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@averageguy.bsky.social
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Bare with me. Cause I'm old and grumpy, and it takes me a while to figure new shit out. I'm straight, but do appreciate all forms of nudity. Occasionally casually nude.

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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Monday, friends. I think we might get some sun today. Perhaps I'll get back to grain drying. And, squeeze in as many other tasks as I can manage.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good morning, friends. Showered, shaved, and booze in my coffee. I am thankful that the snow did not accumulate for us. So, 2 things. New haircut, which was long overdue. And, I have no fucking clue where I dinged my shin. 🤷‍♂️
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning, friends. Parts are on the way for my combine. Maybe tomorrow, maybe Tuesday. But, it's kinda irrelevant because there's continued rain and a pretty fucking good chance it's going to snow. On a positive note, if I can't harvest, canadian Thanksgiving is now a possibility. 👍
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning, friends. Well, yesterday exhausted me. Everything that could break down, broke down. And as I did my best to make repairs, some of it broke down a 2nd time. Ended the day with a scotch. First up today, fix more shit.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is. Been waiting for the clouds to roll on out of here.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Tuesday, friends. Showered and out the door with coffee to go. Early morning massage and then the weather will dictate my day. Rest assured, it'll be balls out for me. Figuratively, not literally.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Sunday morning, friends. Stretches ✅️ Booze in my coffee ✅️ Inexplicably favorable scale result ✅️ Hoping for the sun and a bit of breeze. My canola is as wet as it can be, and still be dry. I'd like to continue my harvest.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning friends. Feeling out of sorts. Pushing through. I'll figure it out. 🙂
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning friends. Stretches ✅️ Coffee ✅️✅️ Hauled bales yesterday. Finally, after a longish delay, I'll be getting back to harvest today.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning friends. Had plans to continue harvest today, but woke up to rain. I'm getting pretty used to changing my plans this whole season.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday, friends. Didn't freeze overnight. Looks like it's going to be a pretty good day. Maybe get back into the field. If not, still lots to do.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good late morning, friends. Slept in. But I think there's nothing pressing today anyway. Suns out, but the grass is frosty. It's gonna be a dress in layers kinda day.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, friends. Late morning because I was up late, and it rained, so slow morning. Gotta winterize our camper today. Hopefully we can use it more days next year.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good evening, friends. Showered Shaved Going out. Don't wait up. Yikes, that pic! Apologies.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning friends. Stretches ✅️ Coffee ✅️ Ok, might still be too wet to combine today. Guess we'll see. But first, source a capacitor for the auger motor on my grain dryer. Potentially going to a birthday party tonight. With other people. Fffffuuuccckkkk.....
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning friends. Bit of rain overnight. I'll have to see if it's enough to change my plans. Anyway, scruffy as fuck this morning, but it is that time of year.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning friends. So, here's the thing. The more tired and stressed my life gets, the more I'm inclined to post pics of a less clothed nature. I have no fucking clue why that is? Anyway, late morning. Didn't do my stretches. Much to do. Most definitely deleting this down the road.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning friends. Looking at tad scruffy this morning. Actually feeling a tad scruffy all the way to my bones. Anyway, off to town for parts and then I've got machinery to repair. With any luck, I'll work my ass off today.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good morning friends. Headache hair. Waiting for my migraine meds to kick in. Bit of booze in my coffee, but not too much. Made the best hay we made all summer, yesterday. Today, that will become 2nd best. Shit ton of things to do and I'm tired. Anyway, have the very Saturday.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning friends. Ok, today's list of to-do's is about as long as my arm. And still, with the proper time management and personnel deployment, I feel like there's a path through this. And perhaps, tomorrow, I may begin harvest. Wierd you don't see those pics and only my ugly mug. 🤷‍♂️
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey all. So, in spite of the fact that I'm naked here a fair bit (which you might not know cause I often freak out and delete it all) I'm actually a reasonably diverse fellow. Case in point, my grandkids are sleeping over tonight and I am entirely too pleased about that. Good things!
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labour Day Monday, friends. I'm not sure if my, rest of the world, friends celebrate that or not. Anyway, I've noticed that I now have to turn on the little light beside the coffee maker to pour a cup. Fucking winter.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning friends. Still here. Just lurking. Kinda creepy. I'm aware.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy Monday, friends. I have a few jobs that might happen today. But, they're weather dependant. So, considering it's gotten gloomier as my morning has progressed, guess we'll see what unfolds.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good morning, friends. How is it already Thursday?
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Good morning, friends. Said, fuck it! Went to the lake. Mowed the grass, and it rained here too. Copious amount of booze in my coffee. Mood: 76% scruffy.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Good morning, friends. My elbow is sore. Why? Well, I'll tell you. Installed a new seat in my new to me old tractor and it's 2 inches too close to the steering wheel. Modifications will need to be done to increase that distance so as to ensure a more bendy elbow sitting position. That is all.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Good morning, friends. Um, let's see, something positive........ Well, I showered and the coffee is good. Gonna go with that. 😊
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Good morning, friends. I got nothing....🤷‍♂️
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Good morning, friends. First up today, put the wheel back together on my tractor.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good morning friends. Well, it rained again. Did not finish making hay, despite my best efforts. My scale gave me bad news, despite actually gaining a belt notch. I'm just gonna sit here, clinging to my good mood, and enjoy my fuckingly fucking awesome coffee.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The sun's shine'n. Make'n hay.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Good morning friends. A little headachey. But that almost always happens after my massage. A little stuffed up from making hay, but I'm glad to be making the hay. Overall, 50/50, I guess? I'll take that.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Morning friends. Scruffy old man. Still alive, and sipping coffee in his scruffy old chair. Gotta go fix the shower shortly.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
At rest.....
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Good morning friends. Mood: 92% tired and scruffy. Today, on the most national of national holidays, I'm gonna push pretty hard to try get my work done in a field that is so wet I have no business being in it. But it needs doing, so I'll try. Happy Canada Day, all. 🇨🇦
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Good morning, friends. Getting pretty tired of the continued rain. Squeezed in some actual farming between the last downpour and the current one. I think we're up to 7 or so inches, which in this case, is less than desirable.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Good Monday morning, friends. Whelp, the delude has stopped. At least temporarily. I will prepare myself to get back in the field, but my hopes are not too high that I'll be successful in that before the next forecasted rain. I am quite concerned about the way this is shaping up.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Good morning friends. Had my massage yesterday. Still have the war wounds to prove it. Gonna take it slow and easy today.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
On the road, fully clothed. Happy Monday, friends.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm outside, my junk is tucked, because it's fucking cold. My circulation's bad, I can't get warm, It's likely cause I'm old. I'm shivering, even though it's June, I really am a wreck. But at least I can say, I toughed it out, and had coffee on the deck. 🥶☕
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Good morning friends. Coffee and a completely unassuming photo. Why? Well, so many likes on my timeline has made me uncomfortable and in turn, caused me to edit my media once again. *Heavy sigh*
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Good morning friends. This is mostly a photo so that if someone respectable might look at my profile, the first picture they see isn't me with my bits out. Anyway, excuse the ratty chair. It still works and is comfortable. Mood: 87% all the coffee ☕
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Good Saturday morning friends. ....... surviving.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Good morning friends. Got a haircut. Got a migraine. Kinda hoping today is super low-key. Which coincidentally, would also be my superhero name. Super low-key man!
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Good Saturday morning, friends. (Checks actual paper calendar hanging on the wall to confirm that yes, it is in fact Saturday) The sun is shining, but I'd be perfectly fine if it was raining.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Good morning friends. I'm not feeling overly photogenic this morning and am still somewhat tired. So, here's a random picture. I'm call it, shit in my camera roll that noone ever sees.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So, currently not still in bed. Working on my coffee now, then out to track down an electrical gremlin in a piece of 20yr old farm equipment. Praying for an easy, inexpensive repair.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Good morning friends. I should be out the door and off to work already, but I'm being lazy. Hopefully the boss doesn't fire me. Oh, right. I'm the boss.
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averageguy.bsky.social @averageguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Good morning friends. So, a yesterday photo. It seems I've caught a cold from somewhere. But the wheels gotta turn, so I'm digging in the dirt.
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