Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 29/09/2026proof of humanity, all assets used public domain or otherwise free of restriction 0250
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 29/09/2026this is part of my “post to post-card” project even though the text is too long to have started as an actual post 1212
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 29/09/2026*this entry does not concern itself with the underworld of submersible survivors and their constant frozen-warring over the ever diminishing fuel reserves they desperately need to claim in order to stay hermetically-modern in the murky necropolis once called “oregon”. 0101
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 29/09/2026dancers twist around a shiny, slick black sphere in the middle of the thirsty-grass rave field. nuclear EMPs and random solar flares knocked out all the tech*, and the community here gathered every phone they could and glued them all together as one mass, their black mirror ball 1151
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 28/09/2026*Yes, this is the same woman who later sealed the entire place away in that Brigadoon situation to shelter it from spiritual attack. If you go there during tourist season, they'll still make your ice cream The Old Way. 1200
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 28/09/2026I didn't understand what she meant, but I suddenly and permanently felt strongly that I would one day be so embarrassed taking selfies in public that even in a completely empty subway carriage, at midnight, I would still only dare to take two shots, both out of focus, and one with my eyes closed. 1200
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 28/09/2026When I was very young, barely out of childhood, a woman known by everyone in our small town to be accompanied by a prophetic genius* grabbed my arm during a busy street fair and pulled me close, gestured to the phantom on her shoulder, and whispered to me: “Nice face. Shame about the claw hand.” 2460
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 28/09/2026sorry if I’m being a bit snippy—with the economy how it is, I’ve been trying to trim back the grocery budget, so I’ve not been buying anywhere near as much inverted food as I usually do and my shadow self is being undernourished 0260
Reposted by Avery EdisonAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea 347298
Reposted by Avery EdisonAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026I’m having a great time posting my photography and digital image work on Instagram. If you enjoy my vibe or appreciate my perspective, I think you will get something from following me there. Open the app on your phone and type “aedison” into the search and hit “Follow”. Sure, right now. 1226
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 26/09/2026“boston globe article”? you must have hit your head pretty hard back there, soldier. but pull yourself together, we’re about to launch another attack! now, when you get in there, she’s going to try to evade accountability by complaining about the bar’s finances, 118814
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 25/09/2026Players has that season one energy, it’s a really hilariously and beautiful show 210
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 25/09/2026it is perhaps my favorite comedy artifact and a massive, overwhelming influence on my work 110
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 25/09/2026if you liked american vandal and haven’t seen players then congratulations: you have a perfect season of television waiting for you. the rest of my list is also perfect. tv’s so great. very honorable mentions: interview with the vampire, gallery girls, six feet under 5150
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 25/09/2026nice community hub you’ve got there, would be a real shame if someone were to… well, actually, 0180
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026—This feels crazy to say but… There was a school shooting at my kid’s— At my kid’s school. The cops gave out these flyers that recommended calling HR and getting a few days off? —Of course! I’m afraid I do have to ask: was your child a victim or perpetrator? —Can I… Can I skip 0373
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026“if your going to be posting pro-dobby *drivel* in APOLLO HOUSE-> ALL CHAT then you should be aware your matching wits with fans like me, who fall asleep every morning to a compilation of everything that was on mark and jez’s tv in the background of the living room scenes” 080
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026And same! I’ve been trying to follow everyone I’ve enjoyed on socials over the years and just the other day thought to myself, “Kupperman has to be on there, right?” I’m very excited to have your work populating my feed there, you remain the best. 000
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026I’m having a great time posting my photography and digital image work on Instagram. If you enjoy my vibe or appreciate my perspective, I think you will get something from following me there. Open the app on your phone and type “aedison” into the search and hit “Follow”. Sure, right now. 1226
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026Also, check out the Tom Hardy movie Locke if you haven’t already—it’s partially centered around a massive concrete pour. 110
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_His...en.wikipedia.orgThe History of Concrete - Wikipedia 110
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 24/09/2026there’s a big construction crew working near me and I’m always walking past it early in the morning when they’re mixing concrete and I always want to ask if they know there’s a documentary coming out about concrete AND it’s probably going to be one of the best films of the year 1280
Reposted by Avery Edisonabsolute horses @jcoglan.com · 24/09/2026the reporting on this stuff is a form of pareidolia. all this is explicable by a set of automatons stochastically exploring a state space and host environment with whatever predictive capacity an LLM affords them. absolutely no intent is required, they do not "know" what they are doing 1297117
