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DJ Martin

@authordjmartin.com
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A witch and a bitch with an herbal itch…and an overactive imagination. Award-winning author, coffeeholic, old lady, owned by cats. She/her www.authordjmartin.com

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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 30/09/2026
Had to buy a new robovac (after only 2.5 years 😡). Maks paid no attention to the old one. The new one is much quieter (I can have a phone conversation) but apparently needs a LOT more supervision!
A gray cat sitting in a dining chair staring out with rapt attention.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 15/09/2026
I’m batting 1,000 on shoes. 2 weeks ago, the sole on one of my trainers fell off…at the airport. Today, I was wondering what the mess on my car’s floorboard was & why walking felt so weird. Found out when I got home!
The soles of a pair of Dr. Scholls sandals almost completely disintegrated.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 13/08/2026
Richard Chamberlain.
Richard Chamberlain as Dr. Kildare
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 12/08/2026
If I’m ever able to look at a computer screen long enough to write, I’ll have to include this in some scene. Too weird!
That was odd! Heard a weird noise out on the deck. Not quite a kerfuffle between cats but almost as loud. Looked up to see 5 turkey vultures perched on the railing. One left as soon as I went to the door but the other 4 had to be convinced. 1st time since we moved in they’ve done that. Glad there were no cats out there. There truly would have been a kerfuffle then (and probably some hurt cats).
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 01/08/2026
Rabbit, Rabbit! (Cat, Cat!?) Happy 1st August/Lunasadh/Lammas/Imbolc/Candlemas! Happy Caturday!
A gray cat with a rear paw draped over a black cat.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 25/07/2026
Nothing like finding out the painful way that a wasp nest is the reason your rain gauge is giving wonky readings. Ow.
My swollen index finger with an obvious hole from a wasp sting.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 23/07/2026
They said we were going to get some downpours & they were right! That read .06 just 1 hr 20 mins ago!
A digital rain gauge showing 2.05 inches today.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 18/07/2026
I do have room for a unicorn. Just sayin’. 😉
Why authors want Amazon reviews

If a book gets 10 reviews the author receives a cryptic fragment of a treasure map.

If a book gets 30 reviews the Bank of England will then accept copies of the book as legal tender.

If a book gets 50 reviews Amazon sends the author a free unicorn.

