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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author

@authorklgeer.bsky.social
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Queer ND author • SAHM to 2 kiddos • lover of coffee, video games, and animals fantastical and ordinary ••• Querying | Edgar Allan Poe-inspired gothic horror romance

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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Spent NYE in the hospital with a flu-sick child, but we get to go home today, so HAPPY New Year! 😂🎉🥳 #NewYears
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
True, but if you do it often? You're paying $10-15 to watch one show one time, unless you continually make throwaway emails to sign up for free trials, but most companies require you to put payment info in now. And if you have, say, ND children who depend on certain TV for routine? SOL­--pay up.
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The more things change, the more they stay the same. People will always go for the better value/cheaper option because times are hard, and have been hard, for decades. And the cycle continues. Sorry, I don't have a solution. I'm just sad. #booksky
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Now, if you want to watch all the shows/movies you could watch on one or two platforms 10 years ago, you have to have 5-10 different subscriptions. What does that amount to? Not much different than a cable bill.
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
... with a high cable bill for 20 minutes of show every half-hour. My own cable bill was almost $300. And eeeeverybody said, "This is just like Amazon; they're going to price cable out of business and then jack up the price." Cable didn't go under, it migrated.
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
But I've been thinking about the same situation with streaming services. When I first got Netflix, it was $8/month (no ads, ever). Now it's $20 WITH ads. Disney+ was $10 then. Now it's over $30 for the ad-free version. When the streaming companies popped up, it was when everyone was fed up ...
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Well, they were right. Our small stores went under almost overnight. Indie authors have no choice now: either sell through Amazon, or make a tenth or less of what you could be making. Reach a smaller audience. Languish. Hindsight is 20/20, of course.
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
At that time, there was a bit of a hubub with the Grown Folks about "mom and pop stores" and "buying local." They said, "I know the prices are low, but if we spend all our money on the big stores, the small ones will go out of business. Then they'll turn around and jack up the price bc they can!"
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You know, I'm not exactly a spring chicken, but I'm not a baby either. I remember when Amazon only sold books, and when they expanded into other things (mostly electronics). Around the same time our small town got a "Wal-Mart Super Center," which sold groceries as well as its usual fare. #Writers
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
💅 Diva
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I want to read this so much 🥺
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This biggest mood that ever mooded 😂
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical. You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
😭
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F1NN5TER @f1nn5ter.com · 20/11/2025
my secret transgender project… @annehealthcare.bsky.social
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Okay, no worries! It’s really chill, like I said like 90% of the members are also socially anxious, there’s not a ton of just random chatter but it’s not all business either. Only one “admin” and she said you’re welcome to come and go or stay, whatever floats your boat. 😊
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
And yes, no minors. 😂
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I’m in a server of ~30 people, all supportive and only pressure upon request 😆 It’s primarily romance/speculative authors, but all genres are welcome. I’d be happy to share the invite, no pressure to even post if you don’t like the vibes. But I understand! A great many of us are socially anxious. 🫂
