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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

My Formula 1 “Bonkbuster,” FASTER has a COVER!!!! I’m so excited to share this book with the world! open.substack.com/pub/andiejch...

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ICYMI: New Book with a COVER!

FASTER is coming (literally) on September 9

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Fated Mates @fatedmates.net · 13/04/2025

We asked @authorandiej.bsky.social if she would contribute to The Collections Department and she delivered. But what does one call a group of Stern Brunch Daddies? A gaggle? An overplus? A plethora? A congregation? A clergy?

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Stern Brunch Daddies — Fated Mates: Romance Books for Novel People

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M @bookshuzzah.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

It’s never too young to get your child into skincare. The almost 2 year old already has an appreciation for a good routine that would make @authorandiej.bsky.social proud.

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

logging on

Belinda, played by Natasha Rothwell, exclaiming “Motherfucker. Motherfucker!” before slamming her laptop in The White Lotus.

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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

ICYMI, this week’s episode of my progressive romance podcast has been one of the most popular so far! The people love @authorandiej.bsky.social ❤️

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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

This week on Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I talked about heteropessimism and writing fictional cis men worth falling for when the real world isn’t exactly sending its best... Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...

“If I were interested in being in a relationship with any other type of person than a cis man, I would be. But I like what I like, and I want cis men to be better. When I write my books, I want to live in a world of possibility where cis men are better and kinder and more self-aware.”

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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

In this week's Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I dug into the moral panic that romance has gotten ~too spicy~ and I screamed "let them fuck" more than once. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...

"I am never fully satisfied by a romance that doesn't fuck... I want to read unapologetically horny books because we are living in the least horny timeline. That's my hope for a better future: That we can have a hornier future." — Andie J. Chrisotpher

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ZomBev 🧟‍♀️ @beverlyannemichel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

The thing that kills me about home renovation shows is that they always make mid century modern houses ultra modern and boring. The 70s aesthetic is 🤌🏻 Bring back egg chairs and conversation pits!!

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I might have yelled, “PEOPLE FUCK!” At one point It was great!

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Two things: 1. I think it was a mistake to stop fisticuffs between reps on the House floor. The stakes of being a dick should be getting punched in the face. It’s what nature intended. 2. We gotta stop being weird about f*cking. We need to stop acting like f*cking is weird. People f*ck or don’t.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Does anyone need some good news? (For me and readers?)

Publishers Marketplace announcement, reading, “Andie J. Christopher's FASTER, a high-speed high heat romance set behind the scenes of the Formula 1 paddock, to Maria Gomez at Montlake, for publication in fall 2025, by Holly Root and Taylor Haggerty at Root Literary (world English).”

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

keep having Lynch thoughts: he's a refutation of 1 of the most juvenile & annoying beliefs that some in artistic realms have--that in order to create unsettling, disturbing, profound or dark art, the work must be grimdark & also the person making it should be bleak &/or unkind. No! That's very silly

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Two truths and a lie: 1. I am a prolific baker. 2. I love beer. 3. I have two French bulldogs.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

This whole interview is amazing. Nora is amazing. Truly an inspiration to me.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Would people be into it if I stopped posting on socials and started sending out a more regular newsletter about what I’m reading, watching, and the horned up stuff I would normally post on social media? I would only post once or twice a month.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Beets. They taste like actual dirt to me. Also, while corn kernels on or off the cob. I don’t like corn unless it’s ground into a meal or flour. And cooked carrots.

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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 29/12/2024

My favourite Joan Collins quote of 2024 is this one from an interview with the Standard about her Swedish ex-husband, Peter Holm.

"I don't regret Tony [writer and actor Anthony Newley] and Ron [Kass, a businessman| because I had children with them," she says of husbands two and three. "And sadly, they're all dead now." Holm is still alive, I say. "Is he?" she retorts with immaculate uninterest. "I don't follow his fortunes.”