Why not help an author you love get a free unicorn by reviewing their book today?
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 16/07/2026
Mischa’s favorite position is “roadkill.”
A gray cat lying on his back, paws in the air as if “roadkill.”
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 20/06/2026
#Caturday
A cartoon cat sitting on top of a pile of book. There is a coffee cup nearby. The caption reads, “life is better with coffee, cats and books.”
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 19/06/2026
Even asleep, Mischa forgets his tongue. So cute!
A large gray cat asleep on his back with his tongue poking out.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 14/06/2026
Maks isn’t as fond of the sound of rain on a metal roof as I am. Based on the radar, he’s going to be there for a bit.
A gray cat crouched underneath a table and chair on a blue and red rug. A wet deck and tree are in the background.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 10/06/2026
Mornin’.
A drawing of a coffee pot pouring coffee into a brain. Below that is a progress line with the word, “loading.”
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 08/06/2026
We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it).
At the top, cover images of some of my fiction books. Then my name, and my bio which I am too lazy to re-type here.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 27/05/2026
Sev has disappeared. I can’t find him anywhere! Should I be worried? 😆
A black cat only partially underneath the sofa skirt.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 24/05/2026
Mischa’s favorite position: roadkill. #Caturday
A gray cat laying on his back with his rear paws in the air & front paws curled up.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 21/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Three cats: two gray, one black sitting on & around me.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 20/05/2026
Wishful thinking!
A squirrel attempting to climb a pole up to a bird feeder. There’s a pipe and a squirrel baffle in its way.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 20/05/2026
From my FB feed. I feel seen... #writingcommunity #indieauthor
A group of images headlined with :Self-Publishing: Because I enjoy a little chaos with my creativity. Under that, an image of a woman staring at a laptop with the caption "Writing the Book: Easy! Said no one ever." then a woman looking at a computer screen with her hands up and a horrified expression on her face with the caption "Formatting: Fun! Just kidding, I hate everything." Then a woman holding up a manuscript with a thumbs-up with the caption "Uploading: Sure let's do this! Hope I didn't mess something up." Second row of images: a woman in sunglasses holding a sign that says, "Marketing is my passion." The caption reads "Marketing: Lies. I just want people to read it." Next to that, a woman drinking a glass of wine with a look of desperation on her face with the caption, "Sales: *Refreshes screen for the 47th time today. It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine." Next to that, a woman sitting on a sofa with a pile of snacks in her lap with the caption, "Self-Publishing: It's exhausting. And I'd do it all over again tomorrow." Underneath all that, the caption "Not Rich. Not Famous. Just relentless. Welcome to the indie author life."
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 08/05/2026
Name the first album you ever owned. (Ahem. Dating myself much?)
A picture of the Herman’s Hermits on a red background with the title, “Herman’s Hermits including their single “I’m into Something Good”
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 29/04/2026
Outlook can be so amusing. It thinks I'll not get another email today, even though it's not yet noon.
A screenshot of an Outlook inbox with the words, "All done for the day. Enjoy your empty inbox."
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 27/04/2026
Had to chase a woodpecker off the siding. Nah, it’s not pollen-y out there!
A dark wood porch covered so thickly with yellow pollen that my footprints are visible in it.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 22/04/2026
Aw. My sister posted this on FB last night. She doesn't mention which book, but I'm assuming *cough* she means my Ogre's Assistant series. If so, this is the book she read: mybook.to/StressedPaper mybook.to/StressedEbook
Hey sis!  I told a coworker about your books and she read the first one last weekend.  here is her review:  I really liked it.  The whole plot was original, which is hard to do in that genre, and with all the characters and plot setup, it leaves it open for  a lot more books in the series.  She plans to read the others this weekend.  YAY for big sis!!!!!
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 17/04/2026
I’ve said goodbye to too many over the years. This is Yuri, my purrball. We lost him in January.
A ginger cat sleeping on a burgundy couch.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 17/04/2026
I appreciate bats every day!
A Sandra Boynton cartoon showing an upside down bat. The caption, upside down as well, says, “Bat Appreciation Day, April 17th.”
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 15/04/2026
From my FB feed. Cats, amirite? 😆
A cartoon image of 2 aliens in a space ship with a beam underneath. There’s a cat in the beam. The caption reads, “Make up your mind-we can’t keep beaming you up and down.”
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 08/04/2026
Isn’t he purty? Mrs. Cardinal is undoubtedly sitting on eggs…they have a nest in one of the shrubs next to the driveway & take turns eating.
A male cardinal sitting on a bird feeder.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 04/04/2026
From my FB memories. @jennyschwartz.bsky.social it's right, isn't it?!?
A graffiti image of an indigenous man (maybe?) on a brick wall, with the caption, "good ideas start with coffee." It's signed by Jacob and something unreadable.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 02/04/2026
Spring has *achoo* sprung in the *cough* mountains! (Hard to see in the bright sunshine but that’s a dogwood in flower.)
A flowering dogwood tree in front of green pines.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 01/04/2026
