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Author James Fuller

@authorjfuller.bsky.social
8.5K followers 12K following 4K posts

Best Selling multi-genre author. Cemetery Caretaker, and fitness guy on the side. One day, I'll write the story you'll all remember me for. Find my books here and everywhere else books are sold: www.amazon.com/stores/James-Fuller/…

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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Laundry
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I get a new fridge and stove today... not the fridge i would have bought for myself, but it is a free fridge and a lot better than the one i have so no complaints.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, I'm up. I am now everyone's fucking problem.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe the next one i set up
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When people ask me for some of Johnny Depp (the name of my sourdough starter) if fills me with happy bubbles. It has been over a year and the starter has really take on some amazing flavors for bread. And I have cloned it for ppl 4 time now.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today or tomorrow i think i might bake a 100 protein chocolate chip cookies.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bbq time lol
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ya, it's a crap feeling
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's never easy to let someone go at work. Ugh
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's Sunday, do your laundry... i am doing mine... and cleaning cat pee off my couch... cause fuck me if life could fuck off for a sec.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Think i might make cheesy potato waffles and bacon for breakfast this morning... but first coffee.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Think i'm gonna make a gallon of strawberry daiquiris tonight and sit on the deck in front of the fire.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The game Graveyard Keeper is basically my life. I feel the company that made it owes me money LOL I am in fact a cemetery caretaker In the game you have to write books, cook/bake/wine making, garden, fish, make things out of wood and metal. All of these things I do in my life.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would you kill, kill, kill for me? I love you enough to ask you again Would you kill, kill, kill for me? You won't be kissing me unless you kill for me
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hahaha
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One, two, three, four walking like a man Hitting like a hammer She's a juvenile scam Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop She's got the look Heavenly bound Cause heaven's got a number When she's spinning me around Kissing is a color Her loving is a wild dog She's got the look
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
haha
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am the same, i find recipes and use that as a baseline and tweak as i see fit for my own tastes
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"not feel guilty" LMAFO i love that, but ya that actually sounds yummy, might have to try this fall. Also my parties are 100% guilty free as guilt isnt an ingredient I use in my cooking lol and everything is 0 calories... as calories arent real on party nights (or so i tell myself)
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Interesting, do you bake the squashes with it inside and eat it? I have never heard of this (and i do and hear a lot of stuff for cooking and baking) but this is a new one. what's the process and eating program? LOL
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Having a party/bbq tomorrow night. Tonight a little pre drinking, and gotta prep the spinach dip, gonna make chocolate pumpkin squares, and since i have leftover strawberry chocolate sourdough from last weekend, gonna turn that into a bread pudding for dessert.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fair point
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ah this game is great... now when i'm not working at a cemetery in real life i can be working in a graveyard on my days off... cause apparently i fucking hate myself lol
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
haha i just found the perfect game for me to play. It is called Graveyard Keeper... And well since my day job is a cemetery keeper... you know.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
haha thanks
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm awakening Johnny Depp (my sourdough starter) from his month long slumber in the fridge. Tomorrow gonna make a strawberry chocolate sourdough and a rosemary, garlic and cheese sourdough.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That's the goal.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It is pouring rain today, think i'm gonna make some bacon potato soup with a grilled cheese sandwich and watch tv all day.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We're killing strangers, so we dont kill the ones that we love...
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm coming in hot for the weekend!
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One day i will disappear and it is either going to be because i finally got what i had coming to me, or because i finally got what i had coming to me. Either way be happy for me, cause i'll either be dead and life is no longer my problem or i am hiding on my farm.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You forgot to switch your laundry over... ...you're welcome.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You know what? This place is really starting to piss me off. I come here to get away from the chaos and bullshit of life and yet it seems this place is just an ocean of bullshit! "Things i say out loud in my laundry room" It's Sunday, your clothes stink.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have created a wonderful family over the years.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One of the biggest lies we've ever been told is "Blood makes you family." Don't fall for that shit. Blood makes you related. Trust, loyalty, respect, love, That's family.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Took Zeus to the vet yesterday as he has been peeing on stuff again which normally means he has a UTI. Turns out he doesn't, it is behavioral and anxiety and is now on more meds than anyone in the house. What kind of world do we live in when cats if all creatures can get anxiety?
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the only things i dislike about my job is having to work Saturdays for burials when they come around. Thankfully it's not often, but damn do they always happen on weekends when i need to do adult stuff.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What the hell do you think you are doing? Get the hell off here and do your damn laundry!
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I had bread pudding, brownies, and coffee for breakfast lol cause i'm an adult and no one is policing this.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don't care what they said about me... What I want to know is why they were so comfortable saying it around you...
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Drunk James does good work, this maple banana coconut bread pudding is fucking delicious!
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ya, she was a big part of my 90's and early 2000's
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Who is your favorite female singer/band? Snowbytes and Cr33pia are hitting something in my soul tonight.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Think i am gonna get drunk tonight and do some baking. Gonna make banana maple bread pudding. (cause i have some stale hotdog buns)
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I really dont want it to be Monday tomorrow.
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Puss In Boots Hates Mondays
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Well it's that day again... that day where you have that thing you need to do, that thing you really don't like doing, but needs to be done.
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Pingu's Laundry Day
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we are, we should be safe, but my community around me isn't.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ya, we are okay. A lot of kelowna has to burn down before we are in trouble.
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My worlds on fire... everywhere around Kelowna is a flame. Whole towns/cities are being evacuated, peoples entire lives are burning to ashes with no end in sight....
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Author James Fuller @authorjfuller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The best part of waking up, is clearly morning sex... than coffee.
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