Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 48mReasons I want to be Aver irl #162 I won't have ears that pop (and awkwardly stay popped) when I just blow my nose. Because I wouldn't have ears at all... unless I formed them for the lols. 281
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 1hComically racist omfg. (unless you were in suit or latex at the moment lol) 000
Reposted by Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎Sriracha! (Damon, locked till Oct 31!) @raccattack.bsky.social · 9hPinecone. 13713
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 11hThat was kind of my interpretation of it. THC making him stretchy and do the Stitch wave. 000
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 13hVerinn. They weren't a Dorbley, but was an evil robot goo. 010
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 14hDeath is only the beginning....static.klipy.comArnold Vosloo as The Mummy ScreamingALT: Arnold Vosloo as The Mummy Screaming 010
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 14hAnother victim of the anti-goo city benches. @slickpad.bsky.social 14310
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 14hNot your average frilled lizard @trent2luigi.bsky.social 1173
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 14hSketchmission thread! @pinkpix.exploration.team getting some kind of Resident Evil Hunter Goo virus. Which I'm sure we all would love. 26413
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 20hYeah I would have had to do a go fund me or something. My daughter needs me to have a car. 010
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 22hFinally got an update on my car. It is repairable and not a write-off. Estimated cost to fix is freaking $7000, so only a few thousand short of the value of the vehicle. 0 cost to me thankfully! Guess I got to wait another week or two for the repairs to actually be done now. 2232
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 23h8 am jump scare when I couldn't log in here because either they couldn't find my account or my "token" expired. Thought I was hacked or banned. But nope. Just... I'll assume, Claude fucking up Bluesky for a bit. 8153
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So yeah... Just because you've seen how Aver acts when he's in a mood, you have no idea how freaky things can get with other Dorbleys. Some just got lots of buried issues and they might ravenously need all your holes or your chainsaws, to feel better. 3160
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You wanted that lewd Dorbley lore? Because Dorbleys live in pennace for what they did to the rest of the world in the past, they are super nice and kind of pushovers. However, in private chambers different Dorbleys could either break the rules and be super dominant OR want to be punished MORE. 1212
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Forrest also getting his tail shot off in Vietnam, just for it to grow back. And um.... Lion Lt Dan. "And my legs don't grown back, god dammit!" 000
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Now I'm picturing scalie Forrest Gump running through the reflecting pool like this to hug Jennay.static.klipy.comForrest Gump Calls Out Jenny at ProtestALT: Forrest Gump Calls Out Jenny at Protest 181
Reposted by Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Had a YCH idea for you flattening fans... Mashed Man Monday? 2284
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yes please. I need to be one right now. 020
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Had a YCH idea for you flattening fans... Mashed Man Monday? 2284
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't remember where I saw it, so don't attribute it to me. Unless you really like it, then please attribute it to me. 180
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of my favourite quotes: "Don't be mad at AI artists. They didn't do anything!" 1245
Reposted by Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎Shi-Bran ➡️ ASC @shiba-bran-inu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Understood. 182050628
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Last Webbies of summer. Featuring SilverandCyanide's Dorbley @slickpad.bsky.social @dropletfrog.bsky.social MEEEE!!! @churrosofpower.bsky.social 39118
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I say family, but uh... maybe not *these* specific ones with Dad lol. 0160
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Some friends and family are really going through a lot of stuff. Wish I was Aver irl so I could give them the goo hug they deserve. 67711
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ughhh... finally just not sick enough that I can go back to being a functional member of society again. *goes back to drawing webbed feet* 2516
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The word is definitely too silly to have historical use by solids during war or slavery times, so it is an acceptable term. 110
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But city water lines are such good fast travel! Except when I make wrong turns and end up in people's showers and faucets. 020
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dorbleys don't mix with any liquid, even other Dorbleys. It's like an oil and water situation. Even if mixed, it will naturally separate and slide off pretty quickly. 110
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They're naturally shiny. The cleaner they are, the shinier they are. 110
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*throws out 7 years of Dorbley lore 100
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It is funny that whenever I ask if either I should draw more wholesome Dorbley lore or Dorbley lewds, the response is always, "yes." 11230
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As far as I've picked up, yeah. But appearance wise.... Especially if you just see a meme of them for 2 seconds every other week, not really retaining specifics. Two skinny, pale white dudes with long dark brown hair and beards that just look tired. 000
Reposted by Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎Lotic @lotic-otter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that. 442880723
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People just wanna smack 'emstatic.klipy.comBalthazar Marmotte Plays Frog Bog Arcade GameALT: Balthazar Marmotte Plays Frog Bog Arcade Game 110
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Because I only ever had seen their content as memes, I only just now learned their names and penguinz0 and asmongold are two different people. I do very much exist in a tiny, goo filled bubble. 3200
Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎 @averthedorbley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There was this shmup I played a few years ago, I forget the name, but player one was an otter and player two was an aardvark flying planes, shooting at all this insanity. 010