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@averageguy.bsky.social
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Bare with me. Cause I'm old and grumpy, and it takes me a while to figure new shit out. I'm straight, but do appreciate all forms of nudity. Occasionally casually nude.

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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good morning. 😊 a
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ya think? It was the best of a bunch I didn't like a lot.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Monday, friends. I think we might get some sun today. Perhaps I'll get back to grain drying. And, squeeze in as many other tasks as I can manage.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you. And with the frost every morning now, it will help to pull out some of the moisture.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So far, it's looking promising. It's still far too wet to return to harvest. But maybe I can catch up on my grain drying.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Couldn't have been too bad, as I don't remember anything about it. And, thank you. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ya. It's getting that time of year for me. Luckily, I suppose, the downpour melted it all. 😅
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Didn't get all that much snow, so I'm hoping we can get back to harvest sooner than later. And, there's too much humidity in the air to dry grain, so I'm in the shop.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good morning, friends. Showered, shaved, and booze in my coffee. I am thankful that the snow did not accumulate for us. So, 2 things. New haircut, which was long overdue. And, I have no fucking clue where I dinged my shin. 🤷‍♂️
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😍
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤣🤣
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My brain does that all the time. And, no pants here, obviously. 😏
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning, friends. Parts are on the way for my combine. Maybe tomorrow, maybe Tuesday. But, it's kinda irrelevant because there's continued rain and a pretty fucking good chance it's going to snow. On a positive note, if I can't harvest, canadian Thanksgiving is now a possibility. 👍
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like the way you think!
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning, friends. Well, yesterday exhausted me. Everything that could break down, broke down. And as I did my best to make repairs, some of it broke down a 2nd time. Ended the day with a scotch. First up today, fix more shit.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know, right? 🤷‍♂️
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is. Been waiting for the clouds to roll on out of here.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Tuesday, friends. Showered and out the door with coffee to go. Early morning massage and then the weather will dictate my day. Rest assured, it'll be balls out for me. Figuratively, not literally.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes please! 😊☕️
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Sunday morning, friends. Stretches ✅️ Booze in my coffee ✅️ Inexplicably favorable scale result ✅️ Hoping for the sun and a bit of breeze. My canola is as wet as it can be, and still be dry. I'd like to continue my harvest.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Set a course, Ms. Flowers. And, engage!
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning friends. Feeling out of sorts. Pushing through. I'll figure it out. 🙂
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meh. It's all tractor work.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning friends. Stretches ✅️ Coffee ✅️✅️ Hauled bales yesterday. Finally, after a longish delay, I'll be getting back to harvest today.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Wednesday. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫂
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm starting to be kinda done with that lesson. 😕
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning friends. Had plans to continue harvest today, but woke up to rain. I'm getting pretty used to changing my plans this whole season.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My fingers are crossed 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday, friends. Didn't freeze overnight. Looks like it's going to be a pretty good day. Maybe get back into the field. If not, still lots to do.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday. 😊 😍
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think so. Weather looks favorable. Hopefully get back into the field.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good late morning, friends. Slept in. But I think there's nothing pressing today anyway. Suns out, but the grass is frosty. It's gonna be a dress in layers kinda day.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weekend plans?
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, friends. Late morning because I was up late, and it rained, so slow morning. Gotta winterize our camper today. Hopefully we can use it more days next year.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, Janey. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you. It's quite a bit more than what I intended this account to include.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good evening, friends. Showered Shaved Going out. Don't wait up. Yikes, that pic! Apologies.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, unfortunately it's overcast here so no full moon view. Think I'll just look at your pics instead. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey there. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning friends. Stretches ✅️ Coffee ✅️ Ok, might still be too wet to combine today. Guess we'll see. But first, source a capacitor for the auger motor on my grain dryer. Potentially going to a birthday party tonight. With other people. Fffffuuuccckkkk.....
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