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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It was the cirque du soleil show on the roof that gave it away

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mulins supports Reform, Reform talks down London, Mulins loses £3m on his London Flat. With Friends like Reform ......

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Apprentice USA has a lot to answer for but, The Apprentice in the UK needs to issue a formal apology for promoting phone calls on speaker phone.

Contestants on The Apprentice UK shout into a phone on speakerphone

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Is this what Jenrick hoped when he said Reform 'doesn't get any help from the authorities'?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

They forgot to context this with his >£50m to his old Private School. Some schools are more equal than others. @grahamdavidhughes.bsky.social

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Evri, owned by Apollo, Marc Rowan=founder, CEO & Chair. Marc Rowan is on Trump Board of peace. Trump is suing Panarama! & this all started because Micheal Prescott (link Boris) was called out for conflicts of interest, political cronyism, & the objectivity of his findings. So produced a 'dosier'

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Who is this Carrie Water? And why does she get her own message on the motorway network?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I thought private school VAT had financially crippled these poor institutions. It's almost as if they were lying?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

A quick game of Spot the Difference: How do political parties handle the threat of a deadly disease. Labour:All in proximity to wear PPE Conservative: The bus driver will be fine Reform: It's a conspiracy!

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Rishi Sunak is offering £10 off a Cruise around the Canary Islands.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I've heard that the World Health Organisation have been trying to get hold of Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson to see if the super immune bus drivers used during COVID are up for a cruise.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Is the cost of UK holidays getting out of hand?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

BBC headline: VAT changes blamed as private school to close. In the article: Sharp decline in pupil numbers in recent years. What is happening to the BBC? Are they deliberately fluffing right wing talking points before the local election?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

BTW please don't leave your Mum's £950 twigs are amazing.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Hey Jo, IHT thresholds where the same under Boris but, you didn't complain then. In fact you have paid for his accommodation several times since?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Butlins reports losses in 2022, 2023 and revenue decline in 2024 but, make sure we pre-seed it's not our fault when we cut jobs.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Were the arrests for potato offences?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I notice the consultation says the power would go to local authorities and not Labour. The money needs to go to developing tourism. Caveats allow exemptions by accommodation type where the charge would impact visitor numbers. It builds on ABID room tax that already exists in places like Manchester.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

But I thought Michael Gove's DLUHC sent a fixer into Birmingham Council in 2023. Did the Telegraph forget that?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Oakeshott continues to contribute to the UK political discord but, in her carefully worded response to Ed Davey doesn't mention if vile columns about UK life written in Dubai are UK earnings? I also assume appearance fees from Dubai on GB News are also NOT classified as UK earnings?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Says the man whose newly launched 7.5t truck is built by Chinese manufacturer King Long.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Hey M&S, remember all those staff you replaced with self scanning tills. Maybe having staff in the stores helps deter shoplifting.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

How dare policies make ME! Poorer. That's for the little people.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

You think the government cost of living champion would have checked how many subscription services are on his own businesses app, before claiming to be a hero.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

That's exactly what ai would write, if you asked it to write you an article for The Spectator.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Do you remember when the government dragged its feet in sanctioning oligarchs and Robert Jenrick said: 'We must be careful, as a House, not to fail to see the wood for the trees and go down the rabbit hole of interest in individuals and oligarchs.' 2 years later £25k donation.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

One thousand new homes will change the village forever. Yes! Your adult children will be able to move out!

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Will Nick Timothy (Birmingham Born) be calling this 'an act of domination' or is it just areas with Sadiq Khan as the mayor?

1000's attend Eid celebration in Birmingham

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Jenrick: 'Starmer unfit' for 'not taking action'. Ten days later: Jenrick: Trump shouldn't criticise Starmer for his stance. #flipflop

Jenrick: it's not helpful to the western alliance

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I'm sure Isabel Oakeshott will be across this in her next despatch from Dubai.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

UK government should learn. Tax avoiding expats in Dubai don't need subsidised flights home. If you want the help of the UK government pay UK taxes.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

...... Says Boris Johnson's transport advisor. Excellent journalism!

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

It appears the number of showrooms and service centres that Tesla have is dropping as fast as their new car sales.

The Tesla centre at Avenue Farm in Stratford-upon-avon has closed.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Is there a political party that could be linked to all of these?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Someone's not worried about inheritance tax! Wouldn't we all like our own special inheritance tax rules.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Such a good idea by Alton Towers

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Which Gallery is this you talk of?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Nice to see Reform looking after the residents of Warwickshire by putting the cost of parking up 50% @bowlerhatman.bsky.social @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Whilst in the budget you saw your tax threshold held, the Chancellor increased the IHT allowance for married farmers by a further £1m. £325k for you and £1m for farmers?

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

The usual suspects forgot to mention this about private schools. Despite VAT being added to school fees, the schools put their charges up...... and parents still paid this amount, raising more in tax.

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I was worried the King didn't have enough land. www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/2566618...

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Average Ian @averageian.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Just wait till Farage finds out this immigrant arrived by air

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