her eye injury and she said “so I can remember how I suffered” 5331
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I asked my grandma why she bought a print of her eye injury and she said “so I can remember how I suffered” 5331
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024reveling in that post-thanksgiving malaise: laundry cooking in the dryer, my favorite pair of boots wet with snow, sticky spilled cranberry juice in the fridge, roku city scrolling by for hours while I stare at my phone… this is the life ☺️ 1110
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024not being able to post my precious blingee gifs on a holiday such as this is a special kind of hell just for me 150
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I wish the people in commercials were sad like me 120
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024we would like to thank this year’s sponsor, Huel - gruel for humans who do not wish to become balloons 060
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024the rumors are true: the Claire Balloon will be returning to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this morning! tune in now before she floats away forever! 0210
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024trying to win a bet: which one of these glasses has more water in it? 280
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024sometimes I forget that new people can see my posts on here, but just to be clear, zionists can fucking rot and should not consider following me lol 070
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024we’ve never needed a moana 2 more than we do right now 071
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024a normal friend from the real world brought up bluesky to me tonight unprompted so that’s where we’re at with things 0110
Reposted by Claire!!!!!!!Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 06/09/2023did I show you guys my alien band? 2223
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024life isn’t worth living without my little treatsmedia.tenor.coma little girl is laying on the ground in the rain wearing a straw hat .Alt: a little girl wearing a straw hat is lying face down on the ground in the rain. scene from the animated movie My Neighbor Totoro. 080
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024keep getting soooo sleepy right before my designated evening ice cream hour #depression 070
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024how about the blissful sounds of a babbling brook or the warm summer breeze blowing through your hair? how about our god-given natural wildlife for a change? 060
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024they’re saying this place has some sort of juice 280
Reposted by Claire!!!!!!!Julia @fath0bbit.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My early Christmas present for @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social 131
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024my grandma had a euphoric experience with a chai latte today 3140
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 14/11/2024my grandma had a euphoric experience with an onion ring today 5351
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I’m hosting a food party, and YOU are invited! one foods per person, and it *must* be plenty enough to share! we will sit in a big circle and eat until it’s gone 🤤 which food do you bring?? 1160
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 12/11/2024put me in the starter pack for “lovely ladies who LOVE to laugh! 😅 and who have been cursed by the nasty old witch to live out one thousand years of terrible twisting torments in their dreams every single night for the rest of their sad little lives” 061
Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes.bsky.social · 11/11/2024to those of you who have privately expressed concerns due to my recent posts, don’t worry: I am currently still alive 💪 160
