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Christine Witcher | Author

@authorcwitcher.bsky.social
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☽𖤐☾ Author of witchy fantasy 🔬STEM teacher 📚 Rep: Brent Taylor at Triada US linktr.ee/authorcwitcher

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Gracie M. Lee || Writer @gracemawrtina.bsky.social · 8h
Bal Khabra’s REVOLVE x OFF CAMPUS 🧊 When a shared injury reluctantly brings a champion figure skater and NHL-bound hockey player together, they must decide if their love for the ice outweighs their fear of falling—and losing their carefully planned careers (82k) ⛸️🏒 #DVPit #NA #CR #DIS #CI #LGBT
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 10h
I’ve had the privilege of reading this manuscript and it is phenomenal—propulsive, sharp, pognient. The agent that snags this up is going to be lucky to work with Dr. Sam!
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Dr. Sam Chung is querying @drsamchung.bsky.social · 10h
"They expected a safe proposal. A theoretical argument about pedagogy, proof that Alderhall's methods worked even on students with her... disadvantages. That was how Dunn had put it once. Despite your disadvantages, Miss Rose, you show remarkable progress." #dvpit #asian #woc #a #f
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Triada US Lit Agency @triadaus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Congratulations to @authorcwitcher.bsky.social on the sale of CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL! #TeamTriada #BookSky
A Publishers Marketplace deal report dated August 26, 2026 in the fiction paranormal category which reads as follows: Christine Witcher's CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL, a cozy paranormal romance in which a heartbroken earth witch drunkenly conjures the perfect boyfriend—only for a charming demon to possess him, forcing her to team up with the rugged local witch she's trying very hard not to fall for and choose between the demon's promise of a safe, perfect love and the messy vulnerability of the real thing, to Kimberly Laws at Gallery, in a two-book deal, for publication in fall 2027, by Brent Taylor while at TriadaUS Literary Agency (world English).
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Dr. Sam Chung is querying @drsamchung.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
BABEL X BLOOD OVER BRIGHT HAVEN = ARTICULATE 💫 Institutional betrayal 💫 Found family 💫 Forbidden magic 💫 Slow burn romance #questpit #w #a #f #s
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’M AN AGENTED AUTHOR!!! I'm so excited to share that I’m now represented by Brent Taylor at @triadaus.bsky.social If you love: ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcoms ✨ Enchanted houses CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL is one step closer to being in your hands!
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
✨She's inherited her great aunt's house ✨He's the local coven's broad-shouldered handyman ✨And HE is the fake boyfriend she made in a drunken haze, who needs to be GONE before any real chance at love crashes down around her 🎉 Signing with an agent on Friday! #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R
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Dr. Sam Chung is querying @drsamchung.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"They expected a safe proposal. A theoretical argument about pedagogy, proof that Alderhall's methods worked even on students with her... disadvantages. That was how Dunn had put it once. Despite your disadvantages, Miss Rose, you show remarkable progress." #questpit #w #a #f #s
Title slide reading "An Agent's Guide to ARTICULATE — A Dark Academia Novel, ~85,000 Words, by Sam Chung." Set against a dark, atmospheric image of antique leather-bound books and rolled parchment scrolls on wooden shelves, dimly lit with smoke or mist drifting through.Slide titled "The Pitch" over a background of leather books and scrolls. The text reads: "When a student discovers the elite magical academy she fought her way into engineered the disease killing her mother, she must expose the truth before time runs out."Slide titled "The Comps" showing two book covers side by side against a dark library background. On the left, R.F. Kuang's Babel: An Arcane History, labeled "Institutional Betrayal." On the right, M.L. Wang's Blood Over Bright Haven, labeled "Conspiracy-Laced Magic System."Slide titled "The Opening" with the manuscript's first lines set over a moody background of leather-bound books and rolled scrolls in shadow. The text reads: "Ariana Rose wiped the blood from her lip and stood to face the committee. The magic had scraped through her on its way out, leaving cuts no one could see. Her fingertips were numb. Her tongue tasted of iron. She had been practicing since before dawn, whispering the incantation until the words carved grooves in her throat, her hand cramping around the pen. Now she stood before the committee, and her hands would not stop shaking. She had not slept. She had spent the night in the care ward, holding her mother's hand while she called her by her dead sister's name. And this morning, the physician had pulled her aside. Had spoken in that gentle voice they used when there was nothing left to do. 'Six weeks. Maybe eight. I'm sorry, Miss Rose.' Six weeks. Forty-two days. A thousand hours to save her mother — or to watch her disappear."