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

It’s a good sign when a spicy scene I wrote months ago turns my crank during edits. (Yes, this scene is in my forthcoming (heh) F1 bonkbuster.)

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a man in a red bull shirt holds his hand to his head

Alt: Carlos Sainz runs his hands through his hair during his Red Bull era.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I will never forgive Chobani for making the best high-protein milk (20g per cup!) and then discontinuing it! A curse on Chobani’s house!

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elena perez @thisiselena.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

imagine if people went to retailers and just took stuff and called it "generative shopping" and then, when the retailers said that's illegal, people said "regular shopping is too expensive so we have disrupted it" and then the retailers were like "OH! Carry on, innovators!"

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

A reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now: You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with. Know your rights.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

this is one of the things that really makes me laugh about so much iconic Renaissance art being commissioned by popes and cardinals unwrapping a painting like “ooh Caravaggio’s ass of the week made a GREAT John the Baptist, let’s hang this one right over the altar” it was a simpler time

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I was trying to change this, but accidentally wrote a legit “bonkbuster.” Credit to my dev editor for alerting me that this portmanteau for “blockbuster that bonks” (i.e., the sex and shopping novel) exists.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Apropos of the discourse about smut in books now, the book I just signed a contract for has more spice than anything I’ve ever written. (And that includes my digital first and self-published titles.)

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Post someone you've been told you look like, who you definitely don't look like. Flattering, but untrue.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I blocked someone pedantic and obnoxious, who just wanted to argue—on Threads. Bluesky is healing the social media earth.

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

states rights unless its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case its states rights unless the state is wrong in which case its federal rights unless the feds are democrats in which case its parents rights unless the parents are wrong in which case

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Amanda Weaver @amandaweavernovels.com · 03/12/2024

We’ve started watching Rivals and it was because @authorandiej.bsky.social was raving about it. I think it was her, anyway. So far super fun.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I feel like a hipster because I left Twitter before it was X.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I’m not a Hallmark holiday movie girl. I only like Christmas action movies. (E.g.s Die Hard and The Long Kiss Goodnight.) What if I fucked around and wrote a (very filthy) Christmas Romantic Suspense? For next year, obviously.

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a man is holding a knife in a dark room and says bah - humbug .

Alt: Bruce Willis is holding a lighter in duct and says bah - humbug .

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

That's why there's an aggressive effort now to blame "identity politics," it's a retcon because Harris ran exactly the campaign centrists wanted, catering to conservatives, never criticizing Netanyahu, never blaming billionaires or big corporations, the works—just to lose to Old Man Yells at Cloud.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Sagittarius: if the Irish Goodbye was a person.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

If one of my books ever becomes even mildly viral, I will simply cease looking at my own social media. Any posts will be through an intermediary, and I will simply not see the hate.

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Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Post you from a different era. (Serving face after all these years)

Me at about 4, wearing a headband and black top with swirls. Serving lethal face.

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 19/11/2024

"The girls do extra and the boys do little or nothing."

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 16/11/2024

For the first time in his career, LeBron James put up a triple-double in four consecutive games. ◽️ 21 PTS, 12 REB, 13 AST ◽️ 19 PTS, 10 REB, 16 AST ◽️ 35 PTS, 12 REB, 14 AST ◽️ 15 PTS, 16 REB, 12 AST Year 22 👑 #NBA

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I was known for: Coining the term “Stern Brunch Daddy” in response to @sarahmaclean.bsky.social posting a photo of Oscar Isaac holding a fork

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

All I want to say about the matter I’ve been texted about a lot is that it’s an interesting choice to marry someone that much younger when you need to be trading a ❄️habit for a fiber supplement.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

I feel like I need to limber up to say the same kind of chaotic shit on here that I used to say on the bird app. I’m out of practice.

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Andie J. Christopher @authorandiej.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

This is my son, Archie. He’s a giant, grumpy potato.

Photo of a large fawn pied French Bulldog, half asleep, lounging on a yellow blanket.

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