It's March 32nd.
A floppy-eared rabbit with the caption, "April Fool's Day has been cancelled. No made up prank could begin to compare to the unbelievable crap happening in the real world right now." The signature is cheekywitch.com.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 30/03/2026
Mondays, amirite?
A gray cat wearing round glasses holding a cup of coffee. The caption says “coffee: because mornings are rude and need to be dealt with accordingly.”
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 20/03/2026
'Tis the day the sun crosses the equator, so Happy Equinox, Everyone!
A closeup of pink tulips.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 16/03/2026
Welcome to spring in Georgia. Thankfully the ground is warm enough it won’t stick but sure is pretty!
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 04/03/2026
From my FB feed this morning. Hubby & I were talking about this last night as gas was 30 cents higher per gallon yesterday than last week.
I always find it amazing that oil can have a big drop in price and it takes weeks for it to show up in gasoline prices, but the minute it rises, it’s immediately reflected in the price of gasoline at the gas station.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 02/03/2026
I love living in the woods…except for this time of year. 30 minutes of using the leaf blower, then around 8 hours of scooting on my butt, picking out leaves, seeds, and twigs that are stuck between the stones just to clear the paths. Thankfully it’s still too early to work on the beds.
A circular garden with 8 wedge-shaped beds. The paths are small stones.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 28/02/2026
I love Mischa’s bleps! #Caturday
A gray cat looking at the camera with his tongue poking out.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 28/02/2026
Went out to blow leaves (again) and was greeted by this tiny sign of spring.
A small blue flower among a pile of dead leaves & pine straw.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 24/02/2026
An original drawing by Steve Costineau on FB. Ayup!
A line drawing: on the left, a person walking through a door saying “walk barefoot on hot coals and broken glass while carrying a leaky bucket of gasoline as west nile virus-infected mosquitoes swarm tour head.” On the right, a closed door over which it says, “listen to the state of the union address.” Centered below both is the word Choices.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 24/02/2026
Drop a crush from your youth.
Richard Chamberlain as Dr. Kildare
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 14/02/2026
Maks has decided it’s better to admire him than watch the Olympics. Typical catitude, no? #caturday
A gray cat sitting on a console in front of a TV showing Olympic skeleton.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 31/01/2026
Years ago, a MN friend swore he was going to tie a snow shovel to the roof of his car, start driving south, and not stop until someone asked him what it was. North GA ain’t far enough south!
A terraced area with bird feeders covered in snow.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 30/01/2026
"More searching told me this part of the Appalachians was riddled with small caves, most inaccessible to humans. So there was probably a clan living somewhat close by." Have you ever gone gnome hunting? 😀 #ParanormalWomensFiction Paperback: mybook.to/Reinventing Ebook: mybook.to/ReinventingE...
A cave in the woods.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 29/01/2026
Yeah, not what *anyone* wants to see or smell! #UrbanFantasy Ebook: mybook.to/Transformati... Paperback: mybook.to/Transformati...
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 28/01/2026
Herbal compress is a spa treatment of herbs wrapped in muslin and heated through. This is a good choice for the wear of winter on our joints. (I will attest that a) my compresses don't look so pretty and b) they really do feel good.) #herbs
An herbal compress laying on top of a folded towel.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 27/01/2026
Everyone needs to save money. Make your #herbs work hard! Mybook.to/GWCupboard
The cover of A Green Witch's Cupboard on a dark background with green fronds, and the caption, "Sixty-nine herbs that will do triple duty, whether in your cooking, medicine chest, or cauldron."
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 24/01/2026
Timeline cleanse. #cats
A black cat spooning with a gray cat on a burgundy sofa. Both are asleep.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 23/01/2026
Jasmine is one of the most expensive essential oils there is. Why? It takes about 2,000 pounds of tiny flowers to make one pound of oil. There's so little EO in each blossom that the dried herb really doesn't smell like much. But oooh, sometimes the price is worth it! #herbs
A recipe card headered, "Jo's Perfect Potions Ingredients." In the center, "Jasmine, Jasminum officinale, followed by "Cooking: Ice Cream, Syrups, Beverages; Medicinal: Calm nerves or irritability; Magical: Mental Powers, Money, Love."
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 22/01/2026
Another day, another trip to the vet. This time with Maks. At least this one came home but I’m back to giving a cat medicine twice a day. sigh.
A closeup of a gray cat’s face.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 22/01/2026
Jo uses only the finest reference books in her potion business. 😉 You can find them here: www.authordjmartin.com/books #herbs You can read Jo's story here: Ebook (Amazon): mybook.to/ReclaimingEb... Ebook (Everywhere else): books2read.com/u/boqAp0 Paperback: mybook.to/ReclaimingPa...
A work table in front of a window and a shelf to the side, both filled with bottles of various sizes. On the right of the table are four reference books.
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DJ Martin @authordjmartin.com · 21/01/2026
I don’t care where in the world you are, we could all use a hug, so hug yourself for me. Give yourself two hugs if you’re one of my readers!
A black and white cat with its front paws hugging a ginger cat. The caption reads, “National Hugging Day. Hugging releases oxytocin.”
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