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🥀 Writing strange women in stranger romantic relationships ✍️ Rep: Jenna Satterthwaite at Storm Literary Agency 📸 Profile photo by Nicole Sloan
🥀 Writing strange women in stranger romantic relationships ✍️ Rep: Jenna Satterthwaite at Storm Literary Agency 📸 Profile photo by Nicole Sloan
![Most Chaotic No Context Quotes
1. He was too occupied with fending off the swarm of skeletons in wedding dresses.
2. The confused croak of a frog caught my attention. That poor shrub.
3. At the last possible second… the [truth] spell hit the baby.
4. [I] wasn’t sure I’d ever get the taste of sap out of my mouth, but at least I had thumbs again.
5. [She] really should have sent an adviser better able to blend in, like the seven-foot-tall, three-headed scout.
Honorable Mention
[H]is ideas of how to “vanquish” me included: stealing my “spellbook” (an ordinary cookbook); disguising himself as my “mother” and sternly lecturing me about my wrongdoing (forgetting fairies don’t have parents); and my personal favorite: goading me into cursing him and trying to use an ordinary mirror to reflect it back at me.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a37vzkeigxyiyhp5h6uc3lnh/bafkreih6yffsdyelelcrhr2togddlsjzltbanm4vmateftcpdsxnnqqxxy)
