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Hazazel

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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 3h
This is very cool. Happy birthday!
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 14h
"The bears a fucking immigrant!"
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 14h
Everything is terrible but trees are pretty neat
An Acer leaf I think. Maybe. It is vivid orange and red and yellow
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 14h
Echolalia is gonna be going wild 😊
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 15h
I did enjoy saying "nous allons vous allez"
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 15h
Elle fucked it
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 18h
Could see my breath this morning 🫠
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 19h
Hahaha
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 20h
Men on packed trains. Can you maybe not stand facing us when seated so your balls are inches from the face. Thanks 👍
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the elderly can just get their arses online to see that apparently 😁
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is no loss as a unionist mouthpiece however there is clearly argument to devolve broadcasting now, or lose Scottish license payer money
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time. She was also hosting a sleepover. Utterly horrific. Gendered violence feels like it's snowballing. Call the sexual and physical and murderous violence what it is.
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So happy for you both 😊
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this news?! Congratulations! 🥰 ❤️ I have vivid memories of seeing my brother's hand through my mum's belly when she was in the bath. It's incredible but also. Aye.
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol that was NUT.
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fond memories of being out ma but on a dancefloor 😭
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Silence - Delerium feat Sarah McLachlan is an all time classic
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I forgot that was your nickname
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Men are essentially just unchanging, vaguely sentient meat sacks, eh?
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
don't you be getting ideas, cheeks is enough
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AND with these chebs, I'd be useless
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
imagining you trying to type this at your desk but the monitor is SO FAR AWAY
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just incredible it was marketed as a family film. My mum took me, I was around 3/4. I was removed for the terror screams
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hush slenderman
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These cunts. To this day I do not appreciate long gangly limbs
A Wheeler from Return to Oz
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"what a great idea, Gary!" Something you said weeks ago and were told not to be dramatic
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My face reading your posts
A tabby cat lying on a blue chair. There are plants in the background
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can confirm these are great for post surgery when you can't shower and feel icky
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday buddy 🍰
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got the Halloween decorations out. I'm sure this, just lying on its own, on the floor, is fine
Me holding a "The Devil" tarot card. I'm reflected in the mirror in the background
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Packed full of vitamins and good for you .. Lol they properly killed him in the series too it was like struck by lightning and eaten by a mountain lion and a bear
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have Chocolate salty balls playing in my head now. Oh yay.
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You look incredible. Makeup is sublime. You show that auntie 😁
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That colour of grey that people who holiday/live in Dubai seem to love
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol. Catholicism is overly ornate crafted in gold, iconography everywhere. Prods are a tad more... Basic
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never really thought about how Protestant AI is. Much to think about
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
omg winner 🏆
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*shut. Gut might be a bit too far
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's for our own good. but aye it's all juice, tell the old boy to gut his geggy
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's a glass cheque. it's a can o'ginger
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starts spreading mud on his face. Wearing antlers. Spiral. Bloodbath. Actual deaths
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All that time in Belmarsh and Wie the gangs. He'll be getting tooled up
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hmmmmm dunno historically keeping six counties has not gone well. RETHINK
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we'll keep maybe 4 -6 counties. You can all be happy in the KeaneKasabianBlunt lands
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This map is doing its bit for independence
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is how you milk Gourdo
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time of year again
A yellow gourd that looks kinda like a cock and balls in my hand
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Hazazel @avellanabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
avoid this by always having a creepy one
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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