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A Very Slow Raptor

@averyslowraptor.bsky.social
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Also known as Controles. Artist of some sort. Quotes are okay. Adult. All pronouns (except it/its) are ok

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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
STOP TRAVELLING IN GROUPS OF 40 GODDAMN FUCKING DESTINATION WEDDINGS GO TO HELL
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
es verdad eso de que la motivicion deun artista es horniness o spite y en este momento solo siento spite
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
is there a BL manwha about idols that is ACTUALLY good the omegaverse one is trash and the one lezh1n is suggesting lately "x's comething" is TRASH ALSO FUCK I JUST WANNA READ GOOD TRASH NO BAD TRASH goddamn
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
years ago, i had to exchng emails with a canadiancoworker and she always sign her emails as "kissy" It always went over my head and thought she was sending me kisses And i would not reciprocate because i was shy. But i found it lovely Then after months i realized it was just her name... heartbroken
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
hoping all airlines and hotels that oversale to go bankrupt or explote whichever is fine
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荷🍊👑 @fezo.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
ME: *knows how to draw feet better than hands* MY FRIENDS: BECAUSE FETISH!!!!!!!!!!!! i do not 😭
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Mexico is a big country why the fuck do i have to travel all the way to mexico city to get a stupid fucking canadian visa you aint the us assholes 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 all i want is to transit on your country goddamn FUCK IT DIRECT FLIGHT IT IS
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
ENOUGH!!!!! I FILLED IN THE DOCUMENT FOR THE VISA INTERVIEW A MONTH AGO AND DI DNOTHING WITH IT I DONT WANT A VISA I DONT WANT TO SET FOOT IN THAT COUNTRY WHY ARE THE FLIGHTS SO MUCH CHEAPER IF WE DO A STOP IN LA GODFUCKIN G DAMMIT WHY IS IT CHEAPER FLYING ALL THE WAY TO THERE AND THEN TO JAPAN
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
stupid fucking canadians extending their stupid fucking vacations GO HOME assholes
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toast 🍞 @itstoast.art · 03/02/2025
adlers day off #haikyuu
#art #comic - haikyuu - page 1

ushijima, kageyama, are walking along a road by the countryside

hoshiumi: "hey, are you guys sure we're going the right way? feels like we've been walking for ages"page 2

kageyama: "i was just following ushijima-san"

ushijima: "i was waiting for one of you to tell me to stop or change course as needed"

hoshiumi: "in other words..."page 3

hoshiumi: "WE'VE BEEN LOST THIS WHOLE TIME"
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
in my hc kageyama is a speedo kind of guy
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
so sick of receiving peoples complaints in general But i particulary dislike hearing them complaint of how "this resort is NOT a 5 stars" Ma'am, you have no idea what the stars mean. and i promise you 5 stars does not mean luxury... specially on an all inclusive...
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
a "i can make him better" romantic story that turns out to be a "he made me worst" no resolution just debauchery
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
fucking people travellin to places they can't even attempt to pronounce go fuck yourselves hope you get scammed in mexico and you cc gets cloned
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I saw a video of this guy dunkin' on LIS DE and i was a bit aprehensive about watching it But then i saw he was a fan of LIS2 AND I JUST KNEW i could trust him. BTW just from the mere knowledge of LISDE existed i knew it was gonna be bad
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Sen @aresune.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Skts x The Office What did Atsumu do to make Kiyoomi that mad? 😭 #SakuAtsu #Haikyuu
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🔞🏳️‍🌈 ΜΞWNIVΞRSΞ @themewniverse.net · 07/11/2024
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ayaan @midnightayaan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
a shared dream #及岩の日2025 #iwaoi #oiiwa
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toast 🍞 @itstoast.art · 14/01/2025
which team are you joining? #haikyuu
#art - haikyuu - hinata on one side with a "team yippee" shirt and kageyama on the other with a "team wahoo"
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
de mis top momentos mas humildes es cuando tenia 13 y en un viaje en coche de 12 horas en una parada unos camiones con caña dejaron caer unas cuantas rotas, las recogimos del piso les pedimos agua los de la vulcanizadora las pelamos y las comimos a la orilla de la carretera. Desayuno
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
bizarre I am learning to use L2d at a slow pace and on the go the edits i have had to do on my model to make sure i can actually do this is crazy
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
the birth of chikara happy birthday ennoshita!
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Tom Eccles @stepsoversnails.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
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Crowme 🌻 C0MM 0PEN @crowme.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
🍙🔪🔪🔪 #haikyuu
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the idle animation inside kageyamas mind
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
(2021)
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toast 🍞 @itstoast.art · 19/12/2024
day 4: facetime calls 💻 #kagehina #devotedKGHN24
#art #comic - haikyuu

panel 1

kageyama, on a video call with hinata: "It's getting pretty late over there. You should go to sleep soon."panel 2

hinata: "I know... You hang up first?"panel 3

kageyama: "Okay."panel 4

hinata, staring at a blank screen: 😐
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sara 🌛 rubin @sararubin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
reminder that all this AI stuff is using up all our water and kicking climate change into overdrive :) for absolutely zero reason
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SOVKA ✶ @monstersovka.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
✷ together
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Americans really see a bug in a bed and they go "BEDBUGSSS AAAAAH" fucking hell ma'am that is a fucking ant
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Xeno @xenoveno.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This got reposted so many times lmao (4/5) Miya twins + MSBY
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
ah yes the 2nd gym quarter of only 4 guys mm yes
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I KNEW it Since the beginning it was so obvious... I still cried rivers at the reveal
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AndresPlays @andresplays.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I am astonished at every moment in #DragonAgeTheVeilguard.
A screenshot of Dragon Age The Veilguard.A screenshot of Dragon Age The Veilguard.A screenshot of Dragon Age The Veilguard.A screenshot of Dragon Age The Veilguard.
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Caitie @ghildirthalen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Labeled face tattoos in Veilguard!
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🌿Lana @fernfables.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hello, Dorian Pavus #VeilguardSpoilers #DragonAge
Dorian Pavus in Veilguard
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I FINISHED VEILGUARD... I AM IN SHAMBLES
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
finally know how to use l1ve2d how about i redo the h1n@t@ d1ck suck1ng gift i made and this time it will be consistent and also probably slut1er
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Everett/Cran 🥐 @familiarbear.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i think shoyo saying this has lived rent free in his head for years #haikyuu #atsuhina
a colored sketch of timeskip miya atsumu from haikyuu in his knees with his arms raised and facing the sky. he has a satisfied expression and a warm light on him with sparkles. the image of timeskip hinata shoyo smiling wide and saying “Gimme the next one, too!”, presumably to Atsumu, is faded behind him
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pervis @pervis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY!
Game: PET DOG?
*Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD. 
Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK 
Pervis: DO IT
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carly! (socmed hiatus) @n9evepulgas.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
baby tsukkiyama 😔💕
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Nise🌼 @st4rshy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
They're not even dating (yet) #kagehina #haikyuu
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tel ✨ busy 💔 @telamii.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
#art #hq #haikyuu old fem inaris <3
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
poly kag3h1n@but is only h1n@ta who has other partners because h1n@ta can have whoevr he wants and Keg3y@ma is like 👍
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mrtechnodad.bsky.social @mrtechnodad.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Reinterpretation of the "woman yells at cat" meme with Technodad and Demeter yelling at Floof.
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A Very Slow Raptor @averyslowraptor.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
My uncle who's a carpenter told us he did great during covid cause he made caskets 😭 Business was booming
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