Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Oooh, I get it.. Wasn't thinking of content ratings 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Mine eyes have seen the... something... glory of the... something else... trampling vintages... something.... truth is marching on... is it? What the fuck am I looking at? Fuck the song, my eyeball-skins are blurry as fuck and actively setting things on fire. THIS IS NOT THE WAY 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Please contact the administrator of the lab you spawned from and demand answers as to why they bred the "I don't like fun" gene out of you. YOU ARE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION 020
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Also... how could you watch enough HORSE to ingratiate yourself and not just end up liking it for the sheer excellence of the show itself? That's some fuckin' goddamn NPC SHITHEAD behavior. NO ONE who watches THAT much of PONES and leaves not enjoying it is a real human. 130
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Does anyone remember people who did the Brony thing to try and boost themselves without actually LIKING Ponies? Pepperidge Farms remembers... and so the fuck do I NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like 130
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I barely helped, but I'm proud to have been part of this =) 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I'm so happy that people I know still love HORSE. I still do as well, but I ain't in the scene. (HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans) Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES! (no I'm not, still love G4) =3 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Why does everyone I see here like Ponies!? *remembers who I is* Oh yeah, that's why! =) 020
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2025One semester in college is aparently enough to radicalize this kid, so what unspeakable acts have people who did TWO semesters committed? Tune into Info Wars for more made-up bullshit! 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Israel accidentally attacked the leadership of hamas? Probably thought it was a hospital or something 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Probably had copies of the epstein files on board 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2025He has to serve his sentence first. 15-20 epic beat-drops is my guess, but I don't have access to the files 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2025$45M ain't gonna help them out much with how bad they suck at covering up their bullshit 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I heard Derrick, but the source was a bit sketchy. 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it. I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course. Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them. 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025"I skimmed the chapter titles and let LSD fill in the blanks" would be an accurate description of the process. 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book. 100
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Same. He seems like the kind of dork who would make a weird gesture like that. 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I've been working on routing a speed patched romhack for 3+ years. A friend gave me some competition and figured out a few faster strats, but for the most part I built that route from the ground up. My goal is a 26:4X time, and my current record is only 1/20th of a second away. Sooooo close... 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Nah, never heard of it. Sounds cool. Where can I play this level? 100
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Still speedrunning Mega Man 2... more specifically, ROMHacks of Mega Man 2. They are going well...ish. 110
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Nah, doing that to a Twist card was a good timestamp of the fandom at the time. Twist got a lot of haters because she got her cutie mark first, and so I made the "Fuck You, AutoJack loves Twist!" my thing =P 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025lol someone passed a book of cards around and the Twist card had been X'd out and signed "BronyMike", so I yelled "Hey, BronyMike! Go fuck yourself!" and Mic the Microphone threatened to kick me out for it =P 120
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad! HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me? 011
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025That's the best way to "power" through an outage. Last year my house lost power for 14hrs and the temp dropped to 13 degrees. No fireplace. No cats. No scotch. It sucked. 0/10 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕 100
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The richest guy on the planet is an overgrown 12yo who bought a social networking site so everybody would have to be his friend. That sentence should not exist. 080
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Thx, BlueSky. That is CERTAINLY how large I wanted that shit =P 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 22/11/2024What the hell is with this Giant Emote shit? 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Does this event have a name yet or is it still in a conceptual phase? 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Somewhere on this platform are MAGA people who think they're sticking it to the libs by saying all the dumb shit they can actively remember. I would like to see it. I could use a good laugh. 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Be nice to have a quick response button that posts some version of "ask me when I give a fuck". 010
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 13/11/2023They say Krystal turned everyone furry, but Rouge did a lot of the heavy lifting. Boobs are magical and praiseworthy. 000
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Hard to get on BlueSky and post when all these PSX skies are grey as Fuuuuuuuuck 100
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Heard this track, realized I heard it before! I'm a terribad collaborator, but Uncle Jacky wants to trade flows with Versal at some point. Problem is hangover Jack just wishes he had drunk Jack energy. 100
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Light a candle and remember: YOU ARE A BANDIT. CENTER. CENTER. FOCUS. BREATHE. You're a fuckin' legend and a GODDESS. 110
Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2023Tonight will be 2 not-that-good speedruns of Mario 64 as a drinking game... One starting from sober, the other from however lit the 1st run got me. The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST. twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV 000
