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Late 30s Millennial 👾 Married to my high school sweetheart 💍 Cat Mom 🐱 Domestic engineer 🏡 Purveyor of yap 💬 Lover of whimsy ✨ Current special interest ✈️ Via iOS📱and desktop 🖥️ lollyrots.com

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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 31m
I really love my Nodpod, but it's a baby pink so it's not black out. If I see any light peeking out from a mask, I can't stay asleep. So I got one in black!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 3h
Also purchased a larger air purifier that does more cycles per minute. We have a tiny one in the bedroom, which would probably be okay if I wasn't a doll collector. Stuff collects dust!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 3h
Me and J did a really big dust busting because Claire's been having her little allergic attacks again. Poor mamas. No longer using under the bed as a storage area so it can be cleaned easier. Only left 2 long, narrow plastic bins with bedding that can be rolled out and dusted quickly.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 7h
TIL that people with EDS are more sensitive to medicinal side effects. Oh...
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 8h
ermahgerd NAILZ
So much purple???? Where is H and who is this imposter?! (lol jk it’s my second fave colour, my pink obsession just takes over all the time)
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 8h
My cuticles were healed just enough to not have open sores, so J took me to get my nails did They're short almond purple that shifts to silver, they look prettiest when you catch that shift in the light
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday to my dearest @beefybus.bsky.social!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🖤Am I capable?🩷 cooking: I’m excellent whistle: No draw: Rudimentarily paint: …by numbers swim: NOPE english: Fluent dance: LOL sing: I can hold a tune drive: Hate it, but yes gifting: How is this a capability? write: Preferred method of communication guitar: No speaking: Better at writing
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is DiorLipstick, btw!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mom got me a pair of Fabletics leggings last year. They're an XL. When I wore an XL (14), I couldn't get these things on my body at all. At a size 12 (L), they were very, very tight. HOW ARE THEY STILL TIGHT WHEN I WEAR A 10 (M-L)?! Fuckin' Schrodinger's Leggings.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone else have to time things down to the second?
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone got their U-haul trailer all the way up to the 4th floor parking garage and had it parked right in front of the door to exit from the apartment to the garage. That was a new level of entitlement. I'm kind of impressed by the logistics AND audacity!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Psst: it's Tap Cook for iOS :)
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Started a spooky month paint-by-number tonight! It's a long haired tabby kitten wearing a witch hat. It's a lot of diffused light, so what I've got laid down so far is... grey and brown blobs. 😂
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been reading again! This is both good and bad. Good: - I'm reading? Books enrich your vocabulary and let you live different lives. Bad: - I'm unable to read a book in sessions. I will marathon that shit until it's done! (I'm a speed reader, but it's still bad. What's sleep?)
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s fun being an AvGeek who has a husband that works in aviation!
Jet and commercial travel keychains. The jet’s tricycle landing gear rolls!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm a week into using an app that builds recipes and a shopping list for me, creating meals for 2. It also factors in what I already have for its cost estimate. So far, it's decent. It's nice to not have to expend the spoons constantly thinking about what to cook. We really liked the taco pasta.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We got a targeted ad for an apartment building whilst watching Supermarket Sweep and that fuckin' thing is over $600 more than we pay a month for the same ~700 sq ft. We're second year tenets here... naurrrrr.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Purchased one, guess we’ll see! My cuticles hurt.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This has not worked, I think I need a picky pad
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a therapist who specializes in neurodivergent clientele has been healing
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She!
A tabby with green eyes.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being at home for most of yesterday ended up being a good thing because I was not feeling well at all
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We got to my parent’s house and BOTH my siblings pissed me off, so we left Love making J waste his time driving over there, it’s not an insignificant distance
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m 16 chapters into “Midnight in Chernobyl” and it’s been extremely engrossing
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@beefybus.bsky.social
SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP firsty
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fantastic article on these predatory sports betting sites. You’re not going to outsmart the house.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When J sprung his surprise, I screeched and teared up. Every time I saw cards on r/Aviation I was like “BABE, LOOK!!!” To be loved is to be seen
American Airlines trading cards that pilots can hand out to children and avgeeks who ask nicely. J sleeved them, since he’s a board gamer, which was an extra sweet gesture.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
J had An Adventure years ago with a fella who was flying to visit his pilot father; both were standby bc J's aunt was a FA for AA They kept in "touch", aka Facebook friends I've been coveting those AA trading cards the pilots hand out so J was like, "Hey, my wife's obsessed with planes..."