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"As she stepped inside the house, she was met by the smell of dust and rosemary and petrichor—and the almost spicy back-of-the-throat tingle of layers and layers of magic." CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL 🎉Signing with an agent on Friday! #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
EX HEX x MAGICAL INNKEEPING = CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcom ✨ Enchanted house 📖 Big 5 interest 🎉 Signing with an agent on Friday! #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R
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Author Emily Antoine @emilyantoine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
👨‍🔬Felix Frankenstein has three problems: 1. ☠Everyone he loves dies 2. ⚡He’s just accidentally (an illegally) reanimated Sleeping Beauty 3. ✨See problem 1 THE PRINCESS BRIDE OF YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (Soon to be on sub) #Questpit #AG #A #R #SFF #S
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A.B. Koga @abkoga.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
FIRE SAFE & BRIMSTONE SOUND At a magic seminary in the sky, a troubled student joins forces with a repentant demon to face his religious trauma and stop the dark version of himself determined to drag him into hell. On sub soon! #QuestPit #AG #A #DF #ownvoices
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📚Meg Rosebrook✨ @megrosebrookwrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Playing dirty in the competition for the Prince was Sadie's only option anyways~ ⚔️ Palace trials 💅 Comedic flair 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ rep 🩷 A dash of yearning 🔮 Witchy magic 👑 Multiple love interests 🍻 Unlikely allies Querying, 120k words, NA Fantasy with strong romantic subplots! #questpit #f #NA #q #A
UnQueenly's summary: A terribly untalented witch competes to marry the the Prince for the career advancement, but solves world shattering political mysteries and finds romance and friendship instead. Pink dragon in the bottom right corner.
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🎉The pitch that got me 3 agent offers: When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R
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Dr. Sam Chung is querying @drsamchung.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
BABEL × BLOOD OVER BRIGHT HAVEN A mixed-blood scholar. An academy built on a lie. One thesis that could save her people—if the truth doesn’t bury her first. #PosterPit #A #F #W
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #PosterPit #Q #A #PN #R
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Jen Hall Smith - ✍️🌙✨ @jenhallsmith.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
THE LUNARIA NOW SHE IS WITCH X KPDH X A RIVER ENCAHNTED #NA #A #Q #F #R #posterpit 110k fantasy romance ND REP In a land where magic is forbidden, power blooms in outcast Tallitha, forcing her to flee to a mysterious place of safety & evade the clutches of the dreaded Witchkind hunters.
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Foul of mouth, slippery of tongue. Rosamund Martin knows the opinion of the clergy. To protect her family, Rosa must transform her network of whispers into a weapon of resistance, before the flames may reach her doorstep next. THE GOSSIPS #PosterPit #WIP #A #SPF #F
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
EX HEX x MAGICAL INNKEEPING x Charmed. ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcom ✨ Enchanted house ✨ Diverse cast CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #PosterPit #Q #A #PN #R
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Keep your em-dashes and colons. Drop your “not ___, but ___”, your clichés, your paragraph conclusion sentence, and unearned metaphors.
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
One year ago I started writing a romantasy on my phone while holding a sleeping baby. Now I'm 2.5 books in, and I can confidently say it's not just a phase. 😆
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - a paranormal romance / witchy romcom #amquerying
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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"Mama, do you have big ideas?"
The story of why I started writing
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
How many times can I refresh my inbox in one day? #amquerying
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL got six requests in the first week of querying, including interest from a big 5 publisher. So, I guess you could say I’m a big deal. Wanna sit at my table? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #PN #F #R
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
For all the girlies who have ever left their ID at the bar and woken up to a demon in their enchanted house. I offer up the house margarita with a salty rim that is CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL. Now querying. #UnhingedPit #A #PN #R #F #Q
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If Practical Magic, a kraken, and a lighthouse had a baby, it would be CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL. Now querying with 4 fulls out in the first month. #UnhingedPit #A #PN #F #R #Q
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Unhinged Pitch Event @unhingedpit.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Make sure you're aware of our "rules" before the next #UnhingedPit! Coming soon... #writingcommunity
Rules