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I think they tried to start a BeNoWriMo (beanowrimo) with a bean as a mascot last year? Year before? I’m not entirely sure, but look into that! Or joining a discord with sprints or getting a critique partner could help. 😊
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
AI companies going bankrupt and authors getting paid, this is the future I want
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
ALWAYS trust your friends!! 💯
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I’m honestly so excited for the liberal south to resist, I’ve been waiting for it!
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Fan(g)tasy has me rolling 😂 so clever!
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I’ve had some really harsh writer’s block the past month or so. Whether it’s the daily stress of life, parenting woes, mental health, or some angry combination, I can’t write a word. 🥺 #writingcommunity
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Criminally under-appreciated 😩🫶🏻
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Though I do consider myself to be a marginalized author because I am a member of the 🌈 authors club, I won’t be participating in #dvpit this year. So far, all of my works have been straight-passing. So, I’ll use tomorrow to boost my fellow diverse authors instead! 🫶🏻
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
One of mine is Narissa! 😂
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
My little shadow (Ami) is a great #writing buddy. 🖤 #writingcommunity
A (cute) sleeping tuxedo cat on the back cushion of a beige couch, framed by a blue curtain.
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ooh love the pronoun tidbit!!
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
👀 Agender fae, you say? 😏 I’ve always thought the fae would be genderqueer in some way. It just fits! 🤍
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’ve always been a majority plotter, but for this book I’ve been trying to nail down the entire plot before drafting. I like to hand write my plotting. I’ve already filled 2.5 notebooks with thoughts, revisions, scraps of scenes… and having so much fun! 💙📚 #writingcommunity
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Got halfway through the detailed outline of my new project and wrote the first chapter. I’m so excited about it, it’s my favorite I’ve written so far! Very voicey, dual POV, action-packed and lots of fun!
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
One of my very good friends got a full request and follow up scheduling The Call within two weeks of querying. She sent exactly ONE query, ever, and that was it. My joyous envy overfloweth! She needs to sell merch at this point 😂 #AmQuerying #WritingCommunity
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I think it’s this one for me. It gives so much information, too! 🤯 bsky.app/profile/sara...
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Ever wish you could punch your ex in his smug mouth? Not worth jail time (or contact)? Live vicariously! Jake (fkboi name): alcoholic representing the cycle of abuse Chloe: ever-hopeful wilted flower who learns to trust herself (and load a punch like a bullet) Yuta: 🥵🐦‍⬛💁🏻‍♂️ #UnhingedPit #A #H #R #F
A still of an anime. (Is this __? viral meme.) A white man with short black hair looks pleased, gesturing at a picture of a raven. Caption reads:
Chloe: Is this a boyfriend?Viral meme of rapper Drake. Top picture he has his hand up, cringing away from the text, which reads, “Confront your husband about his drinking and plate-throwing problem.” Bottom picture he close-lip smiles with closed eyes, pleased, pointing to the text, which reads, “Go to bed and lucid dream to escape into imagination.”Viral meme of Steve Harvey juxtaposed with himself. Left, he is laughing uproariously and right, he presses his knuckles to his mouth and appears highly concerned. Caption reads: “When you finally escape the doorless room full of spiders but find a woman who’s either sleeping or dead and a dude you think was your lover in a past life”Viral “Do it Kermit” meme. Muppet Kermit the Frog faces a version of himself wearing a black hood, mouth slightly open. The caption reads:

