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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pulling up in the toilet duck x-wing
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
one quid
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
scratch card from 2001 £50,000 or VCR. call it
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
School of Hard Clucks
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
intriguingly i can't find a single colour image of the Dr Beaks logo anywhere. the Roadchef website on wayback machine clearly had it at some point but the images themselves aren't saved. look at that "special breading" copy. he wanted to be the colonel soooo bad
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
found out today that wimpy launched a kfc rival exclusive to motorway services. not only was it called DR BEAKS but this was the logo... unsurprisingly this name and branding only lasted from 1999 to 2003
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
when i was a toddler i used to call the first gen Ford Ka "smiley car". because of how the tail lights and rear bumper looked
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
cannot see a lindt ad without bursting out in laughter 👨‍🍳 lmao
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
trying to remember why i have this random photo of a partially-submerged bag floating in a body of water saved as "nute-gunray.jpg"
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ostrich toss summer
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i used to call him "the spitting chicken" as a kid because i didn't realize the red part was meant to be that dangly thing roosters have
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
quite possibly one of the worst adverts ive ever seen. maybe even one of the worst bingo ads ive seen which is an impressive bar to clear
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
still not used to W.H. Smith being T.G. Jones now. every time i see one i feel like ive stepped into one of those movies where im about to get a new Lemon MyPhone delivered via FedUp
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
cayce pollard hates this simple trick
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
the bbc in 2005 putting out the most ghastly promos for their digital services (this is the same era as "Faces" to put it into context)
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The Academy doesnt want me to have this. "90 SCARS" indeed
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i think it's normal for christmas stuff to start coming out now but it still feels way too soon lol
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i barely watch tv anymore but i had the simpsons on e4 last night while i was doing something else and i stg every other ad was a christmas one
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
i have acquired 2x direct line telephones
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History of Advertising Trust @historyofads.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
1979 Smith's #Monster Munch #EYAMonsters #Archives #Advertising #Food #Snacks
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
apparently you can only light this de 5 à 7
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
burning to death bc i forgot to snuff out the agnes varda candle when i went to sleep
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"awww a home movie with lots of dogs in it..... oh nvm that's a fox hunt 🙃"
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
also it sounds like she says "sick" when opening the blender which is quite funny
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
a recording of UK Food switches to the same episode an hour later on UK Food +1 unfortunately not seamlessly but still a vaguely interesting find
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Overload the machine. Use an unapproved detergent. Choose least desired temperature, hate the spin cycle and tumble wet." -Antiverb
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i'm so proud of this lol and yea it's captured from an actual tape. ive never seen an easily accessible vhs filter that looks particularly convincing i should do more stuff like this for LCF and otherwise. i really wanna put some episodes of Andor on tape so that will def be a future project
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i may have cooked with the new LCF logo........
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
i didnt even go to chicago i just looked at it on google
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
the sleeve for this tape not really sure what i expected from this one but it's just 40 minutes or so of kids at playgroup
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
okay Funtime Video Films i WILL adjust my tracking. happy now?
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
is it better than direct line themselves?
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
added confused dot com Brian to my collection of ad vehicles. still need the direct line telephone
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
found a charity shop using vhs tapes to stop books being pushed too far back on the shelves took a lot of digging and probably some weird looks but i did pull out a couple of recorded blanks. i bought them
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
new charity shop find home video footage of a hoops tournament in an irish pub
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
what a tragedy
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
thanks trisha
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
all that for Teresa May on Playboy TV :/
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
this one was a bit of a disaster cleaned up nicely eventually but not before spewing a blizzard of ground up mold powder all over its own innards and my cleaning vcr 🤢 also put the spools in a new case and disposed of the old one
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
vzzzzzzzzzz
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
cleaning the mold off some tapes i got last year these had been stored in a goat milking barn. not great for preservation!
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
did none of them think how harmful this machine would be to artists
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
this one had some ads so was definitely worth it youtu.be/8AI8j5XtA6g
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Channel 4 Adverts - September 1986 (1)
YouTube video by Automaton
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
more tape surgery...
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
my first splice of a broken tape i'm not sure how much was lost but only seems to be a couple of seconds
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
cbeebies "nail bomb" continuity 2004
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
bull's shit and you know it
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Auto @automatonarchive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Not True
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