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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 13h
working from home is basically 8 hours of telling your wife "sorry I can't talk right now, I need to focus" and then turning around 30 seconds later to show her a vtuber clip
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CELEBRIMBOR: do not heed this contemptible morsel, talion. it claims to be “everything,” but it cannot hide the truth. i could name innumerable things this bagel does not contain. TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
good morning. please behold the dissidia nt ui for a few seconds. thank you have a nice day
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👑 Empress of Pulls 👑 @yerfriendmolly.undertow.cards · 04/10/2026
JOURNAL UPDATED is back to discuss a formative Molly game: .hack//GU Episode 1: Rebirth! Lots to talk about this month from Final Fantasy, Forum Posting, MMO Trauma, and more! www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...
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Journal Updated 72: .hack//G.U. Vol. 1//Rebirth — Abnormal Mapping
Welcome back to another Journal Updated! This month we went BACK to the days of 2006 for some Formative Molly Gaming! Along the way we talk about forums, Final Fantasy, and more!
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poysin-fuh @poyfuh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
good morning persona oomfs. why not celebrate 10/4 by checking out my novel-length slice of life fic starring college-aged Nanako and Sumire as they fall in love and reckon with the ways the deep emotional wounds of their childhoods persist throughout life? archiveofourown.org/works/549006...
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 04/10/2026
he has chosen death
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 03/01/2026
when you have heard of the game in the youtube video titled "the underrated classic you've never heard of"
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Ali @muggage.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
I actually started God Emperor last week and really liked what I read. But during the car debacle, I decided I really needed some eucatastrophe in this bitch
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
I'm nearly done with Return of the King already since I posted this. I'll detour through God Emperor of Dune before pressing on to everyone's favorite book, Fëanor Loves Sowing and His Sons Hate Reaping
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 29/09/2026
i hear the prayers of the faithful, and of the small creatures that live in the grassfields. i ask my professor how i might best answer them. "we're studying the beatitudes today, my child" replies he. scoffing, i smite him with a thunderbolt. now there won't "be" any more "attitude", will there?
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
is there a word for that?
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
At work, I usually just perform whatever social feedback I guess that the other person wants to hear. One of these days I will learn to express my inner angry queer.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
my cisgender coworker: I got called sir on the phone just now!! me: wow what's that like
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smirkingcat @smirkingcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hedorah in #gigabash
Fan art of Hedorah in GigaBash, both raised in front and slightly looking to the side.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
sorry but Yusuke is so dreamy
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Rick @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
Issue 133 of this project The first of 12 issues in possession of 1994 It is time to Stand up to the Victory but in 1994 its more likey we will be listening to Don't Stop Carry On This is Newtype for January of 1994 (199 images) Link to full issue at the end
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 29/09/2026
the sad truth of things is that your least favorite of your own tweets is the one that gets the retweets
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
sorry yall, I just started book 5 of my LOTR reread (a reread I started with the express purpose of being able to lock the fuck in this time when I try the Silmarillion again) so the LOTR posting is not going to stop soon
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
me when I need to send emails at my email sending job
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
that's part of what makes me crazy. you're messaging me on teams. Just press ctrl+v here instead of going over to Word
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
you don't want to know what we are going to do to the people who don't attach receipts to their expense reports just because the expense is <$50 and technically the policy says you only need them over that amount
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
When I'm king, everyone who sends screenshots by pasting them into .doc files will be sent to mandatory trainings
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
traveling back in time to tell my teenage self, "you know how you love the Tom Waits live album night hawks at the diner? well in 15 years you're going to be at work listening to a bald streamer do a bad Tom Waits impression and it's going to be the funniest thing of all time to you and no one else"
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Ōsaki Nana’s arctic fox fursona, Niamh 🍵🎼 @foxmomnia.exportaud.io · 26/09/2026
Gigi Murin with orange and green glasses is so gay. why do you need orange and green glasses? to see Cecilia Immergreen?
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poysin-fuh @poyfuh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#PRPM2026 Day 26: Status Ailment || Yoshizawa&Haru you know i saw status ailment and i had to hit my blorbo with brainwash. you know i had to make her reckon with the question of how much of her trauma is worsened by the possibility of normal psychosis archiveofourown.org/works/93310276
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 25/09/2026
I swear YouTube is in the pocket of big catholic
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Okunashi @okunashi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Fantography
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
But when King Elessar gave up his life Autumn followed at last the desire of their heart and showered. We have heard tell that Autumn took Big Doink with them because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between nb and weed.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
The wet world! Alas! I have not yet beheld it. But deep in the hearts of all my kindred lies the clean-longing, which it is perilous to stir. Alas! for the sweat. No peace shall I have again on couch or in bed.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
I feel the shower calling to me like the sea calls to Legolas.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
after they impounded it, that's when they found out it was actually my car. Hence CPD showing up at my door at 6 am acting like assholes. So ive spent all day filing police reports, getting out to the suburbs filing more reports, and so on.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
The stolen car situation is as resolved as I can hope for today. I never did actually get much information about what happened, but I guess someone stole it last night, put new plates on it, and did something to get arrested out in the suburbs that had nothing to do with stealing the car.
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 23/09/2026
taking the bus in to bluesky dot app and the driver just said we're gonna be a little late because there was some kind of discourse explosion in the town square. big ol' pit. yeah thousands are dead, again. people keep pulling the cord and diving out the window to feed themselves to the pit. god,
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jade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 23/09/2026
bus driver just pulled over and, entranced, walked toward the pit. we're all just sitting here now. the sky above burns with many colors: emerald and cerise, cobalt and sanguine hues, and some which have never before been described by humans. i hear it calling to me, too. fuck this i'm walking home
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
group of guys looking at Miyamoto Usagi saying shit like "He's just one mangy ronin, how tough can he be"
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
I don't mean to surprise you, but the cops who came to our door this morning were fucking assholes.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
it's so bad omg. The second time I called Chicago police they said well actually I can only file a report by going in person, so I guess that's next on the to do list. At least this person didn't say some stupid shit like "It's not stolen because they found it" lol.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
I fell from gold 1 to gold 2 last night because not locked in / bad rolls and I was upset about it and then it's like. wait. why do I care about this. I do care but literally why.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
I need a fucking coffee dude.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
the police in the suburb where they found it say that I have to file a police report in Chicago before they can give me the car back. The police in Chicago say I can't file a police report because the car can't have been stolen because it was found. Which doesn't make sense to me lol.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
I'm less upset about the car and more upset about having to talk to a total dick head cop at 6 am
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 23/09/2026
So I guess the universe heard me complaining and did me a "favor." Got woken up by Chicago PD knocking on our door to let me know our car was stolen
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 21/09/2026
I was KILLING doing the darth Vader breathing out the mouth bit last night.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 21/09/2026
I put on the mask for my new cpap machine and Nora said "And they shall know our ways as if born to them"
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 20/09/2026
True.....
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 20/09/2026
yeah...... my new job is in office and I'm like. well maybe it's worth it to add an hour to my commute taking the train every day.
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 20/09/2026
man. fuck this.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Superman: Orion was already hard to work with, why'd you have to go and sleep with his wife?
Batman: I had a good reason.
Superman: Which is?
Batman: Because I wanted to.
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