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Bro just casually dropped the name of the Scottish play while standing in a theatre

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This'll definitely cost me cool points, but I really like a lot of Olivia Rodrigo's stuff

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Tin foil hat time... Was the Garnacho loan an intentional smoke screen to let us get Jackson later on in the window and show it as unrelated to Rogers? i.e. We took Garnacho with a conditional obligation, told them we probably wouldn't trigger it, but that we'd give them similar money for Jackson...

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My new weird old man irritant is the way Canadians say Ireland. There's an ad for some Irish/Canadian arts thing on the radio, and 3 times an hour I hear "Eye-ur-lahnd". We were fine with 2 syllables, we didn't need another. Stop that, Canada. Stop that.

A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 22/09/2026

Turns out I do NOT have osteoarthritis in my shoulders. Apparently I have severe rotator cuff tendinitis. On the one hand this is great, because we can treat it properly. On the other, it makes very little sense to me - both shoulders? Manifesting one after the other? With no cause?

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 20/09/2026

That it was so predictable doesn't make it any less entertaining

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Just seen the Andros Townsend incident. Mother of god.

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Just seen that pulled converse ad image. wtf were they thinking there. Jesus Christ 😂

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My wife wanted to go to an Italian sandwich place. $70. 2 fucking sandwiches. Seventy fucking dollars. Not a meal, side or anything like that. 2 fucking sandwiches. And mine was horrible.

Stupid goals conceded there, could've bumped the goal difference a bit, but honestly a win is a win there. More new players in, team looking a bit better, starting to look like a threat... I don't think that'll be the last 5+ goal game we have this season to be honest.

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I said it in the summer, I said it at the start of the season, Spurs are fucked. They spent a fortune and addressed NONE of the issues in their squad. Again.

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 18/09/2026

What the fuck is Nick Jackson packing in those shorts. He nearly had my eye out celebrating there and I'm in Canada.

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Can someone explain to me why this man utd kid looks like he’s going to be moving abroad at 15, yet fifa were blocking us registering Madjo coz he was underage and “moving abroad”?

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 18/09/2026

My wife and I would, again, like to apologize to long standing Lions fans for choosing to inflict our awful sporting luck your team. This is on us.

A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 18/09/2026

Controversial gaming opinion: the N64 Zeldas are among the most overrated games in history. They’re good, but they’re not as good as folks make out. Can’t hold a torch to LTTP. If you disagree you’re wrong, and you’re a grotesquely ugly freak.

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 17/09/2026

We’re gonna Elliott Garnacho aren’t we 😂

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 15/09/2026

Wife wanted Harry Styles tickets. I forgot they were on sale at 10am. Said fuck it, logged in at 1212pm. There were 2 left, for $85 each. Bought them. 😂

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 15/09/2026

Played my FPL wildcard last week to completely rebuild my team. I got 63 points. The starting XI from before the wildcard would’ve gotten me 65. FML.

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It’s mad how good hull look at times

The worst thing about this Apple foldable phone is that if it’s a success I’ll have to buy one, and an android one, as test devices for work.

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Watching some Aussie Rules at the moment. I think I could get into this tbh! Looks a damn good game

Alysson with a headed goal wasn’t on my bingo card, but once again he’s looked our best attacking outlet. I have no idea why people are so negative about him.

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Not saving that u fortunately. Good goal but that’s on us losing it cheaply

A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 11/09/2026

Have to say, genuinely very surprised that I’m in little to no pain today! Surgeon must be a ninja! Sitting down to pee and the old chap looks like someone took a meat tenderizer to it, but so far so good!

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FINALLY going to spend some Time actually getting further than the first 3 hours of Breath of the Wild this weekend. Always ended up getting side tracked and having to start again after months of absence but determined to get stuck into it properly this time.

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 11/09/2026

Was prescribed a bottle of Percocet but asked the surgeon if I could just smash my thc vape instead and he was fully on board with that. So, if medically required, I intend on being high for the next 48-72 hours, under what I’ll claim are the doctors orders 😂

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 11/09/2026

And I am done with my surgery! No pain yet, but I would expect that to hit like a ton of bricks later on 😂 Not bad at all. Got to the hospital around 9, was done and discharged by 1, and am currently waiting for a subway coz I’m starving and haven’t eaten since 8pm. So far so good!

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 10/09/2026

In presicely 24 hours I'll be waking up after a man with a scalpel went to town on my todger... and I'm feeling far more chill about it than I ever thought possible 😂

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 08/09/2026

Eventually, at some point this season, I would like to be able to watch Aston Villa play football. Missed 4/4 so far 😭

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Still in game week 3 and I’ve wildcarded in FPL. FML.

First team to take points off the mighty hull city this season, you’ll never sing that!

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Shot on target and a point would be something I suppose 😂

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Yeah, definitely silly looking. Worth noting, I’ve not seen a minute of us live this season. My fault? Maybe.

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At some point we’re actually going to play some of these signings we’ve made… right?

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Digger looks like the worst movie ever made. It’s bad enough Wes Anderson exists without anyone else trying their best to pretend to be him. The ad offends me every time I see it

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A Villa Fan in Canada @avfc.ca · 04/09/2026

Mid-life crisis time! Just bought this (was a VERY good price used). I've not really done any DJing for 20-odd years, but I did a bit in my younger days and played with a few names and chalked up a few "superclub" gigs in the 00s so I though why not. Far cry from a set of 1210s, but is what it is!

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Email from the office landlords: Please don't use the first washroom on the left upstairs, someone got stuck in it earlier and we've marked it out of service. Me: Hold my beer Also Me: Having to phone one of the other businesses in the building to come get me out after I got stuck in it.