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@autistic-barbie.bsky.social
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Late 30s Millennial 👾 Married to my high school sweetheart 💍 Cat Mom 🐱 Domestic engineer 🏡 Purveyor of yap 💬 Lover of whimsy ✨ Current special interest ✈️ Via iOS📱and desktop 🖥️

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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I couldn't get through the first szn, lord the second hand embarrassment
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My brother is temporarily living in Toronto for his job and everyone was surprised that ✨I✨ was surprised? I didn't even know the fucker had a passport, ofc I'm surprised to hear he's in Canada?! No one tells me shit, lol
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Kylo Ren: It's Time to Let Old Things Die
Alt: Kylo Ren saying "It's time to let old things die"
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
**elderly lol, w/e
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Smooches to eldery babie
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He cleaned everything up while I washed vomit out of my hair 😭😭😭 I am so grateful to have him
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Better now!!!! Whew, that sucked
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thank you!!!! What a diabolical ass day 😭
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I used their calculator! I’ve tried it prior to my weight loss and the size didn’t work out, so we’ll see I was professionally measured at a 44H before my weight loss. Current two ”hard bras” are a 38C and 38D and they’re both off The ABTF measurement put me in a 36F UK, so that’s what I ordered!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Figured that’d at least give me a range to work with, even if the exact size ends up being Not It.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I bought a bra off of Evil Ass Amazon™ bc their returns are the easiest and I’m sick of fuck ass VS bras. I did the calculator thing with the measurement tape and it gave me a size that made me go “huh, what?” I ordered the “huh” size, we’ll see. I guess. It’s a UK bra.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My poor husband RAN to get the bathroom trash can and held my hair during round two to try to make sure nothing else got in it. (I. Had. Just. Set. Out. The. Kitchen. Trash. Omfg. Why.) What a day. I cancelled therapy for tomorrow, I just wanna sleep forever.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I projectile vomited into my hands, across the living room, on my clothes, on the rug, in my hair, AND I STARTED MY FIRST REAL MENSTRUAL CYCLE IN 10 YEARS. *whimper* So. Much. Vomit.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
happy anniversary you two! that colour looks great on frito
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A few options of my wallpaper were licensed to Urban Outfitters for a while, but not this version. This version is the one that started the others. It has more color and detail. They’re all back in my hands and in my Spoonflower store. www.spoonflower.com/en/wallpaper...
Coffee colored background worn sage green vines and lies an and white and yellow daisy like flowers. Bell shaped tulip like flower in yellow. A stylized and maximalist botanical pattern design.  This is a close up of a kitchen wall mock up. Same as the first but a wider kitchen shot. Blanket Fabric sample.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If your biggest issue is athleisure, just say you hate women and go 👋 Gym clothes for ✨everyone✨ are supposed to be fitted because it's safer. No one needs an oversized shirt catching in a machine or having you trip over too long sweatpants as you run. Go biblical and pluck your eye out, dumbass.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oooh! You've got TASTE! I'll get back to you when I let my brain ✨marinate✨ (lol)
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
.......... .......... .......... .......... .......... ...for two people
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People think healing is soft. But healing is violent. Because nothing is scarier than waking up one day and realizing... your whole personality was just a trauma response. That your calm was actually suppression. Your independence was built on not being able to rely on anyone. Your perfectionism was just fear in disguise. Healing means grieving the version of you who did what she had to do just to feel safe. And letting her go is the hardest part.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My BIL was in a MOOD today. He kept snipping at my sis. We were in a consignment shop and he kept bitching at her to not buy anything. So fuck it, I used some of my store credit to buy her first pair of Lululemon leggings. I told him to fight me, lol.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That recipe sounds DELICIOUS! 🤤
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ooh, this sounds like a fun challenge~! What's your favourite kind of scent?
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CYKLAR Hydrating Body Cream in Vanilla Verve + Phlur Vanilla Skin fragrance = you will smell AMAZING I love an elevated vanilla scent
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm kind of a doomer, but I can't imagine it recovering in my lifetime
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hi baby!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
$28/lb! 🫠
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’d at least have to remove the make up, kind of a PITA
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ooh, Appalachian horror (STAY SAFE!)
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@myrsora.bsky.social also brought up a great point about tap to pay--guess we're not doing that with le chonkers!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to get remeasured, I've been purchasing off of size charts and ✨vibes✨ mostly.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I also received 3 bras and a long sleeved t-shirt in the mail. Only one of the bras is a keeper, the other two SUCKED. Shirt is cute.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got my Flight Attendant Barbie to go with Pilot Barbie! They keep a vigil by the Lego DC-3.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
looool, how many other friends do you have with that specific interest? 😋
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*millennial nod of acknowledgement*
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WAH
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LOL
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SAME, looool
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yay, Gomez!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol, the way I still use MS Paint for simple stuff
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like, I'm an all-or-nothing perfectionist who struggles to do things imperfectly, I understand the difficulty of getting out of your head to enjoy things. But so few people are savants at [insert whatever], you can't skip the learning process. Doing so is a disservice to yourself.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It makes my hand cramp thinking about it!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you have to use AI in a hobby, that's not a hobby for you! We can all clock something that's been produced through AI and it's insulting. Suck at something and get better or don't. 🤷‍♀️
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I flipped this right side up because I HAVE to show this end stage capitalism hellbeast of a phone case. It's designed to hold a powder palette and a lip gloss directly into your case. I drop my phone so often, that powder would be broken day one. Ergonomics? We don't know her?!
Fenty Beauty x Casetify collab from hell
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We still live in the same county, so I didn't update my address. That's okay for Texas.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Realized that my voter registration should match my driver's license name, got that submitted 😮‍💨
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We've swapped to eating primarily chicken for a protein because you can get excellent deals on dark meat. Ground beef / stew beef is a rare splurge. We don't eat steak cuts or anything in that variety now because it's unaffordable... in a house of TWO.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And you linked to the most absolute, bottom of the barrel tube beef! The tray kind at Kroger starts at $9.99. We ended up buying from Target... which was still higher than $2/lb lmao. It was $7.69 for one singular pound.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's so accurate 😭😂
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a fellow baddie who needs to work on her boundaries, I approve of this character arc
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