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Noël Coward’s Way Out

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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you tell the truth about the tenured prostitutes?
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me as a teenager/young adult/twenty something/thirty something/middle aged/probably gasping at my last breath
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man I’m rocking some Brand New it’s time to get some help
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whatever that’s cool hair
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your lipstick his collar don’t bother angel I know exactly what goes on
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Celtics legend
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On a plane. Look at this ugly ass cloud. Looks like a big turd.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why wouldn’t you!
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He won for Hawking
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The other thing to consider is that Danny Glover has never been a movie star.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well I think he should have chosen this movie as a… Substitute
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tom Berenger was right there.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We hadn’t yet worked our way up to the technological level required to satisfy his bloodlust.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (Schoenbrun, 2026)
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem with the movie is that it’s based on a Stephen Coonts novel - the Colleen Hoover of the Dad Airport Novel era.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She’s So High Jesus fucking Christ
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Garlic soup
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The playlist in the airport: - Big Butts - This Kiss - Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong - Ironic
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra, you say?
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does anyone know if Jumpha Lahiri’s Italian fiction is any good in Italian
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if the environment collapses, art will persist. (When the environment collapses, a Koch family member will still underwrite the theater.)
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MADE (Favreau, 2001)
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a buddy in my early twenties who came out of the YMCA locker room saying, “I just didn’t know what it was going to look like by then, or that I wouldn’t care.”
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like many of the big man’s proposals, I just don’t think we have the resources to bring this up at scale
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
American Beauty (Mendes, 1999)
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoa whoa whoa is the pope suggesting ontology precedes aesthetics? like has Christ’s bishop on earth reckoned with the work of Marcel Duchamp
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Early October, snoozing good on Day 3
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does that make Alden a lock?
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did someone tell Ken Paxton that looks like a fat joint
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, I thought it was Alex Cox’s Walker. I need to see the Schrader. (I now see it’s in a Schrader pile…)
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is that a Walker disc I see back there? Good movie!
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apple Podcasts
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the crossword is willing to play it, then spelling bee should accept it.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social heads-up got a Kalshi ad before your pod this week talking about football odds for the Lions.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kevin Nealon?
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shaking your head at war to let other people in the foxhole know you disapprove
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing Greek professors don’t want you to know is that we only have, like, a hundred extant texts and most are about math.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Graphic design is my passion
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you hear she’s announced she’s doing a new translation? Like if Borges was online.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like every cookout playlist starts with Staind
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I was there for the Cruise of it all. AGI remains, regrettably, himself.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well that’s just because you haven’t gotten to the next scene, when it will all change again.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Digger has some interesting things going on. It’s approaches Funny Games in its contempt for the appetite of the audience.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Digger isn’t funny but it’s a very cynical and hopeless film.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me when you talk about your political goals
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rosalie probably exited Madoff at 500%
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But Rosalie sold at the bump and then reinvested in Nvidia
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only reason there’s a loneliness epidemic is because people don’t know how to be interesting.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t need to change my handle or avatar for October because a) it bangs and b) I’m already scary. Scary handsome, that is.
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