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Mike G

@averagewhiteguy.bsky.social
2.4K followers 3.9K following 733 posts

Auburn Alum - SKOL Nation - Go Braves - Hate stupid and rude people and grifters (looking at you MAGAt’s); Vote for Character and Compassion over policy. Father of three grown kids. Dogdad to a rescue dog. 🐕

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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 6h
If Carney wins, does the fat orange fuck invite him to the WH and steal it like he did last year. Then he’ll brag that he has two Nobel Peace Prize’s. 💩
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s been dead inside for decades.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We should all take Trumps advice and vote like he is on the ballot…….straight Democrat.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wonder if Kegsbreath realizes that Abraham, the father of Judaism, is also the father of Islam.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So he’s campaigning for Dems to get out the vote?
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hate ESPN!!!!
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fiscal conservatism at its best. 🤬💩
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel your pain. I lived in AL for 40+ years. Left in 2015 and have a much better piece of mind.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Two firemen lifted him? That’s a lie within a lie. A crane lifting him out of the rubble would be more believable.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If Lisa is a fiscal conservative, she should give up her salary to help pay down the national debt. If she supports small government, she should give up her govt job. If she is against govt sponsored health insurance, go on a private plan.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe they can borrow funds from ICE.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We need one extra because Fetterman can’t be trusted.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think Josh Kushner is the one that hates Trump, though.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tax break.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Since he can only appoint someone of the same party, I hope he appoints Massie if given the chance…. Just to see Trumps head explode.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Maybe he’s just in his shell….. 🤔
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love New Yorkers.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How come only 58% are included in an age group? 🤔
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lee Greenwood is in his mid 80’s but maybe he’s still available.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Does Vanilla Ice have more than one song? It’s going to be a long set.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A reporter should ask if he plans to set up a similar slush fund for the brave Epstein survivors.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If only he had a ballroom to hide in.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WTF is wrong with 20% of Hispanic voters.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m looking forward to 2029 and seeing all these DOJ lawyers disbarred.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Maybe he should measure it by length of excursions.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bye bye Rubio! 💩
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Now we have a problem. Isn’t Kid Rock fxxxing Bobo?
static.klipy.com
Relaxing Weekend: Popcorn & Chill
ALT: Relaxing Weekend: Popcorn & Chill
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is what happens when you stop teaching actual history in school.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Any district that is R+15 or less will be voting Dem.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
youtu.be/RSeldKAqM-w?...
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Toto - Stranger In Town
YouTube video by TotoVEVO
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Any comments Melania?
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
- get rid of electoral college - constitutional amendment to set up independent committee to establish fair districts nationwide.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
youtu.be/k-5c6oveiRA?...
youtu.be
Duran Duran - The Chauffeur (Live Wembley 2004)
YouTube video by Jcc
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Statute of limitations has run out on Whitmer but it hasn’t on Trump jr posting a pic of President Biden bound and gagged in the trunk.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
….but you have to admit Some customers do deserve to die.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
President Obama showed his birth certificate and Trump still said he was foreign-born. Anyone who still supports Trump can fuck off.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Not an Iranian supporter but I hope they’re using the cease fire to get the blackmail tapes from Putin.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
WTF did I just watch?
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Time for AG’s in NM, NY etc to begin filing state charges. Not sure if there is a statute of limitations on rape of a minor.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It seems like MAGA would realize they’re just making stuff up when the shit never happens. But I guess that’s why they’re MAGAt’s.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If these critical rare earth minerals are so rare, why are they found in so many places? Greenland, Ukraine. China, Chile…….
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My wife and her family quit the Catholic Church over the sex abuse scandal….. and Hannity leaves because Trump got his feelings hurt. 🤔💩
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’m glad Karl was able to write a book about it and make some money….but it seems like something that would’ve been helpful 2 years ago.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If he gets the $10b every American should sue him sue personally for stealing taxpayer funds. If he fucking dies before it goes to trial , we sue his estate.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It’s raining here.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you start a war and then stop the killings, is it really considered ‘solving’ a war?
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The Grand Jury indicted him.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It would be awesome if they served taco’s.
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What is the daily rate to be ‘hangin around’?
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Mike G @averagewhiteguy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
….and then President Obama wins another Nobel Peace Prize.
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