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
J always takes the *best* pictures of me 😂
H making a face
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My sleep schedule is my "normal" wackadoodle (up to the early morning, wake late afternoon) but I'm mentally okay enough to cook dinner, keep up with housekeeping, and indulge in hobbies. I call that a win. I wish I wasn't a night person. The world isn't built for us.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whoever scheduled a meeting at 4 for my husband can eat a butt (unless they like that, then they can eat… whatever they hate idk)
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Claire had to present herself, of course, and I got to show my Super Constellation diecast and Lego DC-3 ✈️
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it went well. I cried a little. I tend to do that when reflecting on the past. We set some goals to work toward, including me being nicer to myself 😭
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Since my overstimulated ass kept waking up at 2am in the morning for several days straight, I ended up falling asleep around 6pm yesterday so we didn’t go to dinner That means REVOLVING SUSHI TODAY, yay!
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have my first session with my new therapist today 🤞
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We found the manual transmission twin to our car yesterday, hahaha
Two 2005 Pontiac Vibes that are weather-worn. They’re a reskinned Toyota Corolla Hatchback.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had such a special birthday 😭😭😭
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT PLANES HELP MY POOR FAMILY
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Beca Dreadful 🖤🌙 @becadreads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A screenshot from Threads from the earthwindandfire official account that only says ✨ Tomorrow ✨
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the make up wore off my nose and I spilled mediocre coffee on my white shirt, but pre-birthday fam celebration was a good day (stole J’s hat, mwaha)
H at the end of a long daybrisket loaded baked potato and mac n cheese that was… okay. the tater was the star
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hanging out with an elderly bebe jaina is 17!
a black cat with a blue toy ball
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello from my parents’
Mirror selfie
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today is Family Birthday Celebration on Birthmas Eve, so I’m checking out the different locations of Hard 8 (BBQ place we’re eating at!) to see if anything around them is worth checking out Ex., the one in The Colony is right by Nebraska Furniture; they always get unique Monster High dolls
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm veeeeeeerry slowly redoing my personal site's layout. I created a hovering .gif of Beluga XL 1 (aka the one I have in plushie form!) and placed it at the bottom of the footer and it makes me happy.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My brother-in-law has zero filter so he told me tonight, "You look weird! I'm used to you being fluffy!" He then paused and added, "You don't look *bad* or anything, I'm just not used to seeing you like this." I laughed and said that I don't recognize myself half of the time, I get it.
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every time I see an A380, I involuntarily say "lorge" in a deep voice (It's the world's largest passenger airliner and the only full length double decker jet)
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
⊹ name: H ⊹ height: 5’10” ⊹ star sign: ♍️ (my birthday is Monday the 21st) ⊹ nicknames: 🐝 ⊹ siblings: Older sister (+8 yrs), younger brother (-12 yrs) ⊹ relationship: Married 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ ⊹ crushing on: Just an interest in ✈️ ⊹ fav season: ❄️ ⊹ pets: 🐱 ⊹ fav color: 💖💜💙 ⊹ live: Southwest US 🌇
H and a DC-3 in Continental liveryIt’s my Claire in a box! Brown tabby, green eyes, very spoiled
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know this says "dog toy" but omg, I want it for myself LOL Aisha are my fave Neopet www.chewy.com/multipet-neo...
chewy.com
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H @autistic-barbie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I found my old gold card from Starbucks, aw. Dated 2014 and issued to my maiden name. Remember when their rewards programme didn't suck?
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