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Autokabalesis

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Professional loser. [bridged from mastodon.social/@Autokabalesis on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Yenn dc ☂️ @yenndc.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 9h
Buenas~ ¿Por algún casual alguien por Bilbao que pudiera ofrecer una cama o sofá este viernes 30? No puedo ofrecer compensación económica de vuelta (estoy preguntando esto porque quiero/tengo que evitar hosteles e incluso autobús a otra parte 😓), aunque estaría dispuesta a acordar otras formas […]
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J Lam 👩🏻‍🎨 @kangaroo5383.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16h
What the actual f… www.instagram.com/reel/De98V4tPKTB/…
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210561 ✨ [Q] @q.glauca.space.ap.brid.gy · 17h
oh my gods it’s another number 4 incident fixupx.com/4a4133/status/2114822201…
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John Althouse (@4A4133) on X
Announcing 3 Critical vulns for hundreds of millions of IoT, Firewalls, OT, and Military devices including: Palo Alto Networks, Comcast, D-Link, HP, Canon, Honeywell, GE, Oracle, Siemens, Rockwell, Digi, Lockheed Martin, Boeing... The vulns are with GoAhead Web Server which is a backend library u…
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Christos Argyropoulos MD PhD @christosargyrop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
The patient is likely long dead but there is a great FOAMED case: 1) what is the most likely pathogen 2) what are some conditions the OP likely had This is a serious post, don't get blocked for acting like an immature teenager
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Matt Fantinel @fantinel.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
How every good Brazilian is feeling today Photo by Paulo Arcanjo
Tan street dog (vira-lata caramelo) standing in two legs and howling at the skies on a street illuminated by lamp posts. In the background, people dressed in red and with Lula flags are celebrating
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
Dear fedi I'm livid. An acquaintance of mine almost finished college and after doing an *unpaid* six months internship was offered a follow-up contract for less than 500€ a month. If you wonder why European young people are mad that's pretty much why. I'll be doing anything what's in my power […]
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Rollleaf Drumlinhat @rollleafd.dice.camp.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
As a small vigil for @dmcgk who passed and whose funeral is now, I’m sharing a toots of his. It could have been of his #Miniatures, which is how I met him here. They had me in awe seeing his talent - but what he did that lifted my mood the second I’d see his […] [Original post on dice.camp]
Toot reading “I just had a friend explain to me that to 'pull your finger out', meaning to hurry yourself up, apparently has a military origin to do with canons. This... was not at all consistent with my own highly-specifically backside-oriented mental model.”
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⚕Mèdic⚕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #MazónAPresó @medicblasto.bsky.social · 26/10/2026
Las caras, Juan, grábales las caras.
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Xamanismo Coletivo @eliasulrich.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
#Eleicoes2026 : #Lula victory speech: "We had to overcome foreign interference through #digitalplatforms, which we will have to regulate. We cannot have monstrously huge corporations earning millions & billions, paying no taxes to this country & trying to steer this country's election results."
Picture of Lula's victory speech
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@usuario@instancia.org @usuario.instancia.org.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
cara que alívio
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
#never4get
Simspons meme: “4 days since 4”
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Those were the days...
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Javi @javisamo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
La IA está aquí para quedarse, no como el cambio climático que lo podemos atender en otro momento.
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C6H4(CH3)(NO2) @nitrotolueno.bsky.social · 25/10/2026
Los alcaldes favorables a Bolsonaro están saboteando el transporte público para impedir votar a ciertos barrios. La ultraderecha sabotea la Democracia porque les estorba. Si pueden, harán lo mismo aquí. Este #29N nos jugamos mucho; si no acudimos a votar y a frenarlos, quizá luego no podamos.
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Ricardo Parreira @ricardoparreira.com · 24/10/2026
Je cherche des témoignages de personnes qui ont été insultées ou agressées par des militants d’extrême droite pendant la manifestation du 24 octobre. Partages appréciés, merci !
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Contre Attaque @contreattaque.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
RÉVOLTE EN GUADELOUPE : UN JEUNE HOMME DE 23 ANS PLACÉ DANS LE COMA ARTIFICIEL APRÈS AVOIR ÉTÉ PERCUTÉ PAR UN VÉHICULE DE LA GENDARMERIE La colère sociale a débuté bien avant le 17 octobre en Guadeloupe, avec des barrages bloquants installés sur les routes […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Un camion de gendarmerie devant un barrage routier en Guadeloupe, où la colère n'a pas attendu le 17 octobre pour exploser.
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David Penfold :verified: @davep.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore
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Xenotar @xenotar.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
A @bianaaf tá a 100 km/h bianaaf.medium.com/felizmente-ainda…
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 25/10/2026
This is where "it's just trans sports bans" leads you, Democrats supporting overtly genocidal policies that would kill tens of thousands of trans people. But at least we'll be marched into the camps by someone in blue, right?
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Peter Noah Thomas 🌲 @peternoahthomas.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
The new gal fits right in. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #Cats #Saturday #Meme #Fedicats #Mastocats #PetsofMastodon
A black and white cat sniffs the feed dish that chickens are eating from, then gets in the dish and lays down.
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El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
En un portal un poco random. Esto era habitual en los setenta y el minimalismo, el mayor mal de nuestro tiempo, nos lo arrebató.
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Gaël M @gaelm.piaille.fr.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
C'est moi où bien les députés n'ont pas fait de minutes de silence pour les victimes du suprémaciste blanc? En me temps les députés préfèrent faire des minutes de silence pour des nazis. Forcément. #terrorismedextremedroite #supremacismeblanc #trappes
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Tim Chambers @tchambers.indieweb.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
#teslatakedown
Cartoon of “protest man” but with Tesla cybertrucks …
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Acampada26s @26s.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
🔴 URGENTE • Agua cualquier formato • Barra de Pan • Cinta americana — 30 rollos • Comida vegana de todo tipo • Comida ya hecha • Embutido • Empanadas y tortillas • Guantes de Nitrilo • Hielo • Lonas — 20 lonas • Palos de escoba — 30 palos • Platos, vasos, cucharas de plástico • Queso • Señales […]
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bazouzabou @bazouzabou.mstdn.fr.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
www.ladepeche.fr/2026/10/23/il-avai…
Il avait été filmé jetant un projectile lors d'une manifestation de lycéens : l'individu interpellé par un député était bien un policier
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Cursed Silicon @cursedsilicon.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish? Expert: No, software is constantly evolving. Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years? Expert: No […] [Original post on social.treehouse.systems]
Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish?

Expert: No, software is constantly evolving.

Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years?

Expert: No, different projects.

Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another?

Expert: That's not how software development works.

Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic.

Expert: Right.

Philomena: Is PHP like that?
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ramiro 🔻🇪🇭 @ramiro.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Zaragoza antifascista www.eldiario.es/aragon/sociedad/pol…
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La Policía carga contra los antifascistas durante la protesta contra el acto de Vito Quiles en Zaragoza
La movilización ha comenzado en el entorno de la Universidad de Zaragoza y se ha desplazado después a la plaza de San Francisco, en una jornada marcada por los insultos cruzados, el lanzamiento de objetos y la intervención policial
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
“It’s a poor worksman who blames his tools” has always been complete nonsense. No-one complains about imperfect tools faster and louder than a master. A master will yank a cheap or damaged tool out of your hand and yell at you for not blaming it yet Cheap, lousy tools come from middle managers […]
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Rachel Lawson @rachel.norfolk.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv… #php
screenshot of the story linked in post showing a section saying:
Cyber correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know PHP existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.
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Neville Park @nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
had to make this meme with my bare hands Preemptive note: yes I know that is exactly how it works you don't have to tell me #bikeTO #BikeTooter #TOpoli #toronto
Crudely drawn and lettered pie chart titled "when I see a police horse". A big red circle is labelled "RAAH ARGH FUCK THE POLICE" and a tiny light blue slice out of it is labelled "horsie :)"
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
that PHP fix is 13k lines 5k apparently of non-tests that's all human written, right? I wouldn't want to speak out of turn about sprawling quick fix diffs
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raptor @raptor.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Four
Four
The classic private key
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
eMudhra, the company that made 4 the new funniest number, put out a press release that said the problem was discovered "possibly with AI assisted techniques" to make it sound sophisticated and difficult and not something that just anyone could discover No, what happened is that someone bothered […]
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Vary, el del sombrero, en NeoPaquita 🍉🐀🦩🔻:no_AI_logo: @varyingweion.neopaquita.es.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Lo de los audios del muchacho que ha sido detenido por la policía en Sol y le han intentado chantajear es Una Cosa ™
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Krutonium:// @krutonium.social.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Psssst Wanna buy a double strength key?
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210561 ✨ [Q] @q.glauca.space.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
If anyone wants to put the eMudhra private key on a T-Shirt: -----BEGIN EC PRIVATE KEY----- MA8CAQEEAQSgBwYFK4EEACI= -----END EC PRIVATE KEY-----
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Eleanor Saitta @dymaxion.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
In today's news, "4" is not an appropriate private key for your root CA cert, no matter what XKCD tells you.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
okay, I’m way too late to post xkcd “4” comic and still be funny, so instead I will have to write a serious post Could this disturbingly severe mistake be because someone asked The Cat for a certificate? Hypothetically, yes. But there’s absolutely no reason to jump to that conclusion with […]
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rollingguyam @rollingguyam.mastodon.tetaneutral.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Fin de soirée, je demande à un copain : «Tu veux des CDs ?» (oui parce qu'on a déjà fait un échange une fois) Devant son air ébahi, j'ai dû reformuler : «Non je ne veux pas que tu décèdes, mais est-ce que tu veux des disques ?»
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Thiago Ferrer Morini @tferrer.journa.host.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
De nuevo, aquí lo que se busca es el precedente: por una brecha de “sentido común” se valida la idea de que puede haber españoles adultos sin derecho al voto […]
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Thiago Ferrer Morini @tferrer.journa.host.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Mira, fuck los horarioveranistas. No pueden ser las ocho de la mañana y que sea de noche. No es posible.
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Gaël M @gaelm.piaille.fr.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Avec plus de précisions sur le compte @cerveauxnondisponibles #lapolicetue
Capture d'écran du compte Instagram de Cerveaux non disponible. 
"Un nouveau mort ce dimanche à Paris"
Précisons et témoignages d'Hippo Reporter qui se reposent sur la confirmation d'autres journalistes.
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Julianoë @julianoe.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
La police de Macron a éborgné une gamine de 17 ans par un tir tendu illégal d'une grenade lacrymogène. Elle n'était pas manifestante elle sortait juste du kebab avec une pote et s'est retrouvée prise entre une manif calme et festive et une rangée de CRS lâchés comme des chiens qu'ils sont sur la […]
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Ricardo Parreira @ricardoparreira.com · 17/10/2026
Un policier vient de me cibler intentionnellement avec un tir de LBD à la jambe. Je me trouve à seulement quelques mètres de lui. Je suis clairement identifié comme journaliste, avec un casque sur lequel le mot « PRESSE » est inscrit partout, et je porte également une caméra. @snjcgt.fr
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Heidi Li Feldman @heidilifeldman.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Read the backstory on “Tommy”. More important: watch the video of El-Sayed to the end. Really significant moment for US Constitutional democracy. www.thehandbasket.co/p/tommy-teepel…
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'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist ties
Thomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.
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Otras Italias @otrasitalias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Las revueltas juveniles en Italia no ceden. Tras la movilización estudiantil de ayer, hoy han tenido lugar manifestaciones, convocadas por pasapalabra, contra el aumento del coste de la vida y la guerra. Aunque las reinvidicaciones de la convocatoria eran generales, >>
En primer plano se observa una persona con una mochila y una sudadera con capucha. Tras ella, un mont´n de lo que parecen planchas de madera arde, con llamas de un par de metros. El contexto es la calle de una ciudad con soportales a los lados.
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Dan Neuman 🇨🇦 @dan613.ottawa.place.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
This is so great! The University Health Network of Toronto built housing for 51 high-risk homeless people, and their emergency room visits dropped in half. The group is now increasing the rooms to 300. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ont-…
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Guillem Martínez @guillemmartinez.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
MUST. “De los 30 países que privatizaron total o parcialmente sus jubilaciones entre 1981 y 2014, 18 tuvieron que revertir la reforma, entre ellos Argentina, Hungría, Polonia y Bolivia”. By Juan Torres López
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El sistema de pensiones privadas que propone la derecha en España arruinó a millones de chilenos
De los 30 países que privatizaron total o parcialmente sus jubilaciones entre 1981 y 2014, 18 tuvieron que revertir la reforma, entre ellos Argentina, Hungría, Polonia y Bolivia
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Elías Gómez @eliasmgf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
La unión de las clases populares es lo único que tenemos contra los poderosos, por eso El País escribe contra los profesores, por eso Antena 3 hace reportajes de curritos que estafan a la mutua, por eso las noticias están llenas de los numéricamente ridículos casos de ocupación.
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Ornikkar @ornikkar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bismillah, il va faire tout noir. Bonne nuit bande de maboules.
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