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@awesomebot3000.bsky.social
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half childless cat lady/part cool divorced dad

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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
oh you mean this guy
Ricky Gervais looking like a douche holding a microphone on a stand like he's been crucified. There's the word "atheist" on his bare chest and maybe some makeup on his abs?
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
oh don't look into what male sea otters do :(
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
They also LOVE to point out little insignificant mistakes as if they are the greatest sin known to man
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Dude I work with planners and data experts and policy wonks among other public sector dorks and every day I'm mumbling to myself about all the nerds. And yeah, we're going to hold shit down if it kills us.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm so tired 😭
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I have some makeup and nail polish I'm not using! I also have a queen sized sheet set with cheetahs and some clothes that may work -- size 12/14.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Yep! Although really my PCP referred me. A Teso Life is probably better than a Big Lots.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
No, mine is in a weird strip mall on Washington near a Big Lots (although I'm thinking about switching) but the techs were amazing and the robes were warm.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Dude I just got a follow up mammogram and ultrasound there last week, totally cool and normal shit
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Kyle
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The right wing built up their structures brick by brick and we are losing because we did not. Everything counts. AND even if you don't think it "does anything," exposing and shaming inhumane behavior is the right thing to do!
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Apparently artifacts are more visible on phones so they flatten the lighting and contrast, making them look dark and weird. I also think there was an intentional disinvestment in effects. We little piggies would fork over our money anyway & why pay more people or extend the production timeline?
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I had to cover the TV in our bedroom with a blanket for like two weeks.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Was this before or after one of the main full-time writers said she'd never been sexually assaulted because she was too smart?
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
P sure it is but I sometimes have trouble telling unless they're up close or start croaking.
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Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The problem with the Torment Nexus is that it wasn’t optimized for user experience. Average daily users experience a ratio of roughly 70% torment vs non-torment in the nexus. The changes we’re implementing should reduce that to a staggering 60% torment. Our goal is 50/50 torment/non-torment by 2028.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is incredibly accurate
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
anybody who automatically associates nazi tattoos with the working class is telling on themselves, really
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The second TRO blocking deployment hasn't been lifted yet but it seems like it's a matter of paperwork because the ruling authorizes federalization and thus deployment. The feds just have to ask for it to be lifted. Spent like an hour trying to figure this out and explain it to laypeople.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I wish you'd talked about workers outside of military/police who are working and not getting paid right now. Food and agriculture inspectors are showing up to work. Traveling inspectors are paying for their travel out of pocket (and these jobs don't pay well). Even National Zoo keepers are working.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 12/10/2025
Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
i don't have any chuds in my contacts
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
This is shameful.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
checking out the destruction from all the war outside (aka crows and squirrels digging in the powdery mildew-infested garden)
A gray tabby and dilute calico cat look out a window. There are Douglas fir trees and hedges visible and the sky is overcast.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst
Alt: Parks and Rec scene of Jean Ralphio yelling "the wooooorst" in Ben Wyatt's ear until tiny Ben falls over. Aziz Ansari is there but I can't remember his character's name
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
the only war here is my war on the neighbor's blackberry!
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
From a public employee married to a federal worker who will be working for free to keep our food safe: THANK YOU.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Please pull all the ivy, too!
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
David Rees calling this guy a booger eater is the funniest and most accurate shit ever
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The only real difference is the amount of power and money
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I'd be shocked if it didn't turn out to be the latter
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Yeah, unfortunately, the gov received a memo this morning outlining a federal takeover of the Oregon National Guard with the intent of deploying troops for 60 days. Zero indication of when it's going to happen or how, but it's for real and the state AG is suing for a TRO.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
He also seems to have no idea that he's not remotely in Coates' intellectual weight class when it comes to these discussions.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
many of these flowers were obviously brought from people's gardens and I'm feeling very emotional about that
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Also I think this is more about retaliating against the city at this point:
theguardian.com
Portland threatens to evict Ice from Oregon facility over permit violations
Records obtained by Street Roots and the Guardian back claim from Oregon city’s mayor that Ice violated a land-use permit to detain people overnight
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
To be clear, all the saber rattling is probably retaliation for this
theguardian.com
Portland threatens to evict Ice from Oregon facility over permit violations
Records obtained by Street Roots and the Guardian back claim from Oregon city’s mayor that Ice violated a land-use permit to detain people overnight
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I'm hanging laundry on the line and harvesting kale and tomatoes today. Real war shit
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
phew phew phew
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
We're famously known for our highly functional permitting system and fast pace of life
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
🤢
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
crashing the economy to buy more dorky sunglasses
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Jesus Christ
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I still regularly have this theme song stuck in my head
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
the only film that matters
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The real reason we can’t have a viable resistance is because a lot of you are just mean. You don’t have a politic , you want control and want to punish people So you have no ability to conceive actual infrastructure outside of checking someone’s deservingness
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
There's no path out of the crisis that comes from shrinking the circle of who deserves public services, or narrowing the aperature of human dignity. We are invariably in this together.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
We don't leave people behind.
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katie @awesomebot3000.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Anyone who makes these statements is using the fascists' framing for how we treat human beings and thus complicit in fascism. Also these self-righteous liberals wouldn't last a minute living in "red states", much less organizing to make them better places to live. Grow the fuck up.
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