1. nothing conventional: 
No standard sentence/paragraph hooks, or lists

2. All book comps must be 5+ years old and/or obscure

3. three posts per project

Examples:

Meme boards
GIF comps 
Song COMPS
Crude stick figure drawings

Character red flags
Dating profile
AITA pitch

Be free. Get unhinged.ALL projects are welcome.

Tags are not required, but here are some suggestions:

#Q = querying
#OS = on submission
#W = WIP
#P = published
#AG = agented
#CS = coming soon

#A, #NA, #YA, #MG, #CB, #PB

#F = fantasy
#SF = sci-fi
#H = horror
#T = thriller
#R = romance
#LGBT = LGBTQ+
#NF = nonfiction
#P = poetry
anything else you can think of
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Querying an agent with a 1% query reply rate.
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a whale in the water with the words bye buddy hope you find your dad below it
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Jason @jason-antares.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
FABLEHAVEN x SPIDERWICK Zion hides more than beautiful trails and cliffs—it's a haven for Unseen, hidden magical creatures. When the Veil separating our worlds unravels 18yo Ranger Samantha and 13yo Jr Ranger Terrance must stop Zion from forgetting itself or become lost forever. #WSpit #Q #YA #F #ND
Moodboard:

Top Left Image: Picture of Angels Landing in Zion National Park and the chain hikers follow in order to get to the summit.

Top Right: A picture of Zion Lodge showing the wide green front lawn and the red canyon peaks set behind the wooden lodge itself.

Middle Left: An image of the Great White Throne, a large mountain in Zion with a white top for which it got its name. 

Center: A piece of tape reading "Beholders: Zion"

Middle Right: An aerial image of Walters Wiggles, a portion of the Angels Landing Trail that is a bunch of switch backs climbing up the canyon. 

Left Patch: A National Park Services patch in the shape of an arrowhead. 

Right Badge: A wooden Jr. Ranger badge made of wood earned if doing the Jr. Rangers program at Zion. 

Bottom left: A crumpled piece of paper with a feather taped to it, and text on the paper reading "It's our world to protect. Whether we see it or not."

Bottom Right: An image of the Lower Emerald Pools in Zion and water from the Middle Pool falling from the rock overhang. 

Background: A geographical map of Zion National Park. 

Made with Canva
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Foul of mouth, slippery of tongue. Rosa knows the opinion of the clergy. To protect her family, she must transform her network of whispers into a weapon of resistance. If she cannot outmaneuver the priest's zealotry, the flames may reach her doorstep next. THE GOSSIPS #WSPit #WIP #A #WF #F
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #WSPit #Q #A #PN #R
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leahbauerwrites.bsky.social @leahbauerwrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Picking locks is a bit like discovering what makes a lover come undone; it requires patience, focus, and a dash of magic. Luckily for Ness, she happens to have all three. #1stLinePit #WIP #A #F #R #LGBT #CMe
a background of frost and ice with the words An Agent’s Guide to Be Gay Do Crimes WIP.

 a background image of frost and ice. The pitch for Be Gay Do Crimes WIP: To keep her queer crew from being kicked out of their gang, 24 year-old thief Ness must steal a prince, get him to his rich aunt, and keep her pretty nemesis from interfering. Falling for both of them wasn’t in the plan. A collage of memes for Be Gay Do Crimes WIP:
 -steal everything your gay little hands can carry
 -middle spoon 
-the nonsense has escalated
 -* instant regret * 
-the sexual tension when someone says "make me"
 -Be Gay do Crimes 
-A knife? Are you flirting with me? 
-A cat walking on two legs carrying an umbrella and carpet bag. Sheet music with the caption I don't know where I'm going but I'm gay 
-A tweet from @ MaineMillennial: the goal of polyamory is to acquire enough partners to pull off a successful heist.

