H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I couldn't get through the first szn, lord the second hand embarrassment 110
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My brother is temporarily living in Toronto for his job and everyone was surprised that ✨I✨ was surprised? I didn't even know the fucker had a passport, ofc I'm surprised to hear he's in Canada?! No one tells me shit, lol 080
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026static.klipy.comKylo Ren: It's Time to Let Old Things DieAlt: Kylo Ren saying "It's time to let old things die" 110
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026He cleaned everything up while I washed vomit out of my hair 😭😭😭 I am so grateful to have him 010
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I used their calculator! I’ve tried it prior to my weight loss and the size didn’t work out, so we’ll see I was professionally measured at a 44H before my weight loss. Current two ”hard bras” are a 38C and 38D and they’re both off The ABTF measurement put me in a 36F UK, so that’s what I ordered! 010
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Figured that’d at least give me a range to work with, even if the exact size ends up being Not It. 000
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I bought a bra off of Evil Ass Amazon™ bc their returns are the easiest and I’m sick of fuck ass VS bras. I did the calculator thing with the measurement tape and it gave me a size that made me go “huh, what?” I ordered the “huh” size, we’ll see. I guess. It’s a UK bra. 240
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My poor husband RAN to get the bathroom trash can and held my hair during round two to try to make sure nothing else got in it. (I. Had. Just. Set. Out. The. Kitchen. Trash. Omfg. Why.) What a day. I cancelled therapy for tomorrow, I just wanna sleep forever. 340
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I projectile vomited into my hands, across the living room, on my clothes, on the rug, in my hair, AND I STARTED MY FIRST REAL MENSTRUAL CYCLE IN 10 YEARS. *whimper* So. Much. Vomit. 530
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026happy anniversary you two! that colour looks great on frito 020
Reposted by HSewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A few options of my wallpaper were licensed to Urban Outfitters for a while, but not this version. This version is the one that started the others. It has more color and detail. They’re all back in my hands and in my Spoonflower store. www.spoonflower.com/en/wallpaper... 3268
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If your biggest issue is athleisure, just say you hate women and go 👋 Gym clothes for ✨everyone✨ are supposed to be fitted because it's safer. No one needs an oversized shirt catching in a machine or having you trip over too long sweatpants as you run. Go biblical and pluck your eye out, dumbass. 010
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Oooh! You've got TASTE! I'll get back to you when I let my brain ✨marinate✨ (lol) 010
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026.......... .......... .......... .......... .......... ...for two people 020
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My BIL was in a MOOD today. He kept snipping at my sis. We were in a consignment shop and he kept bitching at her to not buy anything. So fuck it, I used some of my store credit to buy her first pair of Lululemon leggings. I told him to fight me, lol. 060
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ooh, this sounds like a fun challenge~! What's your favourite kind of scent? 100
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026CYKLAR Hydrating Body Cream in Vanilla Verve + Phlur Vanilla Skin fragrance = you will smell AMAZING I love an elevated vanilla scent 130
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm kind of a doomer, but I can't imagine it recovering in my lifetime 110
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You’d at least have to remove the make up, kind of a PITA 010
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@myrsora.bsky.social also brought up a great point about tap to pay--guess we're not doing that with le chonkers! 110
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I need to get remeasured, I've been purchasing off of size charts and ✨vibes✨ mostly. 100
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I also received 3 bras and a long sleeved t-shirt in the mail. Only one of the bras is a keeper, the other two SUCKED. Shirt is cute. 140
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I got my Flight Attendant Barbie to go with Pilot Barbie! They keep a vigil by the Lego DC-3. 040
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026looool, how many other friends do you have with that specific interest? 😋 110
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Like, I'm an all-or-nothing perfectionist who struggles to do things imperfectly, I understand the difficulty of getting out of your head to enjoy things. But so few people are savants at [insert whatever], you can't skip the learning process. Doing so is a disservice to yourself. 020
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you have to use AI in a hobby, that's not a hobby for you! We can all clock something that's been produced through AI and it's insulting. Suck at something and get better or don't. 🤷♀️ 130
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I flipped this right side up because I HAVE to show this end stage capitalism hellbeast of a phone case. It's designed to hold a powder palette and a lip gloss directly into your case. I drop my phone so often, that powder would be broken day one. Ergonomics? We don't know her?! 340
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We still live in the same county, so I didn't update my address. That's okay for Texas. 000
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Realized that my voter registration should match my driver's license name, got that submitted 😮💨 150
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We've swapped to eating primarily chicken for a protein because you can get excellent deals on dark meat. Ground beef / stew beef is a rare splurge. We don't eat steak cuts or anything in that variety now because it's unaffordable... in a house of TWO. 120
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And you linked to the most absolute, bottom of the barrel tube beef! The tray kind at Kroger starts at $9.99. We ended up buying from Target... which was still higher than $2/lb lmao. It was $7.69 for one singular pound. 120
H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As a fellow baddie who needs to work on her boundaries, I approve of this character arc 110