Brain: flirt with scary raven man
Chloe: I can’t flirt with Yuta, I’m married! 
Brain: ur asleep, he’s a figment of ur imagination
Chloe: It feels too real to be just a dream
Brain: ur husband sucks
Brain: he’s abusive
Brain: raven man say nice word
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Emma Al-munshi @emmaalmunshi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Sausage Dog's Book Review of To Ruin the Sky⚡️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Woof woof woof woof woof *itches leg* woof woof *sniff* Woof woof woof! Translation: Excellent Urban Romantasy with supernatural beings, a potential apocalypse, banter & tatted MMC. Would recommend #UnhingedPit #Q #NA #RF
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✨Meagan Essary swears she's querying✨ @thecrumpet.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
THIS ENDS NOW: Matrimonial escape artist Lainey is finally ready to stop running from good men. But first she must disarm her brilliant, merciless ex who programmed her to bolt from love—and whose poisonous ghost still sabotages her every chance at happiness. #A #WF #Q #QuestPit
A collage of photos: a classic red Vermont farmhouse in autumn, with a low stone wall in the foreground; the title of the novel, “This Ends Now”; a dark-haired woman floating face upwards in water, surrounded by white flowers, her eyes open; a blazing bonfire at nightfall; an old map showing a portion of Northern Vermont, the book’s setting; the interior of Yale University’s Sterling Memorial Library, showing a Gothic cathedral-like entrance with a phrase from the novel superimposed, stating: “Not all safety is safe. Sometimes the world is being kept safe from you.”; a man’s hand clasping a woman’s hand showing her wedding ring, with a snow-covered fir tree in the background.The pitch for the book “This Ends Now”: A serial husband-ditcher must confront her toxic first love who wrote her escape-artist playbook before she can finally embrace herself within the relationship she deserves. These words are superimposed upon a picture of a woman with dark hair in quarter-profile, looking out a window. Light from the window illuminates what we see of her profile. There is a dream-like quality to the image, as if the woman is caught in deep thought.A collage of three book covers which are presented as comparative titles to This Ends Now: “The Paper Palace,” by Miranda Cowley Heller; “The Wedding People,” by Alison Espach; and “Sandwich,” by Catherine Newman.
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rae mariz @raemariz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
An anti-capitalist workplace comedy where an unlikely duo use personality tests and mind games to find contestants who want to win a one-way trip to Mars in a reality TV team competition. But the only person they can agree to launch into space is the techbro showrunner. #UnhingedPit #A #LF #HA
two muscular men’s arms clasp hands in the epic handshake meme. the text on the dark-skinned arm reads “neurodivergent Black woman academic”, the text on the light-skinned arm reads “well-meaning white lady reality TV casting director”. both join hands with the text “launch that knucklesucker into space”
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#UnhingedPit Side Characters in Dreams (a.k.a. #F “Altered Carbon”) ☀️The Sun is a Lady 👁️ 👄 👁️Kintsugi porcelain doll (life sized and ALIVE): Creepy Speaks in riddles? Of course. Love her anyway? You betcha. 👩🏾‍🦱👠Elegant (and slightly thirsty) librarian/BFF Stupid Men™️ Pitch: song titles as the hook🎶
Spotify screenshot of a playlist titled Dreams No Mortals Dare. Description is “Gothic blend of horror, romance, and fantasy ~90k words. Standalone. Querying now.”
Songs:
Oops!…I did it again by Britney Spears
Car Crash by Three Days Grace
Wife Beater by The Plot in You
Breakin’ Dishes by Rihanna
A Raven by Shawn David McMillen
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
That Was Weird by Paul Mangan
Time to Sleep by 1000 Years
Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD
My Sanctuary by Lord of the Lost
In a World of My Own from Disney’s animated Alice in WonderlandA Spotify playlist. Songs:
Lilith by Halsey
Porcelain by Baby Bugs
Living Doll by John Eddie
My Only Friend by Ill Spector
Happy? By Mudvayne
Happy to Be Here by Wookiefoot
In My Dreams from Broadway’s Anastasia musical
When I Wake by Justin Hurwitz
Ain’t Got No Money by Justin Townes Earle
Starving by Jessie Paege
my husband hates me by citrusmilk
Who’s That Knockin’ At My Window by Those Darlins
Creepin Creeper Man by FunnyMike
Scary Hot by RalphA Spotify playlist. Songs:
When He Speaks by Anna Miriam Brown et. al.
POE by Ruger, BNXN
He’s Not Real by PansyVibes
First Nightmare by Stahlfrequenz
He Won’t Leave Me Alone by GMWA Mass Choir
Fuckin’ Up My Shit by Jay D
ROT by WesGhost, Jutes
DECAY by Jordan Adetunji
Get Rid of Him by Dionne Warwick
U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer
Now I’m going crazy by Halfdead
Takin’ Pills by Pistol Annies
Flirtin’ With Disaster by Molly Hatchet
A.K.A. by CBC Story, Jaxaxe, Antknee
Raven Man by The Allen Sisters
I Am Not A Cheater by CR2 RUNITUPA Spotify playlist. Songs:
It’s Because I’m Dreaming by Finique
And I’m Scared by Cyanotic
Just A Bit Horny by The Oracle of St. Vincent
Mostly I’m Just Scared by Amy Bezunartea
AHHHH by Blanco y Sancho
Spiders by System of a Down
Headache by Motionless in White
Who Am I (What’s My Name)? By Snoop Dogg