a background of frost and ice. For fans of Running Close to the Wind by Alexandra Rowland (fun romp, horny MC), A Power Unbound by Freya Marske (queer fantasy romance, cool magic system), Little Thieves by Margaret Owen (female con MC, cat-and-mouse romance), 1997 Anastasia movie (banter, travel) Ocean’s Eight movie and The Gilded Wolves by Roshani Chokshi (heists, found family).
a background of frost and ice. An excerpt from Be Gay Do Crimes WIP: 
“Stop, thief.” 
Ness stills. She knows that voice. 
Smooth blades of midnight wrapped in silk. 
A frisson of excitement shoots down Ness’ spine, and she has to force herself to turn slowly. It’s bad form for a mouse to appear too eager to entice the cat into a heart-pounding chase. Though she’s shrouded in shadow, she meets Melirin’s flinty gaze unerringly. Her obsidian eyes glint with a spark of challenge.
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“Rosa’s neck prickled, right at the base of her skull, like a stiff breeze on sweaty skin. And the whisper came. Nothing so evil as magic. Just a cunning. A trivial gift. And it told her the words to say to loosen any tongue that already sat poised to spill a story. THE GOSSIPS #WSPit #WIP #A #WF #F
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"As she stepped inside the house, she was met by the smell of dust and rosemary and petrichor—and the almost spicy back-of-the-throat tingle of layers and layers of magic." CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #WSPit #Q #A #PN #R
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Dr. Sam Chung is querying @drsamchung.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
BABEL × BLOOD OVER BRIGHT HAVEN A mixed-blood scholar. An academy built on a lie. One thesis that could save her people—if the truth doesn’t bury her first. #QuestPit #A #DF #W
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Nick Wilford - Speculative Fiction Author @nickpwilford.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
In a world where gender can be changed with one DNA-based op, what happens when your previous identity’s genetic signature is used without your knowledge? After witnessing a murder by a man bearing her former face, Ella finds out the hard way. #WSPit #YA #SF #Q #LGBT #agentguide
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Jessica Morgan @jtmorganwrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Anne is five months pregnant. She tells herself she can handle it, but what she CAN’T handle are baby-snatching fairies. As magical creatures take over her smoky Victorian mill, she must stop her new employers before they steal every baby in the city, including her own. #WSpit #Q #A #F #Hi #wf #PN
NA/A Historical Fantasy, 89k
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 25/02/2026
A vampire who faints at the sight of blood must stop a messy murderer before her community becomes a target for vampire hunters. Now with more: 🐊 gators, 💪 freshly turned college bros, 🏳️‍🌈 lesbians, and 🫦 consensual biting. #WSPit #Q #SFF #LGBT #Own
Four images in a grid with AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF BLOOD in the center. First image: a southern oak covered in spanish moss. Second: a conference room filled with empty chairs. Third: a hand holding a smartphone in front of their steering wheel, showing a 90s-era forum called Sparkle Net. Fourth: a gator's head breaking otherwise calm waters.A southern oak dripping with spanish moss and backlit by the sun. Beneath, text: 
I could see the world in excruciating detail.
See the breaks in the bark and the ants marching up the trunk. See the lichen in its vivid greens, splotches like a handprint.
See an actual handprint on the shadowed side of the oak. See the dried blood, an outline.
And see, when I tilted my head back, the body draped almost lovingly in the great arms of the big oak.An empty conference room. Below, text:
She’d even put together a buffet table. Somewhere, she’d found light blue table cloths and draped them across several long tables, even set out a few bowls of what appeared to be wilted lettuce, shredded cheese, and plain popcorn. 
Marring her display, though, were the bodies.A mock up of a 90s-era internet forum called SparkleNet. Below, text:
 Out of habit, I checked the Sparkle Net app. There were a few new posts, nothing of interest. I used the notes to log my feeding session—always a good idea to keep track, if only to avoid double-dipping—and was just putting my phone away when I smelled it.
Blood.
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Kelsea Wolf 📚 ✨ @kelseawolf-writes.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
To break a curse she is wrongly accused of casting, Alice must team up with a crew of untrained magic wielders and sail treacherous seas, battling folktales and cryptids. A map of riddles guides their way, but the family secrets it reveals may be the most deadly barrier of all. #wspit #q #f #nd
A mood board with a light blue background and the title The Society of Curse Breakers in the center. From left two right: a picture of an old fashioned diver, the words found family, a picture of a brick mansion, the words urban fantastic a picture of a plane, the word curses, a picture or a tunnel, the word spirits, a old fashioned sailing ship, the word pirates, a picture of a lighthouse, the word strange villians and cryptids, a map of Florida’s a swamp, the word folklore, the words diverse magic systems, a capybara, a message in a bottle.
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Taylor @taylorschenck.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Happy #WSPIT! Can’t wait to connect with other authors! Adira Hart climbs the ranks of magical academia. Then, a prince threatens to reveal her secret: Years ago, she cheated on her entrance exam. Featuring: 🤝Forced Proximity ✨Magic with consequences 🧌Walled City & Forest of Monsters #Q #A #F
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
WHEN WOMEN WERE DRAGONS x THE MERCIES x BURY OUR BONES. ✨ Whisper networks ✨ Braided POVs ✨ Feminist allegory ✨ Subtle magic THE GOSSIPS #WSPit #WIP #A #WF #F
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
EX HEX x MAGICAL INNKEEPING x Charmed. ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcom ✨ Enchanted house ✨ Diverse cast CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #WSPit #Q #A #PN #R
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"Mackenzie Fisher was a good girlfriend. She went to every freaking one of Soren’s shows. She bought the cereal he liked, even though he left the box on top of the fridge, half-finished for months at a time." #amquerying
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"As she stepped inside the house, she was met by the smell of dust and rosemary and petrichor—and the almost spicy back-of-the-throat tingle of layers and layers of magic." CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - #AmQuerying
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Christine Witcher | Author @authorcwitcher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - a paranormal romance, now querying
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