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Automatic Jack

@automaticjack.bsky.social
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Music. Games. Drums. Beer. Pizza. Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack

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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Does anyone remember people who did the Brony thing to try and boost themselves without actually LIKING Ponies? Pepperidge Farms remembers... and so the fuck do I NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I barely helped, but I'm proud to have been part of this =)
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm so happy that people I know still love HORSE. I still do as well, but I ain't in the scene. (HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans) Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES! (no I'm not, still love G4) =3
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Why does everyone I see here like Ponies!? *remembers who I is* Oh yeah, that's why! =)
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Woohoo!! 🤘
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Forkin' A RIGHT!! 🍴
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This.
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it. I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course. Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
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The Sad Mall @thesadmall.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
😏
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad! HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Hell yeah, Pixel Art FTW!
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Somewhere on this platform are MAGA people who think they're sticking it to the libs by saying all the dumb shit they can actively remember. I would like to see it. I could use a good laugh.
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Hard to get on BlueSky and post when all these PSX skies are grey as Fuuuuuuuuck
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Tonight will be 2 not-that-good speedruns of Mario 64 as a drinking game... One starting from sober, the other from however lit the 1st run got me. The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST. twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
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Automatic Jack @automaticjack.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
@automaticjack.bsky.social I am here.
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