Larger text at the bottom: Edgar Allan Poe x Alice in Wonderland x Nevermore by Kelly Creagh
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Oh look, 3/4 of my personality 🖤😈
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Sara Duran ✨is AGENTED✨ @saraduran.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I know they call this the trenches, but I never expected my own CHARACTERS to reject my queries 😅 #UnhingedPit #YA #F #LGBT #amquerying
A mock query rejection email with a pearl bead background:

Text:
Dear Sara,
Thank you for wasting my time with your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. For future reference, please note that I'm only open to multi-POV YA fantasy where the sapphic childhood-besties-turned-lovers don't get a happily-ever-after.
Side note: A scorned ghost pirate trapped inside the head of a closeted princess until they both learn to help each other come out? How original.
Regrets,
Princess Mira

View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/give-up-dummy.A mock query rejection email with a gold coin background. 

Text:

Sara,
Thank you for considering me for the most torturously feel-good, insufferably hopeful-even-in-its-bleakest-moments novel I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I suggest you jump ship on writing and take on a more practical hobby like swashbuckling, rum drinking, or breaking the curse that has me stuck inside the head of this whiny princess (thanks for that, by the way).
Kick bricks barefoot,
Captain Amir

View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/I-hate-youA mock query rejection email with an ocean wave background. 

Text:

Hi Sara,
Thank you so much for your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. While I truly admired the 82,000 word count, non-Western fantasy setting, and LGBTQ+ representation, unfortunately, I will have to pass. I would, however, like to offer a minor suggestion to change the title to THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHANNA, as I believe this better reflects the titular character's gender identity.
Best wishes,
Johanna
View your query status page at
QueryTracker.net/portal/Protect-Trans-KidsA mock query rejection email with a bloody background. 

Text:

Ms. Duran,
The empire has scrupulously reviewed your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN, and has found that beneath the lighthearted, adventurous story of queer joy and acceptance is a truly blasphemous critique of the colonization of the Global South. We will be passing, but please do keep us in mind for any future projects featuring white, male, cis-het protagonists, preferably in settings inspired by medieval Europe.
Regards,
General Genovese
View your query status page at
QueryTracker.net/portal/is-this-one-pushing-it?-maybe-lol
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miranikol.bsky.social @miranikol.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A glimpse into Mateo's Burnie Cake recipe (Sweeney Todd vs. Bunny vs. your neighborhood baker) #UnhingedPit #A #H #Q #writers #WritingCommunity
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Sera Collins, Romance Author @serawritesromance.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Jack and Rose share a brain cell in this gender-swapped version of Titanic, where both of them actually want the boat to sink if it means they don't have to sail around the world together. Who needs an iceberg when you have a high-stakes boat race and awful families? #na #r #cr #q #unhingedpit
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My favorite trope is Man Who “Doesn’t Feel” Learns to Love™️
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Ambrielle Butler @ajbutlerwriting.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
WWYD: I (20f) moved to a new town and met a guy. He asked me on a date to the nearby woods and it was ok except his friend went missing. He’s acting weird about it and I think I’m seeing her ghost. Do I go on another date with him tonight? (He’s hot btw.) #UnhingedPit #H #AG #NA
Trope map for the character Sloane with listings like: “paleontologist (no, really)”, “quirky collector”, “mommy issues”, “did I just join a cult for a dude?”, “0% tolerance for bullshit” and “100% traumatized”
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Dreams No Mortals dare is genre and mind bending, and worth the read. Unhinged Comps: 🐦‍⬛ Goth “Alice in Wonderland” with a HEA. 🐦‍⬛ The Nevermore trilogy by Kelly Creagh (but make it #A) 🐦‍⬛ Netflix’s The Fall of the House of Usher (less scary, more smoochy) Pitch inspo: 90s cereal ads🥣 #UnhingedPit
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