Sign in

Cory

@awildcoryappears.bsky.social
1.7K followers 484 following 297 posts

I just get really happy when they finally let her shop. 37. Seattle.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Cory
Bolt - "Tiger" Classic @pupbolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gays on Halloween will be like: We're Nicole Kidman's suitcases in Practical Magic 2
2333
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love seeing cyber truck drivers getting heckled on the street.
090
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sleepy eepy.
Selfie lying in bed on pillows.
2580
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
downgrade a movie: Papier-Mâché Magnolias
040
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favourite Star Wars character
Betty White sitting on The Iron Throne
040
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) says Yes
Alt: Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) says Yes
0180
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If we MUST endure the Blue Angels, they should have to be Biblically accurate.
071
Reposted by Cory
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dore Alley hotel lighting win.
Naked mirror selfie from the crotch up.
1039320
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dore Alley hotel lighting win.
Naked mirror selfie from the crotch up.
1039320
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Forbidden Squishmallow.
A very swollen pair of batteries bursting out of a portable charger.
1130
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I just got passed by an ice cream truck that was playing “Silent Night”…
280
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fresh fade.
Selfie with a fresh haircut in front of flowers.
113416
Reposted by Cory
SleepySeaBoi @sleepyseaboi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oooh I can't wait till this fifa shit is over. I need these tourists out of my way It's too hot. move faster!
132
Reposted by Cory
Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
61143285681
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Imagine using generative AI.
060
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I NEED to be naked in a pool.
1200
Reposted by Cory
Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/06/2026
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont
282022471
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Look at my bf’s sexy butt 😈
0260
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fresh cut!
31131
Reposted by Cory
Luci @britneysspear.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Britney bitch
Britney Spears’ first 6 albums
0163
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As we approach June, here is your yearly reminder to IRON YOUR PRIDE FLAGS!
091
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why does being sick always make me so horny? Like, I feel so revoltingly gross right now and my body is like “let’s pin a good boy down and breed his brains out.”
3232
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A.I. Artificial Ignorance.
070
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone
Alyssa Edwards as Annie Oakley
080
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“The movies are back.”
Screen cap of playing “Origami” by Kesha
171
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 🫡
0170
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Need to knock up some boypussy tbh.
0130
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Too horny to think 😵‍💫
0140
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Doubled up boypussy last night healed me.
0130
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
One time I made the Shangela/Mimi Imfurst fight out of LEGO.
0100
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Happy ‘Blast “Cut to the Feeling” with the Windows Down’ Weather, Seattle!
050
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you stay fool, you don’t have to April Fool.
0100
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The moon did a cool thing
Photo of a 22 degree moon halo
0150
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Me? Ow.
Britney Spears screen capture, incorrectly captioned: “my lower back is killing me.“
040
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
Devil wears Prada belt decision
060
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Too horny to think this morning.
0160
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
030
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I miss the time before Tesla‘s.
071
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is where culture peaked:
Flintstones push-up ice cream
070
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Meg Ryan Phillippe
010
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pit tax
4922
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I want garlic bread.
0100
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It’s maddening to me that these words rhyme.
A sign that says “gentle dental“
020
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Craving a cutie drinking my piss.
170
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Would you look at the time?! 🕰️ It’s time to play with my cock.
1210
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Pam Bondi says if we persecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system would collapse. Me:
media.tenor.com
a crowd of people are gathered in front of a wall that has the word bienvenue written on it
Alt: A crowd of people tearing down the Berlin wall with sledgehammers
0112
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Being in a holding pattern for one of the most important moments in American history is such an utterly bizarre thing to be living through.
030
Reposted by Cory
R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 @riister.com · 07/02/2026
i wanna be naked in a hot tub
4533
Cory @awildcoryappears.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Me, to Sabrina Carpenter guest starring on The Muppet Show:
080