Reposted by Avery EdisonAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 23/09/2026“if we allowed an external event to shift culture by a few points for a few years so that you and people like you had just a little bit more influence, you wouldn’t… go totally mad with power and forever destroy a specific community’s sense of trust and solidarity, right?” “no” 0244
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 23/09/2026“if we allowed an external event to shift culture by a few points for a few years so that you and people like you had just a little bit more influence, you wouldn’t… go totally mad with power and forever destroy a specific community’s sense of trust and solidarity, right?” “no” 0244
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 22/09/2026so the reveal of the popcorn bucket for popcorn bucket: the movie is… it’s a film canister from the film popcorn bucket: the movie, NOT the popcorn bucket from popcorn bucket: the movie. I’m not into PB:TM for the journey from merch to screen, I’m into it for the popcorn bucket! 0211
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 21/09/2026“Sorry, I think I’m a little off lately because I’m having a hard time dealing with my adaptational trauma.” yeah I’m out, my favorite character would never say that 0141
Reposted by Avery EdisonAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 16/09/2026really hard to find stuff made by people with taste, which is to say: the exact personal preferences I’ve developed and become permanently attached to. I think it’s some new and disturbing failing on the part of culture, global culture, and not simply my aging into irrelevance 113522
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 17/09/2026no, no, the movie sounds great, I just haven’t been able to take her seriously as a dramatic actress ever since I learned that she spends all of her free time trying to learn to move tin foil with her mind 0200
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 16/09/2026on a really foggy morning you can sit on the dock and watch the local dentists wade out into the mist and scoop up a bag or two of nature’s laughing gas. oftentimes they’ll linger out there, giggling in the water 0564
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 16/09/2026really hard to find stuff made by people with taste, which is to say: the exact personal preferences I’ve developed and become permanently attached to. I think it’s some new and disturbing failing on the part of culture, global culture, and not simply my aging into irrelevance 113522
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 15/09/2026I’d be more generous, but the AI set decoration and establishing “shots” all over this past weekend’s premiere ep soured me a bit 0261
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 15/09/2026uk comedy has long been dominated by the privately-educated, but at least that used to mean you could tell the python guys knew latin, and fry and laurie had a solid understanding of the western canon. at best, you get the sense the snl: oxbridge crew have kind-of heard of shakespeare 2426
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 15/09/2026excited for another day of following the arbitrary and confounding decisions of the guy who happened to get your job eight months before you did? no worries if you don’t want to bother with any of that, you’re only forced to on penalty of homelessness 0260
Reposted by Avery EdisonAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/09/2026really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain 38820
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/09/2026really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain 38820
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 12/09/2026imagining a dystopian one-world government regime of capital, a regime prone to internal conflicts, but a regime all the same, with a few isolated nations separate from the empire but besieged by the financial and military power it worships and wields, a dead culture, burning, i 091
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 12/09/2026alright, Rule Lord, I’ll acquiesce to your rules—this time. but you should know: you’re only make it more narratively satisfying when I later defy those very same rules. 17011
Reposted by Avery EdisonAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/09/2026i was just offered a sponcon deal by a non-profit dedicated to spreading awareness of moral virtue, they wanted me to make a post detailing my own personal values and how those manifest in my life as integrity, but i can’t do it, it feels disgusting, it feels like selling out 3335
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/09/2026my mentor instructed me to manifest my cleverness as intelligence. then, once I was done with that, he told me to do the opposite—manifest my intelligence as cleverness. I’m hard at work on it, and I wouldn’t worry, except… I found a notepad with the word “smartitude” underlined 1161
Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/09/2026i was just offered a sponcon deal by a non-profit dedicated to spreading awareness of moral virtue, they wanted me to make a post detailing my own personal values and how those manifest in my life as integrity, but i can’t do it, it feels disgusting, it feels like selling out 3335
![yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.te... • Mar 16, 2025
yknow we've had all kinds of root causes for imperial decline over the centuries. barbarian invasions, economic crashes, just general overextension. but this might be the first time that "total dissolution of the spirit" is at the heart of it all
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Cube @prototypecube.bs... • Mar 16, 2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump”
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Edrial @edrial.bsky.social • Mar 17, 2025
where's that from?
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Cube
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me, i legit have no idea why i put quotation marks around it and i was hoping nobody would ask
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