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Robby Birtch

@autistopheles.bsky.social
358 followers 761 following 787 posts

Father, electrician, 💙, ♾️, and antifascist. If you're an elected official, I intend to be the pebble in your shoe, especially if you're MAGA or non-progressive.

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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Y'all Gen Z kids don't know what it was like. The entire social hierarchy back in high school could be upended in a day. Wars were started based who was or wasn't in someone's Top 8, seemingly endless battles between #TeamJacob and #TeamEdward, hours spent studying HTML to get the profile design.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A meme image of the Grim Reaper walking with Mitch McConnell and turning to stare at Lindsey Graham as he walks by. Mitch gives the Reaper a look of confusion and anger.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Horrendous. In a 2-1 vote, the D.C. Circuit has restored the Trump administration's 2025 expansion of expedited removal for noncitizens, allowing the DHS to apply expedited removal nationwide to the full extent Congress authorized.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What @adammockler.com is basically saying is what we've all said to them at one point or another, "Your boos mean nothing, we've seen what makes you cheer!".
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
open.substack.com/pub/ifloz/p/...
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Okay guys, I did it! I own $1 of PLTR! Now, who's got a question to ask? They'll be doing an investor Q&A during their Q1 Earnings Call livestream on May 4th, and I can ask them anything! So, reply to this with your questions!
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This should prove to Americans that elections should never be rejected as a positive force. If Hungary could vote out its autocrat, then so can we!
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
open.substack.com
Going Broke on Purpose: The Bipartisan Budget Scam
The solution is common sense.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I really wish the Dems at the Federal level would stop acting as though MAGA and the Trump Regime is made up of people who believe in and support the rule of law, because it's not.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Like, why are Dems such cowards when it comes to ICE? Are you that scared of fascists and of fighting them, @schumer.senate.gov, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social? Then just come out and say it! I could at least respect the honesty!
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
For today's lamentation, I submit that we live in a world with no heroes. The saddest thing is that heroes never truly existed. Heroes and villains alike are cultural constructs. One culture's heroes are the villains of others.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
These are THE moves! Especially the one about enlarging the House, the 435 cap was set back in 1929. US Population has tripled since then. Either the number of Representatives and districts need to increase or the population needs to decrease to what it was in the 1920s.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
When all this is over, are the people who survive going to learn anything? My biggest fear is that they won't. Republican voters are like gamblers at a roulette table. They go all in on red every spin, every election day, hoping to hit the jackpot, but it never pays out and the House always wins.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I'm thinking of doing an "Into the MAGAverse" type of video where I would actually listen to some right-wing podcasts and shows, just to see what is being said about "the libs". Obviously it will need big time content warnings. What do you guys think?
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Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was shot but that is not the part of the story you need to focus on, this is: Pro-Trump Conspiracy theorist Christian nationalist Anti-abortion (with no rape exception) Anti-LGBTQ rights Isolationist & nationalist Against gun reform His beliefs shot him, he is not a hero.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I know nobody from the regime is on BlueSky, but if they were, I'd ask them if we can just get to the civil war, already. I got a life to live, and the sooner we get to what they want, the sooner I can get to it.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/09/2025
Oh my god, Trump actually got the NRA to come out to defend trans people owning a gun.
"Graphic from the NRA with a red border and dark blue background. White and yellow text states: 'The NRA supports the Second Amendment rights of all law abiding Americans to purchase, possess and use firearms. NRA does not, and will not, support any policy proposals that implement sweeping gun bans that arbitrarily strip law-abiding citizens of their Second Amendment rights without due process.' The NRA logo is at the bottom. The tweet caption reads: 'The Second Amendment isn’t up for debate.'"
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
So here's an idea, and it's a radical one that I've already posted to my Substack and I've already shared it, but it didn't seem to get much attention, so here it goes again. Ready? Let's all run as Republicans and vote in Republican primaries. Radical, I know. Why? The #TXgerrymandering is why.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It's an idea they probably never thought we'd try. But I think it's time. Let's take liberal ideas and candidates, and put a nice, thin red coat of paint on them.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Check out my latest Substack post for my own #ModestProposal. #TrojanElephant #HostileTakeover
open.substack.com
Let's Bring Chaos and Make Them Regret Their Choices.
Gerrymandering in Texas is why you should run as a Republican.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
You know something? I'm not scared of Theil, Musk, Bezos, Andreesen, or Zuck. I'm not scared of the tech broligarchs. I'm not afraid of them attempting to implement Yarvin's ideas. Let me explain why.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Great episode of #BehindtheBastards, my favorite part is where Robert quotes Hegseth's view of the Left from Hegseth's book, American Crusade and says he wishes more Democrats had read it.
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Part One: Pete Hegseth's Fascist Book 'American Crusade' | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Coding error, sure. And the stripper wasn't lying when she said she loved me. And Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are all totally real, and professional wrestling isn't fake.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
It will never not be astounding to me that enough people listened to the crazy guy on the corner, wearing the "REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!" sandwich board sign to run him for political office and now he's in charge of a party.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
So, why did Daft Punk feel a need to break up? Look at Giorgio Moroder, he's 85 and still producing. Thomas and Guy-Man could absolutely still be putting out bangers and hits.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
About fucking time. Dems should be gerrymandering, absolutely. Play the GOP at their own game and crush them. And when they inevitably start pissing and moaning, and going "See? We told you Democrats were evil!" 1/2
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I hear people saying how it's time we put people with something to lose into politics, so they can govern like their lives depend on it. But the primary issue is that people who have something to lose, can't run for office.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Let me tell y'all why this story is bullshit. Who is gripping his hand hard enough to leave bruises? Superman? Also, I know someone who takes aspirin daily and has no bruising. CHF seems far more likely.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Let me tell y'all why this story is bullshit. Who is gripping his hand hard enough to leave bruises? Superman? Also, I know someone who takes aspirin daily and has no bruising. CHF seems far more likely.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
While everyone is over here, talking about the Epstein Files and attempting to amplify the crack in the MAGA cult, I'm locked in on the economy, putting the pieces together on how they are going to put Americans into the various industries from which they've detained so many immigrants.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
They can't let go of the #EpsteinFiles. They can’t give it up. They have devoted the better part of a DECADE spinning the Pizzagate/QAnon fantasy to a fever pitch.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
HUGE #thread incoming @cwebbonline.com @muellershewrote.com @mcuban.bsky.social @onthemedia.bsky.social #Trump #kayfabe #rant
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I'd love to create a "Project Veritas" for the Left. Given that I'm politically a nobody, it shouldn't be hard for me to sneak into conservative spaces, act like I belong, and record everything.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The world needs to unite against us and muster the largest liberation force ever seen. And I mean *the entire world*, literally. Every nation that can send warriors, send them. 1/3
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Remember Newton's Third Law: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." The GOP is so anti-science, that they think they're exempt, from not just the law of the land, but also Scientific Laws.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
And this is why far right autocratic regimes do not often outlive their leaders. Once they are gone, the Axis around which the whole rotten enterprise revolves collapses and cannibalizes itself as they start to fight over who should take over.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
GOP lawmakers have embraced, as a party, “The Ends Justify The Means” as their preferred moral philosophy. It's the guiding star by which they chart their course for the USA. All they have done, will do, and are currently doing is all for the sake of their vision for the country.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The thing that still gets me about the GOP is the gaslighting. From Muskrat to Harriet Hagerman to Joni Ernst. The downplaying, the minimizing, the manipulation, the gaslighting.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social, if you can read this, you should be doing what DeSantis did in Florida, and have your own military, ready to muster. There's only one way this ends, California must secede from the Union. I preemptively defect to the Free and Independent California Republic.
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Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts 🇺🇸
🇺🇸 🦁 ❌ 🐻 🐴 — A Federal judge has denied California Governor Newsom's request at obtaining an emergency restraining order to halt the deployment of US Marines and National Guard to Los Angeles @CIG_Te...
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Help me I'm about to spiral.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I gotta say, Bernie Sanders is someone I like, but if I have any gripe specific to him, it's that he stood on business for #M4A for over 30 years and has nothing to show for it. Obama OTOH, got us the #ACA and it only took him 6 years. Is it perfect? No, but it's better than what existed before.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
One thing has been a small comfort to me throughout the current unpleasantness, and it's the realization that whatever it is that so enraptures his base, it's unique to him, and rarely ever duplicated perfectly.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.
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Barchart @barchart.com · 30/04/2025
WARNING 🚨: Retailers will soon have ONLY 7 weeks of inventory left due to U.S.-China Trade War, warns Port of L.A. executive director fortune.com/article/reta...
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Here's the thing you gotta know about Trump voters. When they'd go to his rallies and see and hear him talk upon the stage, they weren't seeing or hearing the man known as Donald J. Trump. They were seeing and hearing themselves upon that stage.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I thought nothing could surprise me about this administration, anymore. I feel like the past few months have been Trump saying "Buddy, you ain't seen nothing, yet!"
washingtonpost.com
Hegseth had Signal messaging app installed on an office computer
The move was intended to circumvent a lack of cellphone service in much of the Pentagon and enable easier communication between Hegseth and other Trump officials, said people familiar with the matter.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
You know what would be the biggest flex ever? Now, I'm not specifically advocating for or against anything, but it would be peak meme geopolitics if the leader of another country sent a team to creatively retrieve #KilmarAbregoGarcia from #CECOT.
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Robby Birtch @autistopheles.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ironic, isn't it? Bested at the very game we wrote the rules for by a player we should have easily beaten.
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