Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 25/06/2026MPP played a gold medal game on one knee and scored 3 goals in the PWHL playoffs with a torn ACL and meniscus. I just had to decide how to get up off the basement floor without hurting myself. 050
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Recently told some American friends that our championship teams don't visit the PM because our PM's are just people, not weirdly worshipped 1. Super happy this happened 2. I forgot how many Canadian based men's teams don't win anything/haven't since I was too young to remember this happening 000
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 25/05/2026How did you get 5,000 steps today when you haven't even left your yard. Have you ever watched someone with ADHD do yard work? 030
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Facts. I can't wait til there is 50 games in a season. #PWHL 070
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Everyone's reading comprehension and overreactions to made up scenarios has been so fucking bad lately. So bad it's helped me deal with my anxiety. To stop the spiral I just have to think or say: This is a made up situation that isn't happening and you're smarter than the people on the internet. 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Finding out being an incredible klutz is a symptom of ADHD was so unbelievably validating. Unfortunately almost dropping my favorite plant on my desk and spilling dirt everywhere is still one of the most aggravating things about myself. Plant tax included. 030
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 07/04/2026My ongoing refusal to acknowledge I am now middle aged continues. 241
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"42 year olds shouldn't be able to do this" kinda rude @bluejays.com 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Every city I've visited the last few years claims they have the worst drivers. But no one, and I mean NO ONE, has anything on Miami. 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The moon looked cool at 4:17 pm, now with photo evidence 020
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Does anyone else want the hurl AI into the sun 20 times a day or is it just my workplace's approach to wrecking my work by using it? 120
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I have regularly used this gif or scene in staff meetings. I realized today I work with people too young to have watched this movie. 😑media.tenor.coma man is sitting in front of a counter and asking for help .Alt: Tom Cruise telling Cuba gooding Jr help me help you from Jerry maguire 110
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Every perimenopausal person talking about hot flashes. Anyone else in their 40s and FREEZING cold? 120
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My particular brand of friendship is certainly not for everyone but I WILL make you take care of yourself. 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 17/11/2025That missed INT by Montreal at the beginning of the game reminded me of the 2013 should have been a fumble by Durant caught by Sheets for massive gain. 020
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Good fucking god, if Alanis Morissette could say/talk about these things in 1994 the goddamn patriarchy would have been absolutely 100% fucked. 120
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Wait.. no. Having to stare at the Zoom logo, outside of working hours is the hardest part of this game. 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 17/10/2025When you are the same age as Max Scherzer, it is a little tough to hear how old he is all night. 120
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 30/08/2025"Move alert cleared. Good job!" Thank you, I forgot what I was doing and walked around in 3 circles in my house. 110
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I (asthmatic 35+ years) had an inhaler that I couldn't get to work. So I walked to the pharmacy with it, took it out of the box, and said, "So it won't work," and I squeezed it, and it worked. I went for a really long walk after that. 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I accidentally grew the lesbian flag, so now you know what will be planned next year? 011
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 11/07/2025So uhh when did all the vintage stuff become things I wore as a kid? 210
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Earlier this week, I stared down a sign trying to figure out the acronym of the business. Turns out SPA stands for spa. 120
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Look, having a favorite garden tool doesn't make me feel old, but the fact that my favorite is the stand-up weeder... maybe that hurts a bit. 030
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Me: "Do they really want an endowment to deal with in 35 years? We won't even be a civilization then" Coworker: "I like how you're bringing the rainbows and sunshine this morning." Tell me how I'm wrong though. 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Do elder millennials hate AI so much because it reminds us of this douche?media.tenor.coma paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paperAlt: a paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paper former word mascot clippy the jerk 130
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 05/05/2025First tan lines of the season, patio beers, and hungover yardwork. It's good to be back. 020
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 19/04/2025My boomer (but actually almost genx) mom just tried to tell me, who works in post-secondary education, that international students get free tuition. "Well, that's what I've always heard," and that pretty much sums up conservatives in 2025. 260
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I finally have an answer for my entire adult life question of: Am I just useless, or is it something else? Yeah, turns out, it's ADHD. 010
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I love women's sports because all of the goals scored by the Montreal Victoire tonight were scored by 2 women who are married to each other. 110316
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Do you ever spend an hour cooking a great meal and then decide you don't want to eat it and just have cucumbers instead? Yeah, me either. 020
Reposted by MelRob @thedreadfulpoint.bsky.social · 17/03/2025The jerk store called, they'd like you to participate in a brief customer satisfaction survey 0124
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 28/02/2025"I like this crowd. It makes me feel not old for once. But also, it simultaneously makes me feel old?" - me at the Our Lady Peace show last night. 140
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Turns out I am now hurt my back while emptying the dishwasher years old. 130
Reposted by MelKyla Tilley 🎶 🎸 🎤 👠 🫐 @kylatilley.com · 25/01/2025Go look at the whole thread. This is what you need right now. 4123
Reposted by MelKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Due to government mandates I am eliminating DEI go ng forwar wh ch sucks b caus cl arly t’s r ally fuck ng mportant. 14725168
Mel @awesomel293.bsky.social · 14/01/2025My dad died 5 years ago. Sometimes, he shows up in my dreams, and this morning, I think I became fully aware that he was in one and then immediately woke up from it. Anyways, I'm pretty mad at my brain today. 150