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Joshua

@averagejosh.bsky.social
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38 • hobbit • hufflepuff • hip to be square Braves • Seinfeld • Phil Collins • 🍕🍕🍕 オタク • Nintendo • Frescatarian • Methodist 📍North Carolina

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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 55m
🤣🤣🤣
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 18h
Friends, it was glorious.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YOOOOOO!!!
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will name my first-born child Raymond Didier. So proud of our 'pen tonight. Talk about grit. We're coming home 1-1.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"For the... -pauses- -thinks real hard- -gasps- UNSMOST times!"
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That looks interesting. I'd try it. This has been my go-to my whole life.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the only vampire I care about.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
✌🏻
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥 SALE OUT OF THE ‘PEN TO K BRUCE HOOPER! 🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HE’S MATT OLSON, YOU STUPID BIIIIIIIII
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ozzie is my favorite player and I am always overjoyed when he comes through. ♥️
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💪🏻😤
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Milly’s makes a good pie.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got cake.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've finally come back down to Earth. Braves win, 5-3. Eat dog doo, Philadelphia. ✌🏻
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂 It's not too far off from this:
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have varied interests.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rolling at a little past four hours now.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All of ‘em!
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The “base” of my award-winning chili. Been going for about 2.5 hours. Still got some ingredients to add and more time to simmer, but things are coming along nicely. ☺️
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dubie, the New Dubble Bubble King.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am way late, but I am so in love with this series. ♥️
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw this and thought of you.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Braves took back the division and I just ate a Jet's pizza.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s so good. 😭🍕
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reclaiming their rightful place on the throne. 😎🤴
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got this work of art in the mail today.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m playing a new one right now, actually. ☝🏻🤓
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of my all-time favorite reddit comments.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's decadent, delectable, delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hori’s electronic ocarina went up for preorder about an hour ago, but it’s already sold out. And if you check ebay, you’ll see it reselling for two, three and four times retail. Haven’t seen it listed with any retailers yet. Really wanna get my hands on one, but I’m not paying the resellers’ ransom.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can't believe I have to wait 53 more days. 😭😭😭
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can’t wait any longer. I need to play Ocarina of Time right this very moment. 🥺😭
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Original Dubble Bubble King.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guys, I stumbled upon this long Olive Garden crouton on ebay last week and I can’t imagine the restraint it takes to not eat it. How do you come across something so glorious and refrain?
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
:(
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Man, Orbitals is so much fun.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some real Nigel Powers vibes. 🤣
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'd be so upset if it said anything else.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rats, that changes everything.
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I just got connected to fiber about a month ago. 😎
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
THE RETURN OF THE KING
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Joshua @averagejosh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to eat it again.
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