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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

maybe we did need DOGE in the federal government because they would’ve known to stop this

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

acab except leon s kennedy and the cop who just stopped traffic for me so that i could take a shitty left

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you ever have to clean coffee grounds out of a dogs snout?

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i can see myself having a lot of little warm drinks today

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i don’t have video proof because how could i have known this would happen but my dog just made a perfect yoshi sound

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

power watching all of the tvs at the gym at the same time and creating my own meta narrative

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

how come men can't cough quietly

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

17 years ago i was in my first semester of art school making terrible art everyday and posting it. 17 years!!!

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i will not be made to feel bad for taking my first 2 week vacation in my adult life just because everything is going to shit around me

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

is alfred bitchcock anything?

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i looked up one thing about a french perfume i may want to buy in Paris and now my algo thinks i am a richard stink ass fancy fragrancelad

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

sometimes you just need to sleep for 11 hours (positive)

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i am basically fluent in french

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

turns out if you hit your head hard enough the little birdies from the cartoons are real (i’m okay lol)

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

there is a chill in the air: the pumpkin beer is nigh

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

im addicted to duolingo because i already know basic french and it makes me feel really good about myself. it doesn’t really let you test out of the early stuff

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

godzilla raids again implies that a good chunk of godzilla 1954 is a found footage film lmao

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Michael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the vibe in this thai restaurant is immaculate, 5 alt girls with tattoos waiting for food and the waiter is entertaining us by playing with devil sticks?

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i’m here to tell everyone the tiramisu latte from dunkies WHIPS ASS

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

still liking marilyn manson in 2026 the year of our lord is the biggest red flag

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i just love ice cream so much

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

steven wilson identified that incels were gonna be a problem online in 2005 when he wrote shallow and further expanded upon it in 2007s fear of a blank planet but we still ended up here. in this essay i

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

lmao i am reading the fine print of my health insurance because i’m submitting an appeal and UHC expects you to call and get prior authorization for an ambulance ride before! they! transport! you! LMAO!

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

had the intrusive thought to do my make up using the light of the freezer but decided against it

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

a wizard asked everyone to headbang and no one did, so probably demons are gonna happen

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i hate being forced to reassess my biases

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

omg between my health insurance not covering routine bloodwork and my student loan company not allowing any type of convenient contact methods im about to need an alibi

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i just saw a guy who looked like inflated jd vance walking down the trail and his speaker was playing good charlotte - this is the anthem

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i have to watch my caffeine intake, but not like people usually do, i have to make sure i get enough because i keep getting headaches that only go away once i have too much coffee

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Mike Minotti @tolkoto.com · 02/08/2026

Fuck Toadsworth I’m glad they erased that useless mf

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

i know that a famous instagram dog recently passed away but my algorithm lately is 100% dog death/ grief and man i’m just gonna log off

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

there are sooo many psychopaths on here if you know where to look

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i have the yoshi story song that the dang yoshis sing stuck in my head send help

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i just hit my head extremely hard on a tree and this is the most george of the jungle ass shit that has ever happened to me

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

i have to present in front of my 250 coworkers tomorrow for over an hour. i am sick with anxiety. send prayers. send distractions. send pizza.

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

today my health insurance sent out an email warning us to be careful of cyclospora on the produce

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Happy Slowpoke Pokémon Sparkling

ALT: Happy Slowpoke Pokémon Sparkling

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

pro tip: become the cheapest date by getting a lot of blood drawn

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mara @avocado-witch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

it’s pretty cool that the little girl obsessed with the syfy channel and the metal music choice channel gets to have a favorite death metal band that writes songs about aliens as an adult