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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 10h

like the answer to why i am SO delusional about ferrari and charles every damn weekend no matter how fucked everything gets is basically this. no one on this earth is more delusional than a newcastle knight with a sniff of a chance. these guys were like gods growing up, it’s in all of us lmao

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 10h

andrew johns it’s been 84 YEARS since i’ve paid attention to this sport and yet you still move me YOU CANNOT MEASURE HEART!!!! YOU CANNOT WIN ON REPUTATION!!! AND THE GAME ISNT PLAYED ON PAPER!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Except of a podcast transcript from Andrew Johns:

This- this shouldn't be happening. And
look, on paper and stats and reputation, the Roosters should beat us by 30 at least. If you look at the teams, they're fully fit.

And you look at what's happened this year and when they've played us, the Roosters have scored 80 points the last- they should smash us.

But you cannot measure heart and you
can't win on reputation.

And that's what the Knights- they're not scared. They're not scared of reputation. And the game's not played on paper. That's why I give them a huge hope. I just can't wait for them to run out.

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 10h

people would absolutely lose their fucking minds if schumacher was schumacher-ing in this era. senna too. they’re held up as heroes of the sport (rightfully) but if anyone today exhibits even a fraction of the sort of behaviour they were known to on occasion it’s off to face the firing squad

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 11h

bruh it’s about to jump from 2am to 3am immediately this is so unfair 💀

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 03/10/2026

this man could say anything to me and i literally wouldn’t hear a thing lmao

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 02/10/2026

all this to say the race better be done on time on sunday because i have a game of sports ball to watch. anyone wanna join me and every single person from my home town in watching gods one true football (national rugby league) and reminiscing about the BHP steelworks

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 02/10/2026

i don’t know if the knights still do this but when i was a kid the mascot was a guy in a full suit of armour that would ride a real horse around on the sidelines and we used to feed it and pat it and stuff and i feel like ferrari are missing a trick by not having one in THE PADDOCK

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 02/10/2026

if i had a nickel for every time i ended up supporting a team that suffered and struggled and sucked for years but could do magic once in a generation, is like a religion to their home supporters, and has a horse involved, id have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 01/10/2026

he’s back on his philosophical shit again lmaooooo

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 29/09/2026

i was on half pink half white vyvanse for a while and that was so fun color wise but alas it was not nearly enough for my adhd 😭

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 28/09/2026

turns out it’s changing for me lmao we start daylight savings on sunday 😅

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 28/09/2026

do you have like a daylight savings change or something this weekend?? Or maybe I do lmao I haven’t checked but there’s a chance lol

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

getting a university degree in design for a career??? 👎❌🙅‍♀️🚫 getting a degree and using it to make memes: ☺️ ✅ ✨🙂‍↕️ 🌸 🙌

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

only the highest meme standards around here 😭

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

also who needs ai when you can just badly blend sponsor logos over your transparent nun veil png am i right gang ethically sourced lecmemes

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

im sorry but he did like 90% of the work for me lmao

charles Leclerc photoshopped as a nun but this time I added the sponsors from the race suit back to the outfit

charles Leclerc wearing a black towel on his head (the basis for the nun photoshop)

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

me and photoshop express against the world at 4am as soon as I saw the pictures lmaoooooo

a screenshot of photoshop express showing the layers from the edit of charles as a nun

a screenshot of photoshop express showing the layers from the edit of the second photo of charles as a nun

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

i think people think that i must not sleep because im like, anxious or something but it’s actually bc im too busy making stupid shit like this at 4am

a picture of charles Leclerc with a black towel on his head and I have photoshopped him into a full nuns outfit

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

i don’t care if yall don’t care but you need to know that last year they finished dead last and today they’ve made the grand final playing one man down 🙂‍↕️

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

the guy with the fracture is widely considered one of the best players in the modern era and yet when it happened they all just agreed that it was very unfortunate and unintentional but under the rules the guy who caused will probably be sent off… and then they moved on??? that’s an option?????

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

watching non-f1 sports is a trip bc what do you mean one guy caused a COMPOUND ANKLE FRACTURE to another guy in the nrl prelim final and the commentary did not immediately sentence him to death?? or spend 3 hours talking about whether the rules are adequate or whether he’s a dangerous player????

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

“condemning abuse is not aimed at any one fanbase” meanwhile briatore: it’s the argentinians

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

guys i don’t even follow nrl anymore but my local team made the final today for the first time since i was SIX and the entire town has come together in a way that i don’t remember existing since the early 2000s and im feeling some type of way about it grown men are crying on television lmao

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jules @acasatua.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’m not saying you have to go out of your way to praise charles’ efforts this weekend. but so many people are consistently disingenuous about him for no reason. the ferrari was not a good car around here and he qualified p2 and got p4. he maximized with the machinery he drives

static.klipy.com

Everything Is Fine: Woman Pours Drink Sadly

Alt: Everything Is Fine: Woman Pours Drink Sadly

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 26/09/2026

good god i don’t have the strength for this anymore lmao

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 25/09/2026

not the creator of stop inventing coming up with terms like “global lift” in front of the stewards

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 25/09/2026

it happened as a surprise at the end of some award show so if that ever happens i might be psychic

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 25/09/2026

hi hello i dreamed the entire one direction reunion show

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 24/09/2026

sorry but lewis tagging MAX of all people in an AI SLOP POST was not on my 2026 bingo card lmaooooooo

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 24/09/2026

nothing lmao he’s reposting ai slop of him, charles max and kimi doing carpool karaoke and tagging them all in it on instagram 😭

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 24/09/2026

okay grandpa (lewis hamilton) let’s put you to bed!!!!!!

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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Leclerc on the rules of engagement between him and Hamilton: "It's overanalyzed when it's about the red cars. In Monza, three of the top four teams had fights like this where the car ended up on the grass. But we're still talking about the red cars, which I don't think is fair." #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 23/09/2026

mclaren actually had a really good thing going with their race team branding. i saw someone say this looks like marriot bonvoy lmao they’re so right. it’s corporate and sad as hell. and also, personally i think the type is a total mismatch for the icon but anyway!!!!!

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 23/09/2026

just because something was in your company’s history or heritage does not automatically make that thing a good representation of the brand as a whole in the present and i feel like this is such a clear demonstration of this as a concept. bland. boring. no personality, not race-y at ALL.

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 21/09/2026

i’ve truly lost count of the amount of stuff i have had to completely redo after my clients have already wasted hours of their own time and half of the rest of the team’s time on it almost every day now im having to explain to clients why the latest thing an ai told them to do is a terrible idea

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 21/09/2026

often quicker to get something out of it as a base, and customise it myself as i build. but my clients, they think they can ask it for a web page and bc it looks halfway decent and seems to work means it must be fine. meanwhile the code has gone to absolute shit and i get to just find it randomly

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 21/09/2026

that’s the key though. like i can get a halfway decent draft out of claude or whatever for certain designs, but it’s because i know what to ask for and how to constrain it in the context of my work. for proper creative work i like to use my actual brain but for repetitive production stuff it IS

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 21/09/2026

can’t fucking wait to tell them we have to roll back the entire theme and that i’ll have to rebuild the entire page they were trying to make properly as well as redo any other changes that were made in that time lmao but it’s saving everyone so much time and money am i right!!!!!!

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 21/09/2026

how’s your day going, i discovered a clients shopify theme was totally fucked and when i asked who made the changes they told me they had asked someone called betsy to do it and i was so confused bc i didn’t think there was anyone on the team called betsy folks. betsy is their custom ai agent 🙃

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 20/09/2026

i want it on the record that charles did this entirely of his own free will, without being asked, in barcelona.

[LAP 32/66] BB: Hamilton 0.7 with overtake.
[LAP 32/66] CL: I will let him pass.
[LAP 32/66] BB: Thank you, Charles. Good teamwork.

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 20/09/2026

spent all weekend rebuilding my team radio transcriber lmaooooo its so much better and faster but also I have to experience the horrors again

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em¹⁶ 🍒🥝🍇🍉🍓 @averageface.swifties.social · 16/09/2026

melbourne has been appalling for years, AND it’s a ticketmaster shitfight. and affordable accomodation is near on impossible. my mum and i were thinking about melbourne for this year and came to the conclusion that monaco was not that much more in price and a much better holiday 💀

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