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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 23h

Indie Life (#5,026) Bestsellers won’t court every sale And chase down each review. (IMHO: because those jerks Just can’t be bothered to.) In me you have the weirdest friend You didn’t want to know. …If you follow your heart, for once And click the link below… #poetry #nonsense #5amwritersclub

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Having only a couple of readers at a time like I do is fun, because then you get to pester each one of them individually. I mean, what? #5amwritersclub

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hey @pgsundling.bsky.social: I tried to DM you, but pictures weren’t allowed. (And I didn’t think you‘d mind as this is kind of a lighthearted author transparency thing anyway… and no one sees my posts anyway…) Anyway. If you were worried about my implied… lack of brevity, don’t bother. 😂

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These days I always “download” and keep at least 2 versions of a #WIP from Google Docs, usually overwriting the least recent. So this is about the pace that we’re working with: (It’s … something!) #5amwritersclub

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Other Other Road (Perhaps, Traveled Least?) Sometimes the less inviting path That snakes around the bend Would make a good story, but not One that I’d reccomend. 🐍 ⚠️ #poem #poetry #nonsense

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nope. If you don’t bleed, And you don’t need, And you don’t wonder why… Sure. Use Trump’s stupid moniker And call yourself S.I. But don’t expect my empathy: No matter what the wig, Disguise, or how you dress yourself, I couldn’t give a fig. 🥸🤖 #poetry #poem #nonsense #Imnotsutewhatthisis

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alma Mater My #spirits, friends, are low today, My #family, and all that: Turned out to be what predators Claimed as their #habitat. #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poetry #cornell In a break from tradition, this poem is (unfortunately) true. No cute emojis for you today. Stay safe out there.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#5amwritersclub My latest YA chapter is called, “Like, duh.” And ends “…stupid, stupid, stupid.” Despite all this, I think it’s actually a pretty good chapter. 😏. Keep up your own good work, peeps!

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why do other #indie see success when I don’t? Just because they spend more time and energy cultivating their readership and spend money on ads and are generally more popular and likable and believe in themselves and, maybe, #write better? I mean, that’s only like 6 really good reasons.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Them’s Fighting Words I’m #flooded with adrenaline… I’m piqued. Nah bro: I’m miffed. He said that I could cry #uncle As though that were a #gift. I’ll put my fist where his mouth is, If I’ve got any aim: Until HE calls the brother of HIS father out by name! 👊🎁 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just finished another chapter that definitely wouldn’t have made the outline. …which is why I don’t truck with outlines, of course! 🛻. #5amwritersclub

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So long as we’re using acronyms that are already taken, I propose we rebrand AI “BDSM“ for Bad/Dumb Slop Machine. Sorry if that ruined your kink. 😢.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*reposted from Threads. Don’t worry: it got no traction there.* #BookSky #YA #comeuppance

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Call An Indie Bookshop Time? Here I am. I haven’t moved; I‘ve got to where I’ve been. I was supposed to progress, #hence: The #crisis I am in. It seems after two decades I Don’t understand the biz. Perhaps I have to leave my couch— As #cosy as it is? 📚 🛋️ #thingstowriteabout #poetry #2wordprompt

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yesterday I achieved the trifecta: Progress on the WI- Progress on the TBR 20,000 steps. It‘s usually only 1 or 2 of 3.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I sold a copy of I AM THE SHERIFF via Threads! WOW, you guys. I’m up to like $0.0001/hour for my work on the social medias. Get ready to call it a bender. #authorsky #books

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Procrastination Pee My eyes #float as the document Waits for me to begin… The pressure mounts. Methinks I must Let out what is #within. Just one quick sit upon my throne (So-called, of porcelain) And then I’ll #circle back. You’ll see. Like, I’m so dialed in… 🤥 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A: No I don’t suffer from writer’s block, thanks for asking. I use the Roald Dahl method he got from someone else… maybe Hemingway?… of breaking off in the middle of a thought, even a sentence, so that when I return #authorsky #3amwritersclub

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I AM THE SHERIFF was checked out today, so if you were hoping for a free 👀 with your #library card, you’d better GET IN LINE. #booksky

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Look at this yahoo trying to self-promote. 👀. What a shameless tool. #authorsky #booksky #poetry #poem #IAMTHESHERIFF

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What am I reading right now… Romantasy? Murder Mystery? Historical Fiction? Non-Fiction? None of the Above. @pgsundling.bsky.social gets it.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Indie Author Life ✍️ A raincheck re: your appetite? I haven’t piqued you yet… But like an ordinary rock I #sparkle when I’m #wet. And I won’t bring the bacon home By these words that I’ve bled… But maybe if you turn the page I’ll subsidize the #bread. ☔️🥖 #poetry #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The #Trial I’ll see this #passage to its end Or write my epitaph. Should monsters come, I’ll just pretend This twig’s a magic #staff. If all is empty up ahead, We’ll call this a vacation. But if, by chance, I wind up dead Such is my tribulation. #poetry #nonsense #2wordprompt #thingstowriteabout

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m having adult interaction withdrawal today. Are you an adult? Maybe you could help.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

AI Artists: You you say you outsource #strategy But call yourself the schemers. I #tend to think you ought to leave The artwork to the #dreamers. 😴 🖼️ #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Back to the Stindgrone My #current WIP, you ask? Were I under duress… I’d say there more than #zero news But look, man: it’s a #mess. 🗞️ 🫟 #2wordprompt #thingstowriteabout #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Hey guys. When I say “check it out,” I mean that literally. And when I say, “I mean that literally,” I mean that LITERALLY. You’re going to need a library card. 📚.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Not Quite Epic As I #reflect, it’s #crystal clear That telling you to “hold my beer” To try this stupid challenge faster… Has led us both into #disaster. 🍺💎 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poetry #nonsense

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you know me in real life, you probably found that last post very confusing. GOOD. 🤣🤣🤣

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Liverpool When the #football team loses, mate I feel like I am spent. The mental fog and sense of loss The #wine cannot #prevent. But when we win! I do not feel The least bit set upon… I bet that I could leap the pitch Or run a marathon. 🏃‍♂️⚽️ #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #nonsense #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Honest There is no ”target audience.” I’ll decorate your shelf… But I #amwriting what I #amwriting Mostly? Fully? For myself. #poetry Cheers. See you at the library. 📚.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Delusional I’ll take my royalties and #split … as soon as they’re forthcoming. The #splash I’ll make! The #stores I’ll break! … look. I can hear you humming. 📚 💦 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poetry #nonsense #RUDE

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I know, I know. The World Cup is over. Where are my posts? I don’t know, internet rando. Have you been looking hard enough?

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Well, my #WIP might now sell. But my daughter will like it. 😏.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Herb Garden I got the thyme and basil free— A #rescue, as it were— And now I can claim #victory Over the #lavender. 🛟🌱 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Q: are you still working on that #WIP? A: Oh yeah. I mean, it would be misnamed if I wasn’t. Q: So what’s it about? A: Heh.

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Underdogs Like low-light #ferns, we frond a way That’s how we test our mettle. (That’s not the #phrase I’m looking for… But I guess I can #settle.) 🏚️🗣️ #2wordprompt #thingstowriteabout #poetry #nonsense

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The Spy He had untraceable cell phones And Bunsen was his name. Call done? Douse them in kerosine Set those burners aflame. #poetry #science #nonsense

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

McConnell It wasn’t, “in the library,” It wasn’t, “with a knife...” But one thing more I know for sure: They faked that proof of life. The #piano may be playing, but There’s no one at the keys. * #pause for applause* “it’s #spiritual.” You mean, literally? Please. #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Haaland He‘ll lead the new-age Vikings to The finals… if he can. (By shrugging off the reigning champs? #Umbrella of a man.) No sweet, demure schoolteacher taught This #giant to #behave, But could he take the single shot Martinez cannot save? ⚽️ 🇳🇴 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Red Card “Can we call this whole thing a #wash? The foul is in the #books… But though he came in like a #truck It wasn’t how it looks. “The contact was incidental, see? The pressure wasn’t meant… And me, talking to you, right now Is the true incident.” 🧼🫣 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poem

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

#Tatoos When I #speak, I’ll use my words Not puncture and #repeat... Ink’s not for me. But you do you With your own body meat. 🥩 🗣️ #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Them Apples I give them #medical advice But always, they abscond. It’s such a #lonely practice where Each wizard has a #wand. 💊 🧙‍♂️ #2wordprompt #thingstowriteabout #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If you were wondering what happened to my daily #poetry prompts… …the World Cup happened. Hey. It’s better than a depressive episode or an accident. Right? I’ll get back to it, um, when soccer is no longer interesting?

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Hello, Opporator? Donate your pennies, everyone! Humanity is #frail— We can’t compete with the Dalek’s Economy of scale. But maybe, with a collect call Through space and time… we’ll see: The Doctor might just answer and Come save humanity. 🤖🩻 #thingstowriteabout #2wordprompt #money #who #poem

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Intentions If at first you don’t succeed, And then you fail again: It might be time to call the weed A part of your garden. You might win battles on your knees But you’ll always be sore; So say you did it “For the bees,” And you can’t lose the war. 🌺 🐝 #poetry #poem #nature

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Not to brag, but on the whole My grammar is unpeckable. (Technically true. And I should know For all the times I’ve eaten crow.) 🐦‍⬛ #poetry

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Author Christopher ✍️ @awalkingmemeplex.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

No Thanks Must I choose between #bark and bite? The options aren’t that great. I think I may, I think I might Just fail to #separate. I know that is a non-answer But what did you expect? Between the noise and gnashing teeth Which one would you #select? 🐕🪾 #2wordprompt #thingstowriteabout